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redgubbinz posted:
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Breaking out my rubber sloppy joe eating undies.
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I think those are what you get at In-N-Out when you ask for a burger "Animal-Diarrhea Style".
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I'm sure it's not actual poo poo, but it seriously looks like the pile that just came out of my rear end.
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May 5, 2024 17:26
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Rubber Chicken posted:Two Sloppy Josephs, please This comment has me dying
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May 5, 2024 17:30
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Y'all need more fiber in your diet.
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https://twitter.com/Not_Murasaki/status/1786867934024896768
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kuarduck posted:Well don't leave us hanging https://twitter.com/DreadedVendetta/status/1786902963065155605?t=2_8k5KZgv912sstogdrKrg&s=19
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Purgatory Glory posted:https://twitter.com/DreadedVendetta/status/1786902963065155605?t=2_8k5KZgv912sstogdrKrg&s=19 going to have some wonderful adventures. terrific! sir, i love you very much, sir
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Haha no disregard that keep posting other stuff please haha dear jesus haha
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May 5, 2024 18:57
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That's the poo poo demon from Dogma. You can actually see the golf club on the placement
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Miracle of birth!
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She told me pelicans keep eating her ducks so I asked how many ducks she has and she said she just goes to the park and gets a new duck afterwards so I said it sounds like she’s just feeding ducks to pelicans and then the tourists started crying.
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Cool Dad posted:I didn't know human body language had specific vocabulary for "this loving pelican, I swear to god" serious "pissed off and have had it with these loving kids" mom energy
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I like how the duckling's just like v v upon being rescued from the maw of a creature ten times its size
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Purgatory Glory posted:https://twitter.com/DreadedVendetta/status/1786902963065155605?t=2_8k5KZgv912sstogdrKrg&s=19 I'm loving crying. Holy poo poo this is amazing.
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Captain Hygiene posted:I like how the duckling's just like v How much you wanna bet that's not the first time that pelican has put that specific duckling in it's mouth?
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I. M. Gei posted:How much you wanna bet that's not the first time that pelican has put that specific duckling in it's mouth? "It's a living" - That Duckling
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You can't blame the pelican. Their brain doesn't know good or bad, just fits and fitsn't.
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I. M. Gei posted:How much you wanna bet that's not the first time that pelican has put that specific duckling in it's mouth? They're called Pelicans, not Pelicants.
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