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May 5, 2024 13:03
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kecske posted:After carefully curating my work schedule to have a day off when no one else was home so I could play games in peace, my wife has now decided to work from home that day Lmao I've been there Did she arrange to WFH because she heard you had a day off? Your mistake was telling her
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May 5, 2024 13:03
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fridge corn posted:Courier rang at 4am to deliver my bag lol. Cheers dude. I was already up anyway 4am bag delivery's are usually different
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May 5, 2024 13:25
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:you should kill her I got probed for a comment like that... Just saying. Drunk with power!
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May 5, 2024 13:31
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And it was a loving week long. I'm not bitter about it at all.
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May 5, 2024 13:32
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Strategic Tea posted:Or using lovely earphones that are just a small speaker broadcasting at the train, and also vaguely your ear.
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May 5, 2024 13:45
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Bobby Deluxe posted:open-back headphones are the worst thing ever invented Worse than portable Bluetooth speakers?..
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May 5, 2024 13:49
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Ragnar Gunvald posted:I got probed for a comment like that... Just saying. your rap sheet says yours was a joke so I've found the cunning loophole. As I'm deathly serious. I am calling for him to murder his wife in cold blood for the crime of working at home.
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May 5, 2024 13:53
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Butterfly Valley posted:Went to a Star wars marathon at my local cinema, they were showing all 9 from 10 am to 10am tomorrow, which gently caress that, but watched episodes 3 4 5 and 6 and it was great To be fair they'd been in the cinema for like 12 hours at that point! I went to see phantom menace at the showcase and me and my friends were giggling a bit and whispering about it, but I don't think it was thaaat rude. I did go to a paul verhoeven marathon at the Prince Charles and some idiot was trying to be funny and rifftrax it which was unbearable. It's not The Room idiot! eventually they hosed off thankfully, so i got to watch starship troopers in peace.
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May 5, 2024 14:00
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ohhh yeah, we also pisssed off a goth chick at Underworld Blood Wars years ago when we went in sleep deprived and just couldn't stop laughing. was the best time i've had at the cinema tbh.
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May 5, 2024 14:01
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hemale in pain posted:eventually they hosed off thankfully, so i got to Ftfy
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May 5, 2024 15:31
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Slay the Wife
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May 5, 2024 15:34
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I hate kids that climb up the slide, I feel it is the earliest indicator that they will grow up to be a right dick head Dublin was fun
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May 5, 2024 15:50
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Microplastics posted:Did she arrange to WFH because she heard you had a day off? Your mistake was telling her if I Look Forward To Something, it gives off a detectable aura which sets a series of events in motion which causes the Something to not happen the worst superpower
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May 5, 2024 16:04
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Then logically it is entirely safe to plan killing the wife.
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May 5, 2024 16:11
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I used to climb up the slide. I am a bit of a dickhead.
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May 5, 2024 16:34
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My son tried to do a stealth poo in the playground but managed to poo poo in his pants and trousers and down the back of his wellies. He then stood in his own poo in his wellies, then again in his bare feet while I was cleaning the wellies.
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May 5, 2024 16:51
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28 years old he is
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May 5, 2024 16:51
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my son, seaside loafer
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May 5, 2024 16:52
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Gasmask posted:My son tried to do a stealth poo in the playground but managed to poo poo in his pants and trousers and down the back of his wellies. He then stood in his own poo in his wellies, then again in his bare feet while I was cleaning the wellies. Lol
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May 5, 2024 18:13
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Gasmask posted:My son tried to do a stealth poo in the playground but managed to poo poo in his pants and trousers and down the back of his wellies. He then stood in his own poo in his wellies, then again in his bare feet while I was cleaning the wellies. Lol, owned
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May 5, 2024 18:29
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Gasmask posted:My son tried to do a stealth poo in the playground but managed to poo poo in his pants and trousers and down the back of his wellies. He then stood in his own poo in his wellies, then again in his bare feet while I was cleaning the wellies. 
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May 5, 2024 18:36
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Gasmask posted:My son tried to do a stealth poo in the playground but managed to poo poo in his pants and trousers and down the back of his wellies. He then stood in his own poo in his wellies, then again in his bare feet while I was cleaning the wellies. you should buy him an account
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May 5, 2024 18:37
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Ragnar Gunvald posted:And it was a loving week long. I'm not bitter about it at all. yeah man looking back at that and wow a week was pretty harsh. I wasn't messing about back then lmao
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May 5, 2024 19:08
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I mean, I'm still not entirely comfortable with jokes about uxoricide and poo poo given you know, the horrific world we live in. A week off was a bit much though lol
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May 5, 2024 19:13
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Nonsense, smite with conviction
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May 5, 2024 19:26
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kecske posted:After carefully curating my work schedule to have a day off when no one else was home so I could play games in peace, my wife has now decided to work from home that day Noise cancelling headphones. That is all. Also, turn them up louder. (Apparently it wasn't all I had to say right then)
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May 5, 2024 23:04
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:your rap sheet says yours was a joke so I've found the cunning loophole. As I'm deathly serious. I am calling for him to murder his wife in cold blood for the crime of working at home. Ah, see, that's why you've got the power and I'm just a poo poo poster. I don't mean any of the shite I post.
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May 5, 2024 23:28
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Solefald posted:I mean, I'm still not entirely comfortable with jokes about uxoricide and poo poo given you know, the horrific world we live in. A week off was a bit much though lol It's fine, you meant well and I didn't post anywhere near as much back then either so I could have been a stealth wife murdered for all you knew. (I still could be)
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May 5, 2024 23:38
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well i spent a lovely evening watching barbie with my wife, and then poo poo myself inside out probably because of the burger i cooked
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May 5, 2024 23:41
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Solefald posted:uxoricide That's my new word for the day Also can I suggest that people stop making GBS threads themselves and also if possible stop those around them from doing the same although obviously if they're bairns then fair enough
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May 5, 2024 23:56
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Bobby Deluxe posted:well i spent a lovely evening watching barbie with my wife, and then poo poo myself inside out probably because of the burger i cooked Which was worse, the film or the poo poo? I've actually heard good things about the film. Speaking of which, Civil War was a very good film. Beautiful cinematography.
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May 6, 2024 00:20
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Went to a taco festival today. There are a lot of homeless people in LA
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May 6, 2024 01:14
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Ragnar Gunvald posted:Which was worse, the film or the poo poo? I've actually heard good things about the film. the shidding was thoroughly unpleasant and i am beginning to think i cannot have pan fried red meat without a prolonged bout of tummy hurt and then i lost about 3 days progress in baldurs gate, so 
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May 6, 2024 03:38
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I might have to visit Norwich to watch CKY and relive my youth, gently caress
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May 6, 2024 08:36
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Is that the list of things you're going to do there?
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May 6, 2024 08:56
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Happy ba*k holiday everyone
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May 6, 2024 09:01
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Microplastics posted:Is that the list of things you're going to do there? I might also eat, drink, piss and sleep
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May 6, 2024 09:38
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No making GBS threads, then. You're going to hold it in.
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May 6, 2024 10:48
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I see everyone is out doing fun stuff on this bank holiday instead of posting?? Pathetic
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May 6, 2024 18:41
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