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kazil posted:emoji poo poo lol at the evolution of human communication. pictograms are back.
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lmao tesla doing another round of layoffs
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Celexi posted:lmao tesla doing another round of layoffs The layoffs will continue until I'm loved again. -Elon
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May 6, 2024 03:32
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Celexi posted:lmao tesla doing another round of layoffs rip the battery sorting division
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May 6, 2024 03:53
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Seeing rumors that its a huge layoff, 20% of the company/10k+ people
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May 6, 2024 03:58
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That's just good business You people are all idiots that don't know the
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May 6, 2024 03:59
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Tesla has factories in CA and TX, but lol i wonder what TX unemployment benefits are like.
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May 6, 2024 04:05
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For you, the day your entire division was eliminated was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Sunday evening
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May 6, 2024 04:07
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PhazonLink posted:Tesla has factories in CA and TX, but You won't care
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May 6, 2024 04:10
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Laying off everyone turned out great for twitter, you just need like 3 employees in hardcore mode. Then the CEO can just wander around flipping switches on and off
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May 6, 2024 04:11
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PhazonLink posted:TX unemployment benefits whats this, communism? you pull yourself by your bootstraps
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May 6, 2024 04:12
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Viscous Soda posted:I imagine it might be a little more likely if the vehicle you drive onto the sand weighs three and a half tons. While being specifically marketed as a capable off-road vehicle.. 
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May 6, 2024 04:15
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They messed up and built it for moon gravity, not earth gravity.
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May 6, 2024 04:23
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PhazonLink posted:lol at the evolution of human communication. pictograms are back. i have never wanted more in my life to post the unicode hieroglyph of the jizzing dick but i cant remember it 
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May 6, 2024 04:26
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Celexi posted:lmao tesla doing another round of layoffs they've done so many rounds they're at 360 now. unless there's a z axis? ah, I see, it's a downward spiral.
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May 6, 2024 04:28
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They're replacing all of the workers with Grok powered Optimus robots
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May 6, 2024 04:41
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firing the engineers always works, fuckin lol
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May 6, 2024 04:49
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Probably not a good idea to uproot your family to go work for anyone regularly described as "mercurial"
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May 6, 2024 04:51
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someone posted this on the tesla subreddit and lmao it looks so bad in comparison edit goddamn webps https://i.postimg.cc/TYGV4yHX/IMG-8790.webp
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May 6, 2024 04:58
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When this baby hits 1488 you're going to see some serious *dies in lithium fire*
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May 6, 2024 04:59
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Someone in my area has a Delorean and I see it driving around sometimes, and it rules. It's so low!
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May 6, 2024 05:00
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priznat posted:Someone in my area has a Delorean and I see it driving around sometimes, and it rules. It's so low! DMC DeLoreans are cool as gently caress, which is another reason why seeing a Cybertruck in traffic was shocking to the point of laughter.
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priznat posted:Probably not a good idea to uproot your family to go work for anyone regularly described as "mercurial" I mean until relatively recently he was distracted by his shiny new toy and not loving with Tesla too much. Now the new toy is broken and not giving him his narcissism jolt properly any more so he’s turned to another way to get attention.
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May 6, 2024 05:02
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The thumbnail on this vid doesn't do it justice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA55B1kobnw This is after the software update..? Apparently the "algorithm" just makes it try harder and harder until it breaks whatever is in the way?
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AlmightyBob posted:someone posted this on the tesla subreddit and lmao it looks so bad in comparison
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priznat posted:Probably not a good idea to uproot your family to go work for anyone regularly described as "mercurial" Surely the guy who fires anyone at the drop of a hat won't fire me
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AlmightyBob posted:someone posted this on the tesla subreddit and lmao it looks so bad in comparison Un-loving-believable. That picture actually gets halfway to showing you how loving ugly it is irl
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no pubes yet sorry posted:The thumbnail on this vid doesn't do it justice. the will of the human decision maker who caused the door closing action to be initiated, must be obeyed the flesh of the human obstacle who caused the door closing action to be obstructed, must be destroyed the two laws of robotics, E. Musk
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May 6, 2024 05:10
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Previously, our trunk closing technology was far outdated. Thank you Elon.
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AlmightyBob posted:someone posted this on the tesla subreddit and lmao it looks so bad in comparison 
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May 6, 2024 05:21
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doom scrolling my car's errors https://twitter.com/Abstract_Ocean/status/1784996748592627769 airbag deploying bricks car??? 
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PhazonLink posted:lol i wonder what TX unemployment benefits are like. Inacessible by design is how I would describe it.
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WhyteRyce posted:doom scrolling my car's errors  this is triggering as a validation engineer
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Platystemon posted:How will it find the epoxy-patched cells that they disabled inventory tracking to hide? "Slide these down with a stick otherwise it might rip your finger off"
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Buce posted:elon thinks he's gonna be an adam jensen but he's actually one of the random junkies you kill in the sewers Leo Gold: "Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers. For a hundred years, there's been a conspiracy of plutocrats against ordinary people. It's called consolidation. Strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals. With taxes, this can be done imperceptibly over time. " JC Elon: "Wow"
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May 6, 2024 05:25
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"FSD computer" is code for "we put an Nvidia TX2 in it"
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*Continually throws rocks at my car's windows until they learn not to break*
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Tesla and car wash: mutually assured destruction
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