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Lord, the goony martial arts guys. Those are shirts loving Guy Fieri would wear.
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Thank goodness Lana Lei has the exact same measurements as Tekken's Nina Williams, tough to do spy stuff when your clothes don't fit.
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Apr 30, 2024 20:54
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"Well, time to go to the locker room and get dressed for my shift, I'll just put my sword in here until it's time to clock out..."
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May 2, 2024 20:28
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 UPDATE TIME!   Will full access to the Amphitrite secured, it's finally time for Tekken's Nina Williams to crash the Kometa board meeting and see what's really going on aboard this ship. However, things quickly go south of the infiltration and it's all hands on deck while everyone tries to evacuate. Can Nina catch her marks before the escape, or will the chaos of their exit strategy cause her to fall right into their hands? TwoPair posted:"Well, time to go to the locker room and get dressed for my shift, I'll just put my sword in here until it's time to clock out..." Look he was saving that one for lunch and Nina just has no respect for personal property.
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May 5, 2024 18:30
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"perhaps you are taller, but can you jump so high that you can hit the top of the doorway!?"
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May 5, 2024 19:23
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I imagined the "taller" thing would come down to John Speed having to just shatter the bad guy's legs until they couldn't stand taller anymore. Also I guess all the zombies in Nina's Scarecrow level were just those other dudes with the guns from before the needle knocked her out since none of them are around after you beat Lana.
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Man I have completely and utterly lost the plot, but it's still fun watching Nina kick these idiots around.
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May 6, 2024 00:42
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PurpleXVI posted:Man I have completely and utterly lost the plot, but it's still fun watching Nina kick these idiots around.
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Alright, let's do a quick plot synopsis then to make sure everyone is caught up for the next episode: Somewhere around the Bermuda Triangle, a military ship suddenly sank due to some strange phenomenon. As part of an investigation into a criminal organization, Kometa, Tekken's Nina Williams joins a join mission between the CIA and MI6. Kometa sells weapons to various terrorist groups around the world, and is believed to be involved in the Bermuda Triangle incident. The organization's executives are meeting on board the Amphitrite, a cruise ship, and Nina is meant to be backup in case something goes south with the two main operatives, John Doe (CIA) and Alan Smithee (MI6). She goes undercover in the on-ship fighting tournament, but is immediately caught for being Tekken's Nina Williams, the famed assassin. Here she meets three of the big players in the criminal organization: Byrce Adams, Lana Lei, and Engrique Ortega. The fourth, Edgar Grant is currently unaccounted for. At the same time, John and Alan get caught by security. Nina is able to save Alan during a sniper sequence, but John has gone missing. Nina is able to track John down to the ship freezer, but finds he's been killed by Edgar Grant. She also gets into a fight with Bryce Adams, who has taken John's GPS device which tracks the Kometa execs. After chasing Bryce down and killing him in the ship's gladiatorial sword arena, Tekken's Nina Williams gets the GPS device back and finds where the meeting is taking place. After gaining complete access to the Amphitrite by infiltrating Lana Lei's room, Nina is able to pilot a drone into the Kometa meeting room, only to find most of the execs murdered with Lana and Enrique now at odds with each other. Lana escapes from Enrique's grasp by setting off a smoke grenade, which also makes the fire alarm go off on the ship. Nina catches up to the execs during their emergency exit procedure, where Lana has Enrique held up at his helicopter. Tekken's Nina Williams is hit with a poison needle and has a psychic mind battle with Lana, because she killed Lana's boyfriend Bryce earlier. She defeats Lana and leaves her prone, giving her enough time to jump onto Enrique's helicopter before she passes out. It's just that simple.
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I think it was a cargo ship and not a military vessel that got sunk in the triangle, and that the ship was owned by a company that Lana is the owner of, going by the argument in the meeting room.
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You could have given me a hundred years and I would have never guessed where that boss fight was going.
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Okay but where do the edible rats factor into the plot?
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Cooked Auto posted:I think it was a cargo ship and not a military vessel that got sunk in the triangle, and that the ship was owned by a company that Lana is the owner of, going by the argument in the meeting room. Ah, you got me, got my details mixed up. It was a cargo ship owned by Kometa that sunk, and the Kometa exec meeting was about that. RareAcumen posted:Okay but where do the edible rats factor into the plot? The edible rats are the last survivors from the destroyed ship. The reason Nina won't eat them is because they remind her of her childhood trauma of being a survivor in the Arctic.
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UPDATE TIME!   After an improptu run-in with Enrique and Lana, Tekken's Nina Williams finds herself locked up in a run-down prison facility. Nothing the most famous international assassin can't handle though, especially when she finds out there's plenty of intel to get in her new temporary residence. Sometimes it's nice to see a plan come together, even if it involves being poisoned and taken away to a dilapidated prison without any sort of proper accommodations. Plus, there are new fingerprints to steal!
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I like to imagine that Nina always had a hobby of collecting fingerprints, so she gets to get paid for her hobby on this run and she's just so happy there's so many to collect.
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I've actually been wondering about Soul Calibur Yoshimitsu vs Tekken Yoshimitsu for a while too, thank you for bringing it up Chorps.
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I was kinda disappointed to learn that the weird derelict prison structure wasn't still on board the cruise ship.
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we don't know that it isn't on a different cruise ship
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We also don't know if we got moved inside an even bigger ship. The kometa might just have repurposed an oil tank for a giant torture prison and war crimes complex for all we know.
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The whole planet might be a big boat. The Tower of Babel never fell in the Tekken universe so language wasn't shattered and spread to the winds, who knows what's going on here.
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Cooked Auto posted:We also don't know if we got moved inside an even bigger ship. The kometa might just have repurposed an oil tank for a giant torture prison and war crimes complex for all we know. It is just a boat within a boat, within a boat, forever.
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EricFate posted:It is just a boat within a boat, within a boat, forever. It's boats all the way down.
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UPDATE TIME!   From one labyrinthine structure to another, it's time to explore the depths of the prison! Following our lead to help break Lukas out of prison so he can give us details on Kometa's terrorist plans, Tekken's Nina Williams finds herself navigating the prison sewers to find her way to the rest of the facility. But danger lurks around every corner, whether it be Tekken Force, the lack of hygiene, or a water level puzzle. Can Nina find her way back to ground level, or will she drown in the seedy underbelly of the prison before she can escape? C-Euro posted:I've actually been wondering about Soul Calibur Yoshimitsu vs Tekken Yoshimitsu for a while too, thank you for bringing it up Chorps. I'm just here to embarrass myself for the sake of the viewers, so I'm more than happy to ask the hard questions for the rest of us. PurpleXVI posted:I was kinda disappointed to learn that the weird derelict prison structure wasn't still on board the cruise ship. Yeah this is actually just where Enrique has been forced to stay since Lana called dibs on the suite, this is why they have so much animosity.
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many games pride themselves in their impactful moral choices, but "suitcase gun or railgun" is a real sophie's choice"
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Nina Williams steps carefully off of ladders because she's a professional and respects her local OSHA official. I bet she's a union member, too.
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PurpleXVI posted:Tekken's* Nina Williams steps carefully off of ladders because she's a professional and respects her local OSHA official. I bet she's a union member, too. Fixed
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Tradespeople in Espionage and Klandestine Kidnapping, Escapists and Nightwork Local 420
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UPDATE TIME!   Tekken's Nina Williams may have escaped the sewers, but she's landed in an equally miserable situation: bureaucracy! In order to reach Enrique and acquire his fingerprints in order to free Lukas from his cell, she'll have to navigate the many layers of security present on Prison Island, from metal detectors to literal gatekeeping. And once she meets up with Enrique, he won't be willing to just hand over his identifying information for free... Nothing's ever easy for a world-renowned assassin! a cartoon duck posted:many games pride themselves in their impactful moral choices, but "suitcase gun or railgun" is a real sophie's choice" How can one be asked to choose between two extremely badass weapons... A mission too tough for even the greatest assassin. PurpleXVI posted:Nina Williams steps carefully off of ladders because she's a professional and respects her local OSHA official. I bet she's a union member, too. Tekken's Nina Williams is her own OSHA official. At the end of the game you get a score based on how much of the map you checked out so that you can send a report back to headquarters and get Prison Island shut down again over poor conditions.
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I just realised that Enrique looks like a bargain bin Benicio Del Toro.
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Cooked Auto posted:I just realised that Enrique looks like a bargain bin Benicio Del Toro.  drat. I've been thinking "he looks like a guy I've seen before" in like every video Enrique's been in.
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Man Enrique just sounds greasy.
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