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priznat posted:Probably not a good idea to uproot your family to go work for anyone regularly described as "mercurial" im pretty sure musk and his stans are too loving stupid to see the relationship between mercurial, the space mercury, or the element merucry
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PhazonLink posted:Tesla has factories in CA and TX, but If the company lays you off, you can apply for unemployment, and if you get it, the company is on the hook for six months of it, but unemployment is like, 30% of your paycheck or some poo poo, it's hilariously low. Oh, also, you have to show your efforts to land a new job or they get to claw back your unemployment(it's like, 3 applications a week or something). And  benefits, get rekt, pleb, go find a free clinic 
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I guess windshield wiper motors are already burning out this is normal on a brand new car right https://www.reddit.com/r/cybertruck/s/0VkCvpInnS WhyteRyce fucked around with this message at 06:55 on May 6, 2024 |
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XavierAlexander posted:Asimov's reasoning for human shaped robots is that the world is already built with humans in mind. Rather than building specializes tools that can only do one thing, it would be more efficient to build one thing that can slot in anywhere a human being could. It's an artesian view of production that explicitly rejects the assembly line and other modern forms of production at scale. This illustrates a sort of half-modernization of Elon's mind which, per Sonderwegtheorie explains the genesis of his fascism. There's something to that as a lot of human created spaces are very much made with able body people in mind, with stars, door handles, buttons etc. Just ask someone with a physical disability. Although a lot of newer buildings are getting better with that sort of stuff. It still brings up, what are the robots meant to be doing? As tasks specific robots are just infinitely better at doing whatever there designed to do. Is the idea just to have robot servants or something? It's going to be a long, long time until anything like a robot servant is going to be a financial sensible thing to exist.
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WhyteRyce posted:the guy that was supposed to fix this probably got fired?? I love watching rich people overpay of low quality crap and then get it damaged further in an attempt to achieve inhuman perfection. The videos showing off how janky Tesla's build quality is and discussing how impossible they are to repair have been floating around forever.
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Raising money from investors, if they even thought that far It's just threepio and Small Wonder and Data and NERV and whatever, you gotta build
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Let's be generous, round up, and say that 5,000 Cybertrucks have been delivered I've personally seen well over 100 reports of major-ish problems with them pop up in here and elsewhere online. I don't think it's unreasonable to say that 50% of major "I gotta take this to the shop" problems have not been posted in this thread, so double it to, minimum, 200 Cybertrucks that have just broken themselves in a significant way within the first three months of ownership. That's like, a 5% failure rate. That's so loving bad, lmao, lol, lmao.
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dr_rat posted:There's something to that as a lot of human created spaces are very much made with able body people in mind, with stars, door handles, buttons etc. Just ask someone with a physical disability. Although a lot of newer buildings are getting better with that sort of stuff. They literally just want servants that look like people but can't ever fight back.
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Neeksy posted:They literally just want servants that look like people but can't ever fight back. Haven't they seen pretty much any sci-fi movie with robots??? Robot servants always fight back eventually!
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The existence of the cybertruck Reddit is so funny I remember going to a Reddit Meetup in my late teens , early twenties , and the bar staff made a themed cocktail that was basically a bloody Mary with a carrot slice instead of celery and bacon bits on top. It sounds terrible because it was Point being is , all us rubes sat around in a circle slowly sipping on our terrible.drinks we paid 20 Bux for all silently understanding we had been taken advantage of because we were reddit brained idiots This was a valuable lesson, and a fine event for me to reflect upon later in life There is just some odd similarity between this little moment and muskrats and their cyber trucks. Cant put my finger on it exactly
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my cyβ∑ΓtℝVcK had a minor mis-hap this morning wherein the gas pedal got stuck on full-pipe just when the overhead gear select touch panel disengaged from its 2.0 OTA-upgraded adhesive mount. Needless to say, i was dismayed by the notable whirring sound coming from the driver left motor as the vehicle chewed through my wife's children, their pets, and my newly renovated mancave. Long story short, I'm looking for a machine learning solution to the problem of chopping my family into small pieces for easier dissolution and it seems like tesla charges an additional 20k for the option. is it weorth it, my fellow redditors? *tip[s fedora*
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The "lemon" hashtag has me wondering: don't a lot of states have Lemon Laws that are supposed to protect against car companies selling people undriveable piles of poo poo? Would the Cybertruck apply? 
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I'm a big fan of this piece of poo poo that causes me nothing but headache
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:The "lemon" hashtag has me wondering: don't a lot of states have Lemon Laws that are supposed to protect against car companies selling people undriveable piles of poo poo? Would the Cybertruck apply? Lemon laws are for when you get a vehicle that's defective in a way that it doesn't meet quality standards in comparison to equivalent vehicles. Cyberturcks are all piles of garbage, so none of them are defective in a way that's atypical of other Cerburturkcs. Also deep down, people buying them know they're buying piles of crap and don't want to admit it. Still love the car tho.
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:The "lemon" hashtag has me wondering: don't a lot of states have Lemon Laws that are supposed to protect against car companies selling people undriveable piles of poo poo? Would the Cybertruck apply? The only Lemon Law Musk adheres to is "no Don".
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ultrabindu posted:
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Neeksy posted:They literally just want servants that look like people but can't ever fight back. See that article that someone in this thread (iirc) that report that people use those chatbot girlfriend programs to abuse them.
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elon hosed up his dick by attempting to sound and thats why he has kids through ivf he also cant watch normal porn because the normal looking dicks make him mad
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feelix posted:HGTTG isn't very good. Source: I read it for the first time recently as an adult without nostalgia and it's unfunny lolrandom humor. I understand that it basically invented lolrandom humor but is that really a good thing? First book is really funny. The rest is just 
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dr_rat posted:. Is the idea just to have robot servants or something? It's going to be a long, long time until anything like a robot servant is going to be a financial sensible thing to exist. Yes. These people really liked slavery and want it back
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So can someone explain to me how on Earth the Cybertruck was even given an ok by the US Government when they're basically exploding seconds after being driven off the lot? Did it just not pass any tests at all because Elon rich?
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1000 Sweaty Rikers posted:it's pretty funny how Elon somehow created a futuristic guillotine on wheels He is a deep-cover Comrade.
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To the surprise of no one, "Adrian Dittman" appeared in a Nick Fuentes' Twitter Space last night.
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Lol based on the paintjob I'm wondering if this is the same one that some annoying douchebag was showing off in a video a while ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CUWfTuLOB4 Dude literally just parks his cybertruck in a lot and films people looking at it and commenting on it in the most annoying voice possible, this came up in my recs somehow and made me lol before I had to turn it off.
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E the Shaggy posted:So can someone explain to me how on Earth the Cybertruck was even given an ok by the US Government when they're basically exploding seconds after being driven off the lot? You're being generous about the regulatory approval to sell a new car quote:The National Traffic and Motor Vehicle Safety Act (Vehicle Safety Act), NHTSA’s organic statute, creates a self-certification system of compliance, in which vehicle and equipment manufacturers certify that their products meet applicable standards. NHTSA chooses vehicles and equipment from the fleet to test for compliance, and pursues enforcement actions when the Agency finds either a non-compliance or a defect posing an unreasonable risk to safety. Other than this after-the fact safety oversight, the big regulation around making/selling cars is emissions which doesn't apply to electric cars for the most part.
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Samovar posted:See that article that someone in this thread (iirc) that report that people use those chatbot girlfriend programs to abuse them. Those must be some of the most horrifying text logs ever
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:The "lemon" hashtag has me wondering: don't a lot of states have Lemon Laws that are supposed to protect against car companies selling people undriveable piles of poo poo? Would the Cybertruck apply? IIRC Illinois allows you to return the car for a full refund within 30 days if there are serious defects that make the car unusable. I wouldn't be surprised if that's why the repair tint is quoted as 4+ weeks, so that you can't get your money back if you're still unhappy after it comes back from the shop.
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