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shyduck posted:He'll been
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The optimus bot is so advanced that even today it could take over all of Elon musk's executive duties without anybody notifying any ill effects
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May 6, 2024 15:55
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He comes out on stage in a lion tamer outfit and puts his hand in a cyberfrunk as a joke, but it slams shut anyway
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May 6, 2024 15:56
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Elon should bring back the dancing robot lady
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May 6, 2024 16:07
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Bip Roberts posted:Elon should bring back the dancing robot lady Grimes?
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May 6, 2024 16:08
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Isn't a tiny crown the thing you use for imbeciles in charge? Doge, youve stepped in it this time!
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May 6, 2024 16:17
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Vintersorg posted:Isn't a tiny crown the thing you use for imbeciles in charge? Doge, youve stepped in it this time! Nonsense, it makes his big galaxy brain look bigger.
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May 6, 2024 16:34
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lol at career / corporate fealty. gov : hey can we at least get you to vote every 2 years? dumb rear end young people : lol bothside!!! *jumps into a career meat grinder, gets fired even with 100 hour weeks , a MAGA wins for a bit gets what they want for a bit/aka makes things worse for a bit*
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May 6, 2024 16:36
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May 6, 2024 16:44
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Looking at google news, youd think such a layoff would be reported yet i see nothing about it.
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May 6, 2024 16:46
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Burns posted:Looking at google news, youd think such a layoff would be reported yet i see nothing about it. They reported that number go up and some assclown expert of economic sphincters thinks number go higher
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May 6, 2024 16:49
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Burns posted:Looking at google news, youd think such a layoff would be reported yet i see nothing about it. https://www.businessinsider.com/more-tesla-layoffs-workers-post-2024-5
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May 6, 2024 16:56
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morningdrew posted:why would a service advisor work on a holiday? they're just there to check you in and give you the rundown on your repair. this company is like a magnet for rubes all around If a service center is open you do need someone to process customers and write tickets.
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May 6, 2024 17:06
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Total Party Kill posted:Just "holy poo poo" at voluntarily losing time with family and friends for a loving JOB. I'm the grumpy old man at my company, and I've given the twenty-somethings that I work with two pieces of advice: Never work on the weekend and never work unpaid overtime.
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May 6, 2024 17:21
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Imagine having even goddamn Elon Musk telling you "Okay, can you post about anything besides how much you hate trans people?"
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May 6, 2024 17:28
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Presto posted:I'm the grumpy old man at my company, and I've given the twenty-somethings that I work with two pieces of advice: Never work on the weekend and never work unpaid overtime. solid advice, also obviously pure evil
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May 6, 2024 17:32
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Presto posted:I'm the grumpy old man at my company, and I've given the twenty-somethings that I work with two pieces of advice: Never work on the weekend and never work unpaid overtime. I think everyone makes that mistake once. I try not to judge too harshly for those learning that lesson, after all everything in society tells us that lie is true. School, media, your parents, your bosses all drum it into our heads that if you work hard you will be rewarded. It can be hard to unlearn a lifetime of bullshit and a lot of people need to be kicked in the face with it at least once before they realise the truth.
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May 6, 2024 17:36
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Presto posted:I'm the grumpy old man at my company, and I've given the twenty-somethings that I work with two pieces of advice: Never work on the weekend and never work unpaid overtime. My boss is ex-Navy and is incredibly fond of telling the dude on our team who is constantly volunteering (both himself and the team) for more work that NAVY is an acronym for "Never Again Volunteer Yourself"
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May 6, 2024 17:38
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I genuinely wonder what's going to happen when robotaxi inevitably doesn't happen come August The last time Tesla did layoffs on this scale, Musk claimed it was because they were a month away from bankruptcy. This was when the company struggled to ramp up production of the Model 3 from mid 2017 to mid 2019. The ramp up was successful in the end, and Tesla stock soared. I don't think Cybertruck production and sales will ramp up like they did for the Model 3. Even if they manage to unveil a "robotaxi" prototype in August, it will be a long time until it will positively impact Tesla's cashflow. In the absence of any further announcements, I am curious what Tesla's business strategy is right now.
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May 6, 2024 17:44
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Wow, thanks for the incremental pay-raise that doesn't even keep pace with inflation and is in-effect a pay decrease! I'm part of a family!
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May 6, 2024 17:48
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We don't wanna be like you Don't you get that, King of fools We don't mind your life is trite You are the King of Fools We are never gonna be like you We don't follow King of fools You are the blind to lead the blind You are the king of fools
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May 6, 2024 17:50
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Less Is Definitely posted:The last time Tesla did layoffs on this scale, Musk claimed it was because they were a month away from bankruptcy. This was when the company struggled to ramp up production of the Model 3 from mid 2017 to mid 2019. The ramp up was successful in the end, and Tesla stock soared. For starters there is nothing to ramp up because there's no demand and no new model except for the CyberLemon
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May 6, 2024 17:53
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Less Is Definitely posted:In the absence of any further announcements, I am curious what Tesla's business strategy is right now. Do more ket, have Doge Designer make an AI me as Harry Potter.
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May 6, 2024 18:00
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this stupid truck will never not provide us content
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May 6, 2024 18:01
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Less Is Definitely posted:The last time Tesla did layoffs on this scale, Musk claimed it was because they were a month away from bankruptcy. Lowtax arc is really picking up steam here Maybe he can set up a patreon
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May 6, 2024 18:02
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Sir Tonk posted:gonna need someone to make a coffetable book of these love the truck tweets I'm starting to think the 'love the car' signatures are their way of grovelling to Musk to resolve their issue or at the very least make it clear they're not criticizing him in the hopes they aren't banished to never see their toy again (deservedly in their opinion)
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May 6, 2024 18:04
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also someone needs to alert The Musk Law Defense Fund that a brave patriot has been silenced for their conservative beliefs https://twitter.com/ashtonpittman/status/1787212259682308527
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May 6, 2024 18:06
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Hahahahahah "Sorry he fired you but you still need to give him $56 billion for unclear reasons"
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May 6, 2024 18:16
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please tell me that "elon's comp" is a dance group that he signed up for the big talent show and not the 50 billion compensation he wants.
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May 6, 2024 18:17
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Are tesla employees allowed to sell their whenever they want, or are there stupid fake musk-rules around that?
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May 6, 2024 18:18
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Lol goddamn cybertruck parked in the parking lot of my office this morning. I just knew that the one I passed on my way to the office that one time had to belong to one of the maroons in the upper echelons of the company I work for.
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May 6, 2024 18:24
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Stock as compensation usually comes with rules on when you can sell The people getting laid off probably didn’t get much stock compensation
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May 6, 2024 18:24
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Steadiman posted:please tell me that "elon's comp" is a dance group that he signed up for the big talent show and not the 50 billion compensation he wants. Steadiman, sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Elon.
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May 6, 2024 18:25
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Is that a parody account?
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May 6, 2024 18:36
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Elons comp will massively devalue the overall stock, so lol lmao do it
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May 6, 2024 18:36
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Tesla’s done. Everyone knows they can’t even build a pickup truck. Elon’s just looting the place on way out.
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May 6, 2024 18:54
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Is he even allowed to call the robot Optimus? I'm surprised Hasbro hasn't sicced their lawyers or the Pinkertons on him over that yet.
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Rent it out to business for labor . Dear god
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