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cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020


lol

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Lmao

A Terrible Person
Jan 8, 2012

The Dance of Friendship

Fun Shoe
I think this went as well as expected.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
kick him in the Nord

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005










Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

I like that you included their footwear

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Alan Smithee posted:

kick him in the Nord

You magnificent bastard, you've given me an idea.

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

The idea is thus:

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Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

ManiacClown posted:

The idea is thus:



lol'd

Quackles
Aug 11, 2018

Pixels of Light.


ManiacClown posted:

The idea is thus:



:golfclap:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

ManiacClown posted:

The idea is thus:



lmao

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

:sbahj:

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




lol

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Sally Sprodgkin
May 23, 2007
sorry jeffrey but im not funny. peace out

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



:siren: Attention Jeffrey, we have an exciting(-ish) new advertising opportunity for you and the forums!



Wayne Knight posted:

I’d toss in a buck. How much to get the announcers to say “that double play was something awful” on every DP?

Eric the Mauve posted:

I would 100% contribute to a fund to raise a grand to make SomethingAwful.Com an official sponsor of the White Oak TimberHogs. mfp can be our front person.

Dameius posted:

Wayne Knight posted:

Oh I’m absolutely serious. Get an SA patch on the uniform and they’ll sell 10s of them from weirdos across the globe!

And it'll be their best selling item.

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

The first team in baseball history to have the middle buttons opened on their jerseys. Hope everyone who does the home run celebration has a ring.

Metrilenkki
Aug 1, 2007

Oldskool av for lowtaxes medical fund gobbless u -fellow roamingdad

Lot of great entries here but that last one merited a sensible chuckle

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



lol

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
lmao, fair on this one. Sorry for my slow response.

Lots of funny ads in this thread. I know "make ads for some tech company" isn't the most inspiring topic and you guys made it fun. I'm not going to put up a banner that features butt-loving but like, style points anyway for "least appropriate".

These are my favorites - thank you to everyone who participated :

I'm happy to give you avatar certs or banner ad certs or any other forum store item you might want. You all have plat already.

Honorable mention to this. I....have no way of using an audio recording and I don't think stuff about buying crack will fly with them but drat - it's good.

wesleywillis posted:

Here's my submission:

It is a good service to the max
It is a good product in the mix
You can use this on your computer
The lama and donkey's rear end it kicks
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You can use it for privacy
You can use it to cover your tracks
Like when you go online to buy some Crack

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You use it to maintain your privacy
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Quackles
Aug 11, 2018

Pixels of Light.


Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

I'm happy to give you avatar certs or banner ad certs or any other forum store item you might want. You all have plat already.

Could I get archives?

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Quackles posted:

Could I get archives?
Absolutely - done.

Quackles
Aug 11, 2018

Pixels of Light.


:patriot:

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Jeffrey I'd like specific kudos, thanks.

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

syntaxfunction posted:

Jeffrey I'd like specific kudos, thanks.
You really scarred me when you showed me what the reddit ceo looks like. He looks like Homelander but a twiggy accountant.

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