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bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

tom Clancy died because too many people saw a picture of him without his sunglasses on

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Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
With Tom Clancy, it is a question of if he predicted anything versus his media-brained audience repeating actions they saw on in his work.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

mawarannahr posted:

died of succ

my mom used to play fight song on repeat and then later died. coincidence???????

CN CREW-VESSEL
Feb 1, 2024

敌人磨刀我们也磨刀
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwohQJrJeo8

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




only my grandpa can get away with trying to get me to watch tucker vids

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Real hurthling! posted:

only my grandpa can get away with trying to get me to watch tucker vids

buy him an account or give him yours

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

mawarannahr posted:

buy him an account or give him yours

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!
If Tucker interviews King Jong Un like he did with Putin, or someone interesting but not in power like Ahmadinejad, I'd watch that.

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009
Only watch tucker interviews with winners

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


nomad2020 posted:

As a practical question, what do you do with the ice dart while waiting? Carry a cooler?

E: I don't know what I was thinking. If you wanted to be clever, something like this isn't even sci-fi.


u just gotta complete your mission before your ammo melts all over the inside of your completely inconspicuous trenchcoat and drenches your mike and ikes in rat poison

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

mawarannahr posted:

buy him an account or give him yours

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN
I would simply invite my assasination victim to the ski lodge

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
miniaturized coolers, even miniaturized cryogenic coolers, that dont create a mess are completely real. the fundamental issue with an ice dart is dogshit ballistics though

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
also yeah you dont need fancy mechanical toys to do a poisoning, getting a guy to run up on the target with a contact or aerosolized poison isnt that hard.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

why mistify anything when you can just hollow out an umbrella tip

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Ohtori Akio posted:

also yeah you dont need fancy mechanical toys to do a poisoning, getting a guy to run up on the target with a contact or aerosolized poison isnt that hard.

iirc, the mob killer the Iceman, Richard Kuklinski, claimed he killed people with a cyanide solution by emptying the solution onto them. I think an example he gave was having what looked like a drinking glass full of cyanide with him as he walked through a bar and then emptying the entire thing onto his target. It was claimed that by the time anyone could figure out something was happening, the target already had a heart attack.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005


doing the lions share of the lifting here

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

The Saucer Hovers posted:

doing the lions share of the lifting here

hey it worked in Space Station 13! A juice glass full of Cyanide was a great throwing weapon.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

The Saucer Hovers posted:

doing the lions share of the lifting here

Kuklinski is full of poo poo on that but I don't see any reason to doubt the existence of a handheld aerosol poison sprayer. The biggest problem would be making sure it doesn't kill the user but I can't believe that's insurmountable.

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
its not that hard to find a guy willing to likely die, be gravely injured, or suffer legal consequences for doing political violence

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

The Saucer Hovers posted:

why mistify anything when you can just hollow out an umbrella tip

easier to hire gig workers to do the assassination

Born in Bexhill
Apr 9, 2007

Ohtori Akio posted:

also yeah you dont need fancy mechanical toys to do a poisoning, getting a guy to run up on the target with a contact or aerosolized poison isnt that hard.

https://youtu.be/dbyrTMckXPI?si=a4Ug01hNOmf5HrJT

Marenghi
Oct 16, 2008

Don't trust the liberals,
they will betray you

Trabisnikof posted:

easier to hire gig workers to do the assassination

Just find some influencers and say its for a reality tv prank show.

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Azathoth posted:

Kuklinski is full of poo poo on that but I don't see any reason to doubt the existence of a handheld aerosol poison sprayer. The biggest problem would be making sure it doesn't kill the user but I can't believe that's insurmountable.
Kim Jong-Nam was assassinated by two women using VX. Each assailant splashed him with a different VX precursor, so they were left unharmed while he got the full effect.

Marenghi posted:

Just find some influencers and say its for a reality tv prank show.
The two women were literally told it was for a prank and had no idea they were splashing him with chemicals that would kill them. I believe the authorities found them genuinely naive of what they were doing

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

Kim Jong-Nam was assassinated by two women using VX. Each assailant splashed him with a different VX precursor, so they were left unharmed while he got the full effect.

The two women were literally told it was for a prank and had no idea they were splashing him with chemicals that would kill them. I believe the authorities found them genuinely naive of what they were doing

good lord :stonk:

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Azathoth posted:

Kuklinski is full of poo poo on that but I don't see any reason to doubt the existence of a handheld aerosol poison sprayer. The biggest problem would be making sure it doesn't kill the user but I can't believe that's insurmountable.

the vietnamese pranksters that killed KJI's brother in an airport basically did this

edit: oh i am beaten

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Impractical Jokers double punishment lol

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

still I'm glad it was posted because it was new to me.

got drat that is a good assassination plot

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Real hurthling! posted:

the vietnamese pranksters that killed KJI's brother in an airport basically did this

edit: oh i am beaten

the lol t-shirt was :discourse:

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
adding "Just For Laughs an Op" to my corkboard

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




i do recall tho reporting to the effect that the women were seen rushing to the bathroom to clean themselves off after administering the poison. perhaps a rumor in the immediate aftermath? perhaps they knew more than nothing?

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!

Real hurthling! posted:

i do recall tho reporting to the effect that the women were seen rushing to the bathroom to clean themselves off after administering the poison. perhaps a rumor in the immediate aftermath? perhaps they knew more than nothing?

I would guess it had a distinctive smell and you wouldn't want anyone else to pick up on it coming from you

Maed
Aug 23, 2006


just use dmso, it's an organic solvent that goes right through the skin, dissolve some poison in there and splash it on someone

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022
looks like rihannas a trafficker too & ahe didn't show to the met gala bc kendrick going after drake is way too close to her and has her shook

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

FirstnameLastname posted:

looks like rihannas a trafficker too & ahe didn't show to the met gala bc kendrick going after drake is way too close to her and has her shook

source?

polycritical
Mar 7, 2024

Maed posted:

just use dmso, it's an organic solvent that goes right through the skin, dissolve some poison in there and splash it on someone

lol good ol totse

Maed
Aug 23, 2006


polycritical posted:

lol good ol totse

anyone who takes ochem knows that poo poo

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022




https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2024/05/blind-item-10-reader-blind_01008288080.html?m=1

Blind Item #10 - Reader Blind
The Canadian rapper may have nasty nasty friends but he isn’t the only one. Just ask the British rapper(Skepta) who made the Praise song with the Umbrella lady’s(Rihanna) husband (A$AP Rocky) and the Good Morning remix with FreakOff. One of his friends was a Solo rapper who is currently doing time in an UK jail for Jeffrey Dahmer crimes. This Solo rapper had a side hustle as a male escort who would make it clap for depraved racist men in the music industry. It’s how he paid for his Lions video. Part of this extreme mental illness is a repulsive slavery fetish which was discussed in his court case. What does any of this have to do with the Canadian rapper? The Solo rapper has been gossiping about the Canadian rapper and the Praise rapper behind bars. He thinks they should be in there with him but wants their help to get out. It will never happen. The Canadian rapper can’t afford to be connected to any more preds now the Kung Fu rapper is going after him.

this one reads like jay and beyonce tbh
https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/10/todays-blind-items-rule-change.html?m=1#google_vignette

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 09, 2018
Today's Blind Items - Rule Change
It was not that long ago that this record label owner was the procurer of underage females for the stars on his label and others he was close to who would pay him. The one named owner would send one of his big acts to play a high school for free. It was always under the guise of some scholarship program or stay in school stuff. He would send in his people during the show and collect names, phone numbers and social media information. Then, people in his office would start communicating with them to see who would be interested in hooking up with one of the stars on the label. He literally had hundreds of names of females ranging in age from 12-18. They would be given tickets and a ride to the concert or party in a limo with some crap tale to tell their family about being a contest winner. So, at any given party there would be a dozen or so underage females.

Well, with the dynamics of business changing and lawsuits aplenty, the individual artists started taking matters into their own hands. It is why there are so many cases of them being called out for it on social media. Oh, nothing happens to them legally for doing it. There have been hardly any consequences at all for the nearly hundred cases of an underage female being raped by a singer/musician/rapper that I have tracked over the past year. Almost zero is the percentage who speak up. Still though, it only takes one or two to bring everyone down. Maybe.

One person who is concerned is the one named owner and his A- list celebrity significant other who has taken it upon herself to make a new rule that she will be the point person for requests for underage females. She considers herself a matchmaker. I consider her to be sick. She has gone from A+ list and respected to someone who sells herself and others just to keep her lifestyle


Today's Blind Items - Two Worlds
There is an interesting dynamic going on in the music world right now. Sick and disgusting, but interesting in how it divides. Apparently if you are a follower of this one named permanent A list singer, and by a follower, I mean attend his parties, work with his producers and guest talent, then that means you are more of a lover of underage boys. This whole group is dedicated to finding young male talent and then "developing" them. Yes, that A list singer was one of them. He, in turn has brought them several others.

The other group, led by this foreign born one named permanent A list singer generally tends to attract followers who like finding and "developing" underage females. They like to model themselves after R. Kelly and his "development" of Aaliyah. They are all about getting these teens under their control both sexually and musically. They even informally call their group LMK after the song Let Me Know which featured R. Kelly and Aaliyah. You will often see it written on their shoes to let people know they are a member of that group.

https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/10/todays-blind-items-two-worlds.html?m=1

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Dokapon Findom posted:

I would guess it had a distinctive smell and you wouldn't want anyone else to pick up on it coming from you

also, the moment the second one splashed that poo poo on him, it was immediately clear that it wasn't just a prank. maybe they were in on it, but they saw what happened and going to wash off is a very reasonable response

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Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


Is child trafficking like magic cards for rich celebrities?

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