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Mystic Stylez posted:yeah, root for one of the teams in the AFC North (Baltimore Ravens, Pittsburgh Steelers, Cincinnati Bengals and Tennessee Titans), the only division that matters in all of football We kicked the Titans out for the Texans after CJ turned out to be cool
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Grittybeard posted:Well poo poo now I'm a Panthers fan. Y'know, I was all doom and gloom on the Panthers, but your positive spin has convinced me otherwise!
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Freaquency posted:We kicked the Titans out for the Texans after CJ turned out to be cool The Feared Titans would never fold to the Ravens like the Texans did in the Divisional Round
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fartknocker posted:As I understand it, a lot of the credit for the improvement in the Lions offense has gone to Johnson. He became more involved in things when they took play calling away from Anthony Lynn in 2021, the last two years they've gotten better each year, I think guys like Goff and others have spoken highly of him. He's not the only reason the Lions have improved, Dan Campbell has done an incredible job changing the team culture and he's, but Johnson has clearly played a big role and obviously people are concerned what could happen if/when he leaves to presumably be a head coach elsewhere, since ya never quite know how a new OC is gonna work out. I think the core of it is that a lot of folks have convinced themselves that Dan is just a culture guy, and all the improvement on the Xs and Os side of the ball has come from Johnson. And while I obviously like Johnson and I'm glad he decided to stick around, Dan has been deeply involved in the offense alongside him and I sincerely doubt the dropoff is going to be that severe, especially if the next OC ends up coming from inside the building. It's just wild to me to see someone proclaim they "won't be contenders" just because Johnson might leave.
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Acebuckeye13 posted:People have this weird idea that the second Ben Johnson leaves the Lions will fall apart, and I don't get it? Like, he's good at his job, but he's far from the only reason why the Lions were competitive last year. They had a bad defense and a great offense. They made the playoffs with that combination. Despite an exceedingly mid QB, Ben schemes the pieces to an extremely effective offense. Maybe BJ isn’t everything, but he is without question a significant contributor.
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Mystic Stylez posted:yeah, root for one of the teams in the AFC North (Baltimore Ravens, Pittsburgh Steelers, Cincinnati Bengals and Tennessee Titans), the only division that matters in all of football We kicked the titans out for the texans efb
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Amy Pole Her posted:They were brutal in the toast. Kill Tony absolutely slaughtered it I had no idea who that guy was but he was loving hilarious. Kevin Hart was even like god drat dude.
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wandler20 posted:I had no idea who that guy was but he was loving hilarious. Kevin Hart was even like god drat dude. Hart getting progressively drunker and drunker and just going on his rants had me rolling. I really enjoyed it overall. Even those two morons from 2 Bears 1 Cave that I normally cant stand had me cracking up.
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wandler20 posted:I had no idea who that guy was but he was loving hilarious. Kevin Hart was even like god drat dude. His whole thing is roasting people. He's got a famous show where people get picked to come up and do a minute or two and then they get rinsed by comedians and do their best to talk poo poo back. More than a few have gotten a break from it. Including a homeless lady that Roseanne ended up sponsoring to come on tour with her. They also had Tucker Carlson stop by once so if that stuff makes you big mad don't check it out but it's pretty funny.
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Ornery and Hornery posted:They had a bad defense and a great offense. They made the playoffs with that combination. Sure, but is he so important that he's irreplaceable and that the Lions will no longer be contenders if he leaves? That I doubt.
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notaspy posted:Hello thread, I am looking to get into America football so I need a team to follow. Can I have a recom please. I am not a glory hunter so I don't just want to pick the last team to win the super bowl.
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wandler20 posted:I had no idea who that guy was but he was loving hilarious. Kevin Hart was even like god drat dude. He's a poor man's Greg Giraldo. Poor in the sense that he's not as good and also on far less cocaine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_TrrWWkMXU&t=393s
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Edward Mass posted:I did not expect Tom Brady being allowed to make a 9/11 joke. Pretty shortsighted of you, considering Tom Brady caused 9/11
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FizFashizzle posted:He's a poor man's Greg Giraldo. Poor in the sense that he's not as good and also on far less cocaine. Giraldo was always a highlight of those old CC Roasts.
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Acebuckeye13 posted:Sure, but is he so important that he's irreplaceable and that the Lions will no longer be contenders if he leaves? That I doubt. Possibly. The way teams achieve playoff success when they don’t have elite qbs is through elite offensive scheming/playcalling, and/or elite defense, and/or injury variance.
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FizFashizzle posted:He's a poor man's Greg Giraldo. Poor in the sense that he's not as good and also on far less cocaine. Sounds like the roast was good so planning on watching it tomorrow. I can't imagine any roaster can live up to Greg Giraldo though. He was always hilariously brutal.
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notaspy posted:Hello thread, I am looking to get into America football so I need a team to follow. Can I have a recom please. I am not a glory hunter so I don't just want to pick the last team to win the super bowl. The Packers haven't won a Super Bowl since 2010, have a promising young QB who isn't a sex pest (so far)(but he has silly body), and are an up-and-coming team playing against at least 4 powerhouses in their conference.
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Mystic Stylez posted:yeah, root for one of the teams in the AFC North (Baltimore Ravens, Pittsburgh Steelers, Cincinnati Bengals and Tennessee Titans), the only division that matters in all of football Lmfao
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SKULL.GIF posted:The Packers haven't won a Super Bowl since 2010, have a promising young QB who isn't a sex pest (so far)(but he has silly body), and are an up-and-coming team playing against at least 4 powerhouses in their conference. Plus they're, at best, the second best team in their division. So you don't have to worry about being a front-runner.
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Q_res posted:Plus they're, at best, the second best team in their division. So you don't have to worry about being a front-runner. I'm really looking forward to Jordan Love being their third franchise QB in a row so we can all go "What the gently caress?" together as our teams continue to draft the Zach Wilsons and Bryce Youngs of the world.
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SKULL.GIF posted:The Packers haven't won a Super Bowl since 2010, have a promising young QB who isn't a sex pest (so far)(but he has silly body), and are an up-and-coming team playing against at least 4 powerhouses in their conference. I would second this. It's a team with a rich history, dating back to 1919, making it the 3rd oldest team in the league. Winners of the first ever Super Bowl and the second (the trophy is named after legendary GB coach Vince Lombardi), they had a lean patch in the 70s and 80s but have basically been competitive since the mid 90s, although have only won the Super Bowl twice in that period, unlike greedy teams such as the Patriots. They are also an anomaly in that they play in the smallest city in the major US sports leagues, and their ownership model predates rules saying they must be owned by one single rich psycho so they aren't ever likely to relocate, one of the parts of US sports I really don't like. Away from history, there's an exciting young team, youngest in the league iirc and they play in the NFC North which is pretty competitive now the Lions have their poo poo together, and the Bears probably have finally gotten their selves a good QB. It's a fun league and the thread dedicated to it here is pretty good and fun. Of course the downside is you will have to buy one of those dreadful cheese heads so everyone knows you're a Packer, the only downside.
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Lifespan posted:Sounds like the roast was good so planning on watching it tomorrow. I can't imagine any roaster can live up to Greg Giraldo though. He was always hilariously brutal. To David hasselhoff: “your liver is so black, dead, and shriveled if you hold your ear to it you can hear it say “whatchu talking about, Willis?”
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Lifespan posted:Sounds like the roast was good so planning on watching it tomorrow. I can't imagine any roaster can live up to Greg Giraldo though. He was always hilariously brutal. Dude was the king. I think Jeff Ross is about the closest left, he's usually pretty good.
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You should root for the Buffalo Bills and their QB, who is one quarter golden retriever and one quarter bear. Unfortunately he does do dumb things sometimes, and the rest of the team is nowhere near as cool as Josh Allen. Plus, they're guaranteed to disappoint you, whether they're good or bad (they're currently good).
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kiimo posted:I'm praying for football news and for Tom Brady to go away lol, lmao Good loving luck
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kiimo posted:I'm praying for football news and for Tom Brady to go away Tom Brady is gonna be doing Fox's top game every week. so good luck with that.
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FizFashizzle posted:To David hasselhoff: “your liver is so black, dead, and shriveled if you hold your ear to it you can hear it say “whatchu talking about, Willis?” lol jesus christ 
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Kurgarra Queen posted:You should root for the Buffalo Bills and their QB, who is one quarter golden retriever and one quarter bear.
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FizFashizzle posted:To David hasselhoff: “your liver is so black, dead, and shriveled if you hold your ear to it you can hear it say “whatchu talking about, Willis?” I've heard a few derivations of this joke since he said it, but to Pamela Anderson: "You are responsible for more spilled seed than Mohammad Ali at a bird feeder."
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