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meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out

Just finished reading lotr for the first time and I am absolutely crushed that it’s over. Like, I almost cried at the ‘everyone was contented and happy, except the hobbits who had to mow the grass’ line after the scouring because it’s just so perfect.

I’m finding it hard to transition to the hobbit.

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Flappy Bert posted:

The funny part is that this was the original plan, scenes were put on film with Arwen at Helm's Deep leading the elves but it was eventually rewritten as Haldir. I don't exactly remember why it was changed but I want to say it was being edited around when the first movie came out and the backlash from changing Glorfindel made Jackson not want to push further?

The backlash gave them pause but the story I've heard is that when they started working out Eowyn's arc they realized that having Arwen as the sword-swinging action heroine would trivialize Eowyn's ... everything.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



cheetah7071 posted:

Replacing Glorfindel was good, I'm not entirely sure why anybody complains about that

I'll complain because I wanted them to put in a glorious gold-haired reincarnated Balrog-fighting Noldor Elf-lord. He was the one who made the "not by the hand of man" prediction about the Witch-king, so it's satisfying to have him face off against the Nazgul at the Fords.

I get that they wanted to have Arwen in the movie more, if only so we didn't have people trying to remember who the hell she is by the time they got the end of RotK... also Glorfindel was the one who suggested sending the ring to Tom Bombadil during the Council, so I guess he had to go.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Pham Nuwen posted:

I'll complain because I wanted them to put in a glorious gold-haired reincarnated Balrog-fighting Noldor Elf-lord. He was the one who made the "not by the hand of man" prediction about the Witch-king, so it's satisfying to have him face off against the Nazgul at the Fords.

I get that they wanted to have Arwen in the movie more, if only so we didn't have people trying to remember who the hell she is by the time they got the end of RotK... also Glorfindel was the one who suggested sending the ring to Tom Bombadil during the Council, so I guess he had to go.

The problem with Glorfindel is that he requires a ton of backstory to explain why he's such a big deal and then he just disappears from the story entirely.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Elrond: No, he's TOO badass.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Sure it ends up working out, but really there is zero good reason for Elrond to not have also sent Glorfindel along as well.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

He’s too bright and sparkly. Sauron would have seen him immediately

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Yeah, my understanding is that in the spirit world, he's basically the top of the Luxor Casino

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

WoodrowSkillson posted:

Sure it ends up working out, but really there is zero good reason for Elrond to not have also sent Glorfindel along as well.

Theres a really good reason, given immediately by Gandalf. “Even if you chose for us an Elf-lord, such as Glorfindel, he could not storm the Dark Tower, nor open the road to the Fire by the power that is in him.” Not only is his power not enough, but no amount of power will ever destroy the Ring of Power. Humility and weakness destroy it, not power. The more powerful you are, the more dangerous it is. The whole point of Galadriel’s rant later is to show exactly why they didn’t trust the ring to a prince of the Noldor.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Bormoir and Aragorn are far riskier to have around the Ring. Elrond looks at the heir to the Steward and the heir of the guy who already failed to destroy it once to the one and goes "yeah what can go wrong"

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

WoodrowSkillson posted:

Bormoir and Aragorn are far riskier to have around the Ring. Elrond looks at the heir to the Steward and the heir of the guy who already failed to destroy it once to the one and goes "yeah what can go wrong"

They’re men. They could definitely do harm but surely nothing compared to an immortal who has dwelt in the blessed realm. The biggest risk in the group is Gandalf, but Elrond can’t tell him what to do.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

I mean I'm mostly joking here, but the entire thing is a desperate shot in the dark to begin with and the fellowship/Frodo being captured is a far greater threat than the Ring corrupting them. Even if Glorfindel did succumb to temptation, it's likely a better outcome than Sauron just getting it delivered to him.

Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011

WoodrowSkillson posted:

Even if Glorfindel did succumb to temptation, it's likely a better outcome than Sauron just getting it delivered to him.

It would end up the same, just maybe take a bit longer.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Ravenfood posted:

It would end up the same, just maybe take a bit longer.

Even the very wise cannot see all ends

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
It would be even worse! Glorfindel already knows all the stuff the good guys keep secret from Sauron. Good luck hiding Rivendell/Lorien from him. No one but the council attendees would even know they should oppose him! “Not dark but beautiful and terrible”… and he’s here to fight Sauron! People would worship a leader like that. It’d be the First Age all over again.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

skasion posted:

It’d be the First Age all over again.

Oh, so it would rule

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

oh no not a leader that thinks the ends justify the means and secures power for themselves and their family over everyone else thank gently caress Aragorn saved us from that ever happening

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

zoux posted:

Oh, so it would rule

For a while, then it would end very badly.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

WoodrowSkillson posted:

oh no not a leader that thinks the ends justify the means and secures power for themselves and their family over everyone else thank gently caress Aragorn saved us from that ever happening

He did, by willingly dying

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

somewhere in this is a thesis about Tolkien's understanding of the role of an enlightened nobility, the divine right of kings, and class struggle

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

Lemniscate Blue posted:

For a while, then it would end very badly.

Oh ye of little faith

God's got this!

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

workshopping some more takes about how actually it would have been good if Glorfindel, Gandalf, Elrond, or Galadriel claimed the Ring

Glimpse
Jun 5, 2011


WoodrowSkillson posted:

somewhere in this is a thesis about Tolkien's understanding of the role of an enlightened nobility, the divine right of kings, and class struggle

He thinks they rule, loves it, hates it.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

WoodrowSkillson posted:

somewhere in this is a thesis about Tolkien's understanding of the role of an enlightened nobility, the divine right of kings, and class struggle

They could do it as a novel where the last few incarnate gods are killed or forsake the world, a highly cultured tramp is elected king by common consent, and a manservant becomes master of the house. Any title ideas?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Boromir is a risk but he’s also a super bad rear end and - don’t forget- was literally called by God or one of the gods to be at the meeting. He was ordained by explicit divine message to be there at that moment. Which I think probably weighed heavy in Elronds mind

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

euphronius posted:

Boromir is a risk but he’s also a super bad rear end and - don’t forget- was literally called by God or one of the gods to be at the meeting. He was ordained by explicit divine message to be there at that moment. Which I think probably weighed heavy in Elronds mind

He’s also gotta go home anyway. Might as well travel together. This is why Gimli and Legolas go along, after all, it’s not like they were ever planning to go to Mordor.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Even Galadriel is like “yo this Boromir fellow is going to go crazy “ and still lets Frodo go with him

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

euphronius posted:

Even Galadriel is like “yo this Boromir fellow is going to go crazy “ and still lets Frodo go with him

Sure! It’s not like they’d kick him out to find his own way home just because he’s struggling. That would be psycho poo poo.

Also, someone’s gotta row the boats and unfortunately half the company is very short.

Wolfechu
May 2, 2009

All the world's a stage I'm going through


Elrond also wasn't minmaxing the party for optimum ring resistance, he was throwing together whoever was willing and available. I think Gandalf persuades him Merry and Pippin should go because sure, why the gently caress not, it's not like this has less than a million to one odds of even working

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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And because "they're friends and that counts for something"

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

right thats my actual logic behind asking why the gently caress not? biblo and sam make sense but the other 2 are entirely superfluous and its not like 10 people is somehow stealthier than 9 when its Glorfindel and they have Gandalf there anyway.

obviously there are very good reasons why Tolkien did not just write a story about a badass group of heroes just kicking rear end the whole time, that's not the story he wanted to tell, but it just makes me laugh because there are like 10 different times he really really would have been helpful to have around

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I reread it. Boromir is in becuase he’s going back to MT and so is Aragorn. Yeah

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

“Had I a host of Elves in armour of the Elder Days, it would avail little, save to arouse the power of Mordor.”

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

But a host of elves and men defeated a ringed Sauron before

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Yeah but they had like superstar MVPs in their prime

thumper57
Feb 26, 2004

euphronius posted:

Boromir is a risk but he’s also a super bad rear end and - don’t forget- was literally called by God or one of the gods to be at the meeting. He was ordained by explicit divine message to be there at that moment. Which I think probably weighed heavy in Elronds mind

I’ve always thought Boromir outright lied about having that dream, cause he was jealous of his cooler wimpier brother getting messages from god.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

WoodrowSkillson posted:

it just makes me laugh because there are like 10 different times he really really would have been helpful to have around
if nothing else, Legolas is like "yeah I can walk on this snow but I can't carry you all" but I bet him and Glorfindel could have rigged up some kind of hobbit-carrying-stretcher and they could have gone over Caradhras after all

I hope the preceding sentence conjured up a mental image as amusing to you as it was to me :shobon:

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

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Wolfechu posted:

Elrond also wasn't minmaxing the party for optimum ring resistance, he was throwing together whoever was willing and available. I think Gandalf persuades him Merry and Pippin should go because sure, why the gently caress not, it's not like this has less than a million to one odds of even working

He explicitly doesn't do that because sending some OP elf lords with Frodo is just going to draw Sauron's attention and doom the quest.

euphronius posted:

“Had I a host of Elves in armour of the Elder Days, it would avail little, save to arouse the power of Mordor.”

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

truly, sending the single most easily discerned dude in history, a dwarven noble, an elven royal, and 2 human royals along with 4 country yokels will just blend right in

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Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Compared to other Maiar, Gandalf is subtle.

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