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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

oh no computer posted:

didn't think it'd need one since it's a prefabricated plastic thing i assumed it'd all just screw together. my dad's 15mins up the road though so i just borrowed his.


it's only been there an hour and a bird's already shat on it


what rent you charging for it

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Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Gasmask posted:

A lady of the night

more like early evening (went after work)

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Party Boat posted:

more like early evening (went after work)

Happy hour?

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


yeah it was two for the price of one

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

crispix posted:

what rent you charging for it

It's got bird poo poo on it now so that's gotta be like £750/mth max

Barry White
Jun 28, 2008

Luke Skywalker kills Han Solo's son at the climax of Episode VII

Party Boat posted:

my gp got me a same day appointment for a lady to prod my balls

Would you recommend them?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the balls?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

same day appointment to turn my balls protestant but if i want them catholicised theres a waiting list

Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy
All this health chat reminds me that I was supposed to do a poop test back in January, but I never got the kit. Should I go back to the surgery and ask? Or just send them a kid's wellie full of my own poo poo?

Bobby Deluxe posted:

the film was fun and nice, within about the first 10 minutes i could see exactly why manosphere dickheads hated it and by the end i could see exactly why they should be clockwork oranged into watching it until it clicks

I watched Barbie with the family and one Male Relative hated it tothe surprise of absolutely no-one, tutting loudly throughout the 'being a woman' speech and declaring it a completely pointless film.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Lady Demelza posted:

All this health chat reminds me that I was supposed to do a poop test back in January, but I never got the kit. Should I go back to the surgery and ask? Or just send them a kid's wellie full of my own poo poo?

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
why is everyone making GBS threads wellies itt lately

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
Because of woke

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
how about you come up with something else to poo poo in? the price of wellies these days is making this increasingly unsustainable

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


Gasmask posted:

Because of woke

That reminds me


Barry White
Jun 28, 2008

Luke Skywalker kills Han Solo's son at the climax of Episode VII

Solefald posted:

That reminds me




How is Guy? Met him once (Maybe twice?) a long, long time ago..

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Hello I'd like to issue an addendum to my earlier statement:

Microplastics posted:

Not related to any previous chat but I'd just like to get this off my chest:


My loving conveyancer :argh:

which shall read as follows:

The seller's loving conveyancer :argh:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Wait how do you know Guy? I went to school with him lol

At the age of, I dunno, 13? He told me about this site called something awful, and when I logged into AOL online on my dad's laptop and went there, I was presented with a giant picture of a penis with a bee on it.

It was years before I went back

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
he said he was sad on twitter the other day so maybe reach out and give him a lil cuddle

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.

Lady Demelza posted:

All this health chat reminds me that I was supposed to do a poop test back in January, but I never got the kit. Should I go back to the surgery and ask? Or just send them a kid's wellie full of my own poo poo?

Usually they prefer you use the little cocaine spoon and the vial for the poop collection.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

In Wales.

Had some sort of meat pie, had a couple insanely cheap beers in a pub whose name I can't pronounce, walked around an old church which has a neat relief of a person bursting through a coffin as the horn of Armageddon is blown.


Also saw this poster which I thought was an ad for some heavy handed allegorical art installation or dystopian stage play or something, but no its somehow real:

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


Does that mean that if someone strikes up a conversation you must engage?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



https://www.theguardian.com/comment..._medium=twitter

fucks sake, chiles

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice
Thinkin about thos fluids from chiles's jugs

Barry White
Jun 28, 2008

Luke Skywalker kills Han Solo's son at the climax of Episode VII

Microplastics posted:

Wait how do you know Guy? I went to school with him lol

At the age of, I dunno, 13? He told me about this site called something awful, and when I logged into AOL online on my dad's laptop and went there, I was presented with a giant picture of a penis with a bee on it.

It was years before I went back

This website. I think he's married now but wasn't back then..

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Tried to hinge my baguette but the two sides split apart



loving baguette :argh:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Now I have to eat it like a common BURGER

ExParrot
May 6, 2013

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Can I have stilton, apple, lettuce, and Branston in mine please

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
I'll have romesco, lettuce, chicken and moz please

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Demand for lettuce is high (2 orders) so is subject to surge pricing

Tai
Mar 8, 2006

Microplastics posted:

Demand for lettuce is high (2 orders) so is subject to surge pricing

FINE

Steak, onions, jalapenos and provolone please

:smug:

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Bacon, sausage, black pudding and fried egg in mine thanks

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


I'll have tempeh, hot sauce, pickled red cabbage and mint on mine ta

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

C H E E S E

Ragnar Gunvald
May 13, 2015

Cool and good.

Tai posted:

A huge problem with the NHS is the GP system. Any GP outside of working in a hospital is priviately run in a business sense but funded by public money. They get a set salary and then the practice is given money and set targets they must hit for next years money. Once they hit those targets then they don't give a gently caress and palm off the work and ''refer'' you hospitals. Hospital staff will openly slag off GP's with even the slightest of a nudges from someone. It's funny as gently caress watching their reaction.

Yeah, I've seen this a lot over the fast few years tbh..GPs refer people to hospitals too much for the smallest things sometimes.

Just had my endoscopy. It was marginally better than last time..I like this sedation..I feel really quite chill for the first time in awhile.

Ragnar Gunvald
May 13, 2015

Cool and good.

Jose posted:

i think HRMC just advertised they were hiring 15 people to go after benefit fraud when its a tiny fraction of money lost

I believe it costs them significantly more to run the department than what they recover. It's more of a deterrent than anything else.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Solefald posted:

That reminds me




Hehe. That Guy is such a cad!

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


lmao everyone knows Guy it seems.
I only know him via twitter and I was watching his twitch stream sometimes when he does cryptic crosswords. Never met him though.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Yeah I was gonna say do ppl know he streams almost daily. I hardly get a chance to watch him cuz its mostly in the middle of the day tho. :(

Ragnar Gunvald
May 13, 2015

Cool and good.
Guys, if anyone's curious, Midazolam and Fentanyl are an awesome combination.

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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

stealing joses posts, shameful

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