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Szyznyk posted:l Hulk Hogan is leading other wrestlers to Jesus I thought he was married to a Scientologist?
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Bonzo posted:I thought he was married to a Scientologist? the hulkster knows a work when he sees one and he wants in
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May 9, 2024 03:02
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Yes Roddy Piper contacted Hulk Hogan from the horry netherworld via text message
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Szyznyk posted:So now Ric Flair’s the bad guy and the immortal Hulk Hogan is leading other wrestlers to Jesus and literally got a message from Heaven from Rowdy Roddy Piper. How the worm has turned. Both can be the bad guy Though neither are the real Bad Guy, that’s Scott Hall
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Mulaney Power Move posted:Yes Roddy Piper contacted Hulk Hogan from the horry netherworld via text message i believe
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May 9, 2024 03:26
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It was da maniac,he wanted hogan in on a pyramid scheme.
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May 9, 2024 10:29
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Hulk Hogan talking on Christian TV about briefly dying and going to Hell but it's just him retelling the time he met the Dungeon of Doom, complete with not hot water.
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Andre the Giant was 815 lbs when I lifted him over my head at WM 3. So I know what it must have felt like for Jesus to carry that cross down that aisle, on his way to the ultimate retirement match, brother.
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May 9, 2024 16:01
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The Hulkster will try anything to get over. The Evangelical reformed sinner route makes perfect sense. I guess the question is, what is he getting out of this? Is it for money, or is he just that consumed with own image? Like I don't see the money in this. It's not like he can launch his own weed gummy brand appearing on the 700 club. He can probably get people to donate to a church, but does he see any of that? Is he selling Hulkser themed Christian paraphernalia now?
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May 9, 2024 16:33
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I thought he already was heavily evangelical
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May 9, 2024 16:34
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well he always wore the cross and talked about saying your prayers and was vaguely christian, but I don't think he went all in like this before.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:The Hulkster will try anything to get over. The Evangelical reformed sinner route makes perfect sense. Given the Hulkster's pattern of behavior, it's fair to assume that he's looking to be the Top Draw (brother!)
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May 9, 2024 16:58
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Bonzo posted:Andre the Giant was 815 lbs when I lifted him over my head at WM 3. So I know what it must have felt like for Jesus to carry that cross down that aisle, on his way to the ultimate retirement match, brother. I SPLIT THE EARTH IN TWAIN WITH THE POWER OF MY HOGANGELICALS BROTHER
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May 9, 2024 17:10
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Wingnut welfare is money and all.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:The Hulkster will try anything to get over. Except sell.
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May 9, 2024 17:40
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Jesus worked himself into a shoot
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Verne Gagne wanted Jesus to remain a carpenter, but Jesus saw the big picture.
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Cannot wait for Hot Rod to embrace the Hulkster at the pearly gates, and then turn on him by hitting him with the book of life.
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Hogan isn't going to be up there... He's gonna be down therrrrrreeeee!!!!
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Mulaney Power Move posted:The Hulkster will try anything to get over. The Evangelical reformed sinner route makes perfect sense. lol if you think the second any southern state legalizes weed every mega church in that state wont have t heir own weed gummy. and hogan can easily become a mega church pastor.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:Jesus worked himself into a shoot
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Jesus is being affixed to that, that, that horrible SYMBOL of the Undertaker!
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Mulaney Power Move posted:Jesus worked himself into a shoot Nah, he was so good he nailed it beforehand.
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May 10, 2024 00:23
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Our main event is a handicap match. Jesus vs. The Money Changers
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bah god that's judas' music
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This capacity crowd in Gethsemane Gardens is going wild!
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*sound of earthenware jugs being smashed* *crowd goes wild*
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AlmightyBob posted:bah god that's judas' music https://youtu.be/3azQuNL2LIM?feature=shared
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welcome to good friday night smackdown! it's been three nights since jesus suffered a devasting beatdown the likes of which...what's this?!? *lights in the arena mysteriously go out* *a bell begins to ring ominously*
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He’s hit im’ with a slap on the cheek! And another! Now he’s got im’ in the crucifix crippler!
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Cornwind Evil posted:I think about reading Flair's autobiography, published in 2002, when things seemed to be on an upswing into a long, slow, quiet trip into history. He talked about how his treatment in WCW once Bischoff came in slowly tore away at his confidence and basically rendered him a mass of self-doubt and other neurosis. It seemed like a story of troubles overcome, but in reality, it was just a warning sign that he was prone to such things, and what he needed was help. Insane reaches like this is what makes your posts a chore to read.
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Kurash posted:Insane reaches like this is what makes your posts a chore to read. I fully admit I don't know an actual anything about the man Richard Fliehr (Edit: Not Felair, thank you Timby) and that all I'm doing is armchair psychology and theorizing. Can't help you with the rest, that's on you. Also this talk about Jesus Wrestling makes me think of this Robot Chicken bit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGjlo9iMHYc Cornwind Evil fucked around with this message at 23:53 on May 10, 2024 |
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It’s Me, Job! It was Me all along! AW, SONUVABITCH!
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Cornwind Evil posted:I fully admit I don't know an actual anything about the man Richard Felair His birth surname is Fliehr.
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I know he has a really bad credit score and he likes to show people his dick
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A true Goon.
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AlmightyBob posted:tony clifton might as well have been a heel manager In the indies, there's Sidney Bakabella, whose gimmick is that he's basically Tony Clifton as a time-displaced 1980's manager who keeps talking about Vince Jr. and the territories. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H37TKrD7l8A
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Gavok posted:In the indies, there's Sidney Bakabella, whose gimmick is that he's basically Tony Clifton as a time-displaced 1980's manager who keeps talking about Vince Jr. and the territories. Is or was? I have been vaguely wondering what happened to him and the devastation corporation, who became instantly over to my novice wrestling fan friends because of their look and how fun it is to say their name when we saw them once live
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rotinaj posted:Is or was? I have been vaguely wondering what happened to him and the devastation corporation, who became instantly over to my novice wrestling fan friends because of their look and how fun it is to say their name when we saw them once live Bakabella's still active, even in a post-Chikara world. Wrestles the occasional comedy match, including one against Hornswoggle from a year or two ago. Two of the DevCorp guys still wrestle, but they're doing their own things.
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Ric Flair issued a sort of apology but not apology to the restaraunt in Gainesville. He insists he wasn't drunk. He had "maybe two cocktails" and "michelob ultras" of an unspecified count...he cited his health issues with his intestines as the reason he got so upset about the bathroom thing. So he was fixin to poop and that's what made things so tense. Welp that's the story.
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