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been reading through the transcripts, this is hilarious Q. Can you describe -- you said you went through a bedroom to get to the bathroom? A. Yes. I went out of the dining room area, through the living room, through a bedroom, into what I assume is the master bedroom. It was a very large, beautiful bathroom. Q. What did you see inside the bathroom? A. So I walked through the bedroom. I did notice that the bed was unmade, but there were no personal items around. And I entered the bathroom. I went into the separate area where the toilet actually was and used the bathroom, came out, and was washing my hands and touching up my lipstick. I did notice someone had obviously been using the restroom. There were towels and stuff that was open. There was a leather, or like a leather looking toiletry bag on the counter with products and stuff in it, which, you know -- Q. What do you remember about what was inside? A. I did look. I'm not proud of it. I wondered what is in here. And I noticed the toiletry was -- the items were Old Spice and Pert Plus. I thought that was both amusing and odd. And a manicure set, which was gold, gold tweezers and all gold things.
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May 9, 2024 23:55
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digital penitence posted:A:. There was a leather, or like a Milania will know if this part is true. She could have a small shred of hope that it didn't actually happen while baron was yet to walk, but she knows what brand of poo poo Trump used back then and if he has gold manicure items.
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May 9, 2024 23:58
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Shishkahuben posted:We here in the thread are getting trial updates from two or three people (through Kazil, kingliest crab in the bucket), where are normal people getting theirs? What's the mainstream coverage of this like when they can't cut to live or taped footage? I've had CNN's website text-based updates in the background whiile working. They've been pretty good and have a little notifier on the tab when something new comes in.
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May 9, 2024 23:58
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bollig posted:I'm going to do this. Any tips? I want to prank people with this as well.
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May 9, 2024 23:59
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I bet there are entire days, maybe even piled up consecutively, where Donald Trump does not think about Tiffany at all.
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May 10, 2024 00:02
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Vire posted:I hate how he keeps misusing conflicted to mean has a conflict of interest. Openly shouts how stupid he is to the media. True, when I think of someone being "conflicted" I think they're all sad and emo and don't know which way to turn. That's not what he's trying to say
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May 10, 2024 00:04
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May 10, 2024 00:05
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So wait is Biden the one orchestrating all of the trials or are they merely "BIDEN INSPIRED?" I'm not clear on this at all.
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May 10, 2024 00:10
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Civil posted:I can't believe she was ever a real judge. Maybe her first name is Judge, like Judge Reinhold. That makes more sense to me. When she was a judge in Westchester, NY she wasn't half bad. She then drank the political Kool-Aid (with a lot of vodka) and this is how she turned out. Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Yeah, I grew up in Westchester County and my brother was keeping me updated on her political career and then she was on Fox polluting the air with her stench. Same here. My Fox news loving dad thinks she's awesome. Itchy_Grundle fucked around with this message at 00:22 on May 10, 2024 |
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May 10, 2024 00:11
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digital penitence posted:
A gold manicure set. Just the gaudiest poo poo when it comes to Trump. But then I wonder if there's more to it. Like, maybe the gold stuff all along was never about Trump's child-like Scrooge McDuck understanding of "wealth", but someone aeons ago found out that keeping him distracted with shiny stuff kept him from thrashing the ketchup around.
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May 10, 2024 00:11
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Accipiter posted:So wait is Biden the one orchestrating all of the trials or are they merely "BIDEN INSPIRED?" Yes. And Soros and DEI.
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May 10, 2024 00:12
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He looks like he’s the spitting dilophosaurus from Jurassic park.
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May 10, 2024 00:14
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kazil posted:Big Mad at the judge I love how obvious it is from this that he has not the slightest idea what went on today, only that it didn't go well for him. Just 60 seconds of his favorite words. DISGRACE. CONFLICTED. DISGRACE. YOU ALL SAW WHAT HAPPENED. IT'S A DISGRACE. HE'S A CONFLICTED JUDGE No specifics. Not a one! Not the first bit of evidence that anything that occurred during the proceedings registered in his brain at all. Did someone say a lie? Did someone perjure themselves? Did someone rule unfairly? Anything specific at all. Nope. Just DISGRACE and it's all he's ever said about any subject for the past eight years, and somehow none of his fans have ever caught on to the pattern
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May 10, 2024 00:21
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kazil posted:This is my favorite picture from this thread fwiw Grey Cat posted:Derpmph Smells like Old Spice and Pert Plus
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May 10, 2024 00:22
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Nocheez posted:Milania will know if this part is true. She could have a small shred of hope that it didn't actually happen while baron was yet to walk, but she knows what brand of poo poo Trump used back then and if he has gold manicure items. Let me help you, by all accounts Melania is a bad person. She is a gold digger that though Trump would let her enter high-society, she later found out that Trump is viewed as a vile, crass conman unwelcome as a member of NY society, but the time she realized that she also realized she was an over-the-hill mediocre model with no skills or talents besides being married to Trump. She is angry that she is forced to hang out with a bunch of dirty old men and their gaudy trash wives/gfs at Mar-a-Lago because she thinks she deserves better. She doesn't care if Trump hosed Stormy, she knows who Trump is and they just wallow in their anger that no one that they wanted to be respected by respects them together. Three Olives fucked around with this message at 00:33 on May 10, 2024 |
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May 10, 2024 00:26
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lol at tromp using literal coach z-rear end shampoo
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May 10, 2024 00:26
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Data Graham posted:I love how obvious it is from this that he has not the slightest idea what went on today, only that it didn't go well for him. Just 60 seconds of his favorite words. DISGRACE. CONFLICTED. DISGRACE. YOU ALL SAW WHAT HAPPENED. IT'S A DISGRACE. HE'S A CONFLICTED JUDGE He can’t cause he’s gaged lol. Wish he would and get thrown in jail.
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May 10, 2024 00:36
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I wish a TV camera was allowed to broadcast this whole thing. I'd get no work done but ehhhhh
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May 10, 2024 00:38
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Three Olives posted:Let me help you, by all accounts Melania is a bad person. She is a gold digger that though Trump would let her enter high-society, she later found out that Trump is viewed as a vile, crass conman unwelcome as a member of NY society, but the time she realized that she also realized she was an over-the-hill mediocre model with no skills or talents besides being married to Trump. She is angry that she is forced to hang out with a bunch of dirty old men and their gaudy trash wives/gfs at Mar-a-Lago because she thinks she deserves better. Did you listen to any of the testimony? The other witnesses openly talked about how Trump cared what Melania thought/knew about this exact issue. I agree she's a piece of poo poo, but that's the closest person to Trump and she has to be absolutely furious right now.
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May 10, 2024 00:40
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May 10, 2024 00:42
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God drat Stormy, kick him while he's moping.
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May 10, 2024 00:44
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Trump is going to be both confused and angry at this tweet. I don't think he understands that he is the only one on trial here.
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May 10, 2024 00:44
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lol people still trying to poo poo talk the master 
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May 10, 2024 00:44
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 There's no way he can resist.
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May 10, 2024 00:44
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May 10, 2024 00:45
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May 10, 2024 00:47
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May 10, 2024 00:48
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Shitposts on weird twitter are making history
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May 10, 2024 00:51
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Oh poo poo
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May 10, 2024 00:57
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Gag on that, Donny.
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May 10, 2024 01:02
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lmao I had not previously considered that this is an opportunity for any witness to turbodunk on Trump and he will literally go to jail* if he shoots back. The former President of the United States might be goaded into blowing up his own criminal case because a lady he's mad at made fun of him on the internet.That's a lol, folks. And if he actually does it, that's the kind of rofl that might give me a hernia. *be given a meaningless fine and tsk-tsk finger wag from the judge
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May 10, 2024 01:02
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It's great and I hope he swallows it whole
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May 10, 2024 01:05
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We're gonna play a game from here on out If you post about how Trump is only going to get a fine and not be jailed or some derivation thereof, and if the judge does that, you win and nothing happens If you say it and he gets jailed, you get hit with a probe Have fun!
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May 10, 2024 01:05
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Nocheez posted:Milania will know if this part is true. She could have a small shred of hope that it didn't actually happen while baron was yet to walk, but she knows what brand of poo poo Trump used back then and if he has gold manicure items. no stormy daniels could technically still be lying! like if you wanted to imagine what stuff trump uses. old spice, pert plus because those were the things marketed to him on tv while he was still coherent, and gold tweezers because why would they silver/gray?
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May 10, 2024 01:07
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I have zero empathy for Melania. She's just a different kind of monstrous.
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May 10, 2024 01:08
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Chimp_On_Stilts posted:
I'm curious if he ever searches for critical news of himself. I know his staff likes to print a bunch of glowing articles that put him in a good light for him to show everyone, but would staff tell him he's being punked? Or does he only see critical things of himself during his daily 12 hours of TV?
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May 10, 2024 01:09
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kazil posted:lol people still trying to poo poo talk the master Knowing the poo poo she went through from the witness testimony given earlier this week, I gotta imagine she’s either a person who can come to terms with horrible poo poo that happened to her and can make light of it, or that she truly, utterly hates Trump with the fury of 10,000 suns and takes every chance she gets to stomp on him. Maybe a bit of both, but goddamn that woman despises that dude (and rightfully so).
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May 10, 2024 01:10
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I feel like I'd really be grasping for straws if I promised my wife up and down I wasn't cheating and she said "Why can that woman describe your penis perfectly?".
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Civil posted:I'm curious if he ever searches for critical news of himself. I know his staff likes to print a bunch of glowing articles that put him in a good light for him to show everyone, but would staff tell him he's being punked? Or does he only see critical things of himself during his daily 12 hours of TV? trump would be name searching himself.daily if he were an SA poster
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