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Larryb
Oct 5, 2010

Neddy Seagoon posted:

The Side Hackers is on on Twitch.

What is this film? :yikes:

The reason they started screening movies ahead of time before deciding to make episodes about them

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A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



JethroMcB posted:

...This is absolutely fascinating...

A whärwëlf?!

mycophobia
May 7, 2008

Neddy Seagoon posted:

The Side Hackers is on on Twitch.

What is this film? :yikes:

gross nihilistic garbage

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Get off the stage, idiot!
But you're my manager!

Clouseau
Aug 3, 2003

My theories appall you, my heresies outrage you, I never answer letters, and you don't like my tie.
For some reason, Hobgoblins has been one of my absolute favorite episodes since I first saw it on reruns on scifi. I think largely its because I don't really find the movie nearly as painful as they do - its just a poor Gremlins knockoff - and the first segment with them being annoying kids on the couch and then later the cardboard cutouts segment crack me up.

Stay away from those juice boxes!!!!

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Is Catalina caper bad even for a beach party movie or is it about the same as all the others

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



There's been an accident at the studio!
We made Hobgoblins.

Clouseau posted:

For some reason, Hobgoblins has been one of my absolute favorite episodes since I first saw it on reruns on scifi. I think largely its because I don't really find the movie nearly as painful as they do - its just a poor Gremlins knockoff - and the first segment with them being annoying kids on the couch and then later the cardboard cutouts segment crack me up.

Yeah, it's my favourite episode as well.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
"Y'know, Mike, something I learned from the movie is that Daphne's a slut, and Amy wasn't fun until she became a slut!"
"Well, that's the fun message of today's movie!"

"Yes, I had been doing quite a bit of crack that day, as I recall."

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
I can't stand Hobgoblins but I do like the episode. It's just such a mean spirited film. Bless the emcee though.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Neddy Seagoon posted:

The Side Hackers is on on Twitch.

What is this film? :yikes:

Oh, welcome to a particularly odious example of bikersploitation!

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



There's been a walnut uprising.

E:

A new riff!

In the witch burning scene after Satan puts the flames out:

Beat, then:
Mike: "Huh. Caleb, what kind of charcoal did you use?"

I guess maybe my copy had a skip at that moment or something, because I've never heard it before! A really good one too!

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 19:58 on May 8, 2024

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

There's been a walnut uprising.

Stop it.

The more I think about the plot of Touch of Satan, the more confused I am. Why did the villagers think Melissa and her sister were witches prior to her contract with Satan? Who is the couple that she lives with in the present? Nobody has noticed that this young woman hasn't aged in a century? If I watch the uncut version would any of this make any more sense?

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

If she doesn't like him after riding in his Maverick she's a total ice princess.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
ZA!

Compendium
Jun 18, 2013

M-E-J-E-D

JethroMcB posted:

"Y'know, Mike, something I learned from the movie is that Daphne's a slut, and Amy wasn't fun until she became a slut!"
"Well, that's the fun message of today's movie!"

"Yes, I had been doing quite a bit of crack that day, as I recall."

It's the 80s, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Regan.

Simplex
Jun 29, 2003

Uncle Wemus posted:

Is Catalina caper bad even for a beach party movie or is it about the same as all the others

It's better than a number of others, it's real notoriety is that it's basically the last movie of the genre.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Compendium posted:

It's the 80s, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Regan.

This and 'a sweet Delta lady am I, am I' go through my head daily.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Clouseau posted:

For some reason, Hobgoblins has been one of my absolute favorite episodes since I first saw it on reruns on scifi. I think largely its because I don't really find the movie nearly as painful as they do - its just a poor Gremlins knockoff - and the first segment with them being annoying kids on the couch and then later the cardboard cutouts segment crack me up.

Stay away from those juice boxes!!!!

It’s my favorite episode. So many bafflingly terrible scenes and the accompanying riffs are perfect. The “what is a woman?” and Hobgoblins song host segments are also all-timers.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

exquisite tea posted:

It’s my favorite episode. So many bafflingly terrible scenes and the accompanying riffs are perfect. The “what is a woman?” and Hobgoblins song host segments are also all-timers.

I think of "Look out, you little doo dads!" a lot.

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

JethroMcB posted:

Stop it.

The more I think about the plot of Touch of Satan, the more confused I am. Why did the villagers think Melissa and her sister were witches prior to her contract with Satan? Who is the couple that she lives with in the present? Nobody has noticed that this young woman hasn't aged in a century? If I watch the uncut version would any of this make any more sense?

I sure hope he said “peanuts”.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

JethroMcB posted:

Stop it.

The more I think about the plot of Touch of Satan, the more confused I am. Why did the villagers think Melissa and her sister were witches prior to her contract with Satan? Who is the couple that she lives with in the present? Nobody has noticed that this young woman hasn't aged in a century? If I watch the uncut version would any of this make any more sense?

And really the fish doesn't actually *live* there, his residence is actually in upstate New York. He also retains a post office box in Milwaukee for business purposes.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Touch of Satan's a movie a friend of mine is a little spooked by. He thinks it's funny but it almost clicks as a horror movie for him, powered mostly by Grandma Dried Apple Head.

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

Neddy Seagoon posted:

The Side Hackers is on on Twitch.

What is this film? :yikes:

NUMMMMMMMMBER EIGHT!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Someone's rubbing puppets on us!

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Hey Hopper, you love Crow with teeth, right?


Raaa.

Actual reaction to this post:


Sash! posted:

Someone's rubbing puppets on us!

There's a girl touching me, yuuuck!

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
:mad:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Dawgstar posted:

Touch of Satan's a movie a friend of mine is a little spooked by. He thinks it's funny but it almost clicks as a horror movie for him, powered mostly by Grandma Dried Apple Head.

It's almost a real movie, except everyone is sleepwalking through it. I like the insouciant deputy tho.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

zoux posted:

It's almost a real movie, except everyone is sleepwalking through it. I like the insouciant deputy tho.

Should've gone in for a touch of that cider.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Well, then he might have to work for a living

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
I sure hope he said peanuts.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


The 1970s loved having completely uncharismatic and unappealing male leads, is what I'm getting.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Those walnuts are REALLY tearing through the hay!



I also didn't notice before how Mike's immediately extremely dirty and sweaty appearance as a walnut rancher is obviously just the dad's look.

Owl at Home
Dec 25, 2014

Well hoot, I don't know if I can say no to that
How many head of walnut do you have?

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

I also didn't notice before how Mike's immediately extremely dirty and sweaty appearance as a walnut rancher is obviously just the dad's look.

Should have gone into pecan farming.

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe

Uncle Wemus posted:

Is Catalina caper bad even for a beach party movie or is it about the same as all the others

None of the jokes are funny, but that's not really unique for a Beach Party Movie.

It's not a great MST episode for riffing, but I love the host segments.

"Cars had seatbelts, but nobody used them. I once had to take a bath in the front yard."

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

zoux posted:

It's almost a real movie, except everyone is sleepwalking through it. I like the insouciant deputy tho.

And if you say "my squad car," I'll chainsaw you in half.

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib
It’s open.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Ever since Touch of Satan I've wanted a cat named 'Robert.'

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

With Bill the dog

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robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


Mike, was there a Hitler Building where you grew up?

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