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JBP posted:drat what happened? I've missed this news. Unisuper has been offline completely for over a week. They are currently blaming a never before seen google cloud bug. There would have been a run on the fund already but no one can get money out (though I trust the insiders already have).
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Got to be more to the story right. Imagine your bank just stopped working for 7 days. That's got to be massive incompetence.
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Comstar posted:google cloud bug. my bet is on didnt pay their bill because gcp will cut you off when ur 1 second late
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May 8, 2024 14:38
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Spookydonut posted:my bet is on didnt pay their bill We regret to inform you we have already reformatted all the hard drives that said how much money your customers had. Lol, lmao.
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Comstar posted:Unisuper has been offline completely for over a week. They are currently blaming a never before seen google cloud bug. A run on the fund is a hot take. You're the first person I know of with a UniSuper account that is viewing this with more than idle amusement. Google has gone on record to accept their blame and role in the issue. I'd be on the lookout for the final postmortem before shooting from the hip. Your super isn't the same as a US hedge fund, and they've said that the trading systems are separate and safe. That said, my nonfinancial advice is my financial planner says BT Panorama Super is competitive for people not on a defined benefit.
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snail posted:Google has gone on record to accept their blame and role in the issue. I'd be on the lookout for the final postmortem before shooting from the hip. Your super isn't the same as a US hedge fund, and they've said that the trading systems are separate and safe. They announced at midnight that Google fat fingered the delete key and deleted their account and then needed to take 8 days to restore from backup. When I thought Google was undergoing enshittification, I didn't think it meant something like that. In other news, who has good email account I can transfer my google account from?
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The FSU have had a shot at unisuper for outsourcing, relating it to this issue.
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I feel like the potential for gently caress ups would be much much worse if super funds went with something other than big name cloud providers.
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May 9, 2024 01:13
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yeah imagine it on australian servers that havent been properly updated in 40 years and still have essential parts running on windows 3.1
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Regular Wario posted:yeah imagine it on australian servers that havent been properly updated in 40 years and still have essential parts running on windows 3.1 bom still doesn't support https lmao
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May 9, 2024 01:56
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the weather doesnt need to be secure
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Regular Wario posted:the weather doesnt need to be secure yeah you dont gotta care if the weather is coming from the actual bom anyone calling themselves bom and sending data from what looks like them will do (non poo poo post https isnt just secure data transmission its also identity verification)
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May 9, 2024 03:32
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just go outside
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birdstrike posted:just go outside no
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I went outside once and it was terrible
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Comstar posted:Unisuper has been offline completely for over a week. They are currently blaming a never before seen google cloud bug. That would be terrible, however I thought a lot of universities have UniSuper locked in as the super fund in their EBAs with the union. I.e. Even if a university employee wanted to get out of it, they couldn't because it's written in I believe supermarket workers have a similar thing with REST. birdstrike posted:just go outside No 
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froglet posted:That would be terrible, however I thought a lot of universities have UniSuper locked in as the super fund in their EBAs with the union. I.e. Even if a university employee wanted to get out of it, they couldn't because it's written in Most EAs won't have this any more, it was proscribed in 2021.
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May 9, 2024 07:40
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Please our network infrastructure is running on windows NT whatever version was around in 2003 not 3.1
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best viewed on internet explorer 6 or netscape navigator
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Regular Wario posted:yeah imagine it on australian servers that havent been properly updated in 40 years and still have essential parts running on windows 3.1 Up until two years ago, we had stuff at work running on a 486. Kids, if you don't know that that is, ask your grandparents. e: lol, they were still being made up till 2007.
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All the major banks are still using cobol running on ancient mainframes
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quote:UniSuper was able to eventually restore services because the fund had backups in place with another provider. Fffffffffuck. It wasn't even Google that restored it.
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COBOL yes, ancient no. Modern mainframes are fuckin beasts
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Up until two years ago, we had stuff at work running on a 486. My older brothers friend had a 486 dx4-100 that ran the Seventh Guest and Doom 2 so smoothly and I was so very, very envious. 
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SecretOfSteel posted:My older brothers friend had a 486 dx4-100 that ran the Seventh Guest and Doom 2 so smoothly and I was so very, very envious. Wait ‘til you get a load of Pentium MMX.
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It's all about the Pentiums baby E: that song is 25 years old lol Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 02:19 on May 10, 2024 |
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Starting the nuclear reactor safety control system by inserting a floppy disk labelled "Kickstart v2.0"
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whoops we lost your records because someone used a dash instead of an underscore when starting the dos program
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Bruce "the rapist" Lehman has been found liable, and now has to pay Channel 10s legal costs for his bullshit ill advised "Im not a rapist" court case. Good. gently caress him. Hes a rapist.
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Guardian AU posted:The strategy, released by the resources minister, Madeleine King, argued gas was an important part of the transition to net zero emissions and that Australia would need new sources of it to meet demand “to 2050 and beyond”. hmmmm.. Guardian AU posted:Hundreds of the world’s leading climate scientists expect global temperatures to rise to at least 2.5C (4.5F) above preindustrial levels this century, blasting past internationally agreed targets and causing catastrophic consequences for humanity and the planet, an exclusive Guardian survey has revealed. HMMMMMMMMMMMMM....
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Regular Wario posted:whoops we lost your records because someone used a dash instead of an underscore when starting the dos program It’s because my mate Robert ‘); DROP TABLE UNISUPER;~~ signed up
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hooman posted:hmmmm.. lol lmao
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hooman posted:hmmmm.. And for a brief shining moment, a whole stack of people made some money
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BrigadierSensible posted:Bruce "the rapist" Lehman has been found liable, and now has to pay Channel 10s legal costs for his bullshit ill advised "Im not a rapist" court case. Laughing at his ... I wont say misfortune, he clearly deserved every bit of punishment coming his way. But still laughing.
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Lmao hes five million in the hole
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Synthbuttrange posted:Lmao hes five million in the hole Proving you're a rapist for the low low price of 5 million bux. Priviledged white man (rapist) stays winning. hooman fucked around with this message at 04:28 on May 11, 2024 |
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I just read an article titled "Was Gandhi a racist" On the ABC The National broadcater truly tackling the important, pressing, and relevant issues of yhe day. Thank you Ida
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Can't believe someone in dfat hosed up so bad they we voted for Palestinian the statehood thing at the UN lmao
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JBP posted:Can't believe someone in dfat hosed up so bad they we voted for Palestinian the statehood thing at the UN lmao The pivot to China has finally begun.
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BrigadierSensible posted:I just read an article titled "Was Gandhi a racist" On the ABC Rare L for betteridge’s law
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