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Captain Hygiene posted:That's not cursed, those are just their names in the original Latin I wish the chat bots was stop showing off how super smart they are all the time! Stupidum illud robotsum. See I can speak Latin to ya dumb chips for brains!
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I like to eatum, eatum, eatum, applum and bananum
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May 9, 2024 16:18
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May 9, 2024 16:22
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A natural bidet, brilliant.
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May 9, 2024 16:24
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May 9, 2024 16:43
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Make sure to choose the right one for that pro wrestling move.
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May 9, 2024 16:48
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I didn’t realize the Linux convention was in town
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May 9, 2024 17:02
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Tarkus posted:A natural bidet, brilliant. Yeah, but you really want to time it right. That either got to be a real suspenseful poo poo, or one where you're sat crouched over for hours butt bare, waiting for the tide to come back in.
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May 9, 2024 17:07
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May 9, 2024 17:50
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venue was wise to put that tarp down
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May 9, 2024 18:51
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"Spontaneous Saltwater Enema" would make a fine forum name.
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May 9, 2024 20:06
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That's too cursed. It looks like the aftermath of a neckbeard nudist conference.
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May 9, 2024 20:10
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The question I ask is, is it one person who moved chairs or two people with poo poo cracks?
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May 9, 2024 20:10
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Tarkus posted:The question I ask is, is it one person who moved chairs or two people with poo poo cracks? It's 3 people. They're a throuple and the third was sitting on the lap of the bigger stained chair - hence the bigger stain.
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May 9, 2024 20:20
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Poseidon's 's Kiss, indeed. More like Poseidon's French kiss
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May 10, 2024 01:42
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Poseidon's rimjob
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May 10, 2024 01:47
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I did my best work there, but then they just threw it all back in my face.
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May 10, 2024 01:48
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Poseidon's San Diego Thank-You
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May 10, 2024 01:51
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"Excuse me, could you move over one seat so I can sit next to my wife?" "Sure thing"
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Purgatory Glory posted:"Excuse me, could you move over one seat so I can FTFY
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davidspackage posted:I nomine applum, et bananum, et strawberrum dacquiri. Amen
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Tarkus posted:The question I ask is, is it one person who moved chairs or two people with poo poo cracks? "My son, when you saw only one poo poo stain, it was then that I -" *prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpttttlpplplplp*
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May 10, 2024 14:32
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Punished Ape posted:"My son, when you saw only one poo poo stain, it was then that I -" *prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpttttlpplplplp* One night I dreamed a dream. As I was sitting at a concert with my Lord. Across the dark stage flashed strobes and rocking metal. For each flash, I noticed two streaks of poo poo upon the chairs, One belonging to me and one to my Lord. After the last song of the show echoed before me, I looked back at the shitprints of the chairs. I noticed that at many times along the path of the show, especially at the very lowest and saddest times, there was only one set of shitprints. This really troubled me, so I asked the Lord about it. "Lord, you said once I decided to follow you, You'd shred with me all the way. But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life, there was only one set of shitprints. I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me." He whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you Never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of shitprints, It was then that I wiped bro."
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May 10, 2024 15:09
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Have you ever read "The Moonstone" by Wilkie Collins? One of the characters attaches a metal box to a chain so it can be retrieved from a patch of quicksand on the beach. that's the only thing I can figure, too... chain attached to someone's marsh dock, but I don't know anybody with a marsh dock
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Weird, you can't link this for some reason except by quote.
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May 10, 2024 19:10
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Big “Reese Witherspoon reminding you on Twitter that one day you’ll have a virtual world you need to start thinking about budgeting and providing for” vibes. Where do things go after this bubble bursts?
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May 10, 2024 19:11
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"We're creating the horror dating app from the Black Mirror episode 'Don't Create the Horror Dating App'"
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May 10, 2024 19:12
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Will I be able to claim my AI offspring as dependents?
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May 10, 2024 19:13
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The World is loving Junk
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May 10, 2024 19:23
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AI life begins at compilation
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May 10, 2024 19:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xYO-VMZUGo
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May 10, 2024 19:37
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cult_hero posted:"We're creating the horror dating app from the Black Mirror episode 'Don't Create the Horror Dating App'" Seriously, Black Mirror did an absolute tremendous job of guessing what horrors we will witness in the very near future. Even the more absurd episodes will slowly, but surely, become reality.
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May 10, 2024 19:37
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Jamesman posted:Seriously, Black Mirror did an absolute tremendous job of guessing what horrors we will witness in the very near future. Even the more absurd episodes will slowly, but surely, become reality. The pig loving was on point
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May 10, 2024 19:54
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TotalLossBrain posted:AI life begins at compilation
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May 10, 2024 19:56
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e: nvm who effing cares
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May 10, 2024 20:00
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Prepare to gently caress your straight mate in Street Fighter. The future is scary.
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e: nm
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