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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

dalstrs posted:

Cowboys are gonna have a year like Wade's last year. And Trey Lance will be next year's started after they let Dak walk.

I think I would rather Da
k win a Super bowl with the Rams than Jerry win a Super bowl without him

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Dak leads the eagles to super bowl victory next year (I don't have faith Jalen hurts figures it out)

Conversely, this year cowboys beat eagles in divisional round on a tush push with zeke(?!) At center.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Is Zeke fast enough to play center ?

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/40077674/philadelphia-eagles-again-sign-raw-300-pound-aussie-laekin-vakalahi
Building an offensive line by having a friend of a friend look at big dudes' fathers on Hawaiian beaches, but I'll let Howie cook.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
The vibes of scouting pacific islander adonises on the beaches of hawaii are off the loving charts, doltos go ahead and crown this man the greatest offensive lineman since Jason kelce.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
https://twitter.com/EliManning/status/1787478294754967819

I will always love you, Eli Manning

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
lol

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

100% Tom Brady would have lost his fuckin mind

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
OK, I changed my mind. Eli belongs in the Hall of Fame now.

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

BiggerBoat posted:

OK, I changed my mind. Eli belongs in the Hall of Fame now.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://x.com/Commanders/status/1785044713361248752

Yankoff is a great name.

After this signing, 45% of the 91 man roster is brand new. Fans are happy with everything so far except for the massive glaring hole at Left Tackle. That should’ve been addressed by now and we’re getting nervous as camp approaches. The hope is to either trade for a competent veteran or hope to snatch up a roster cut.

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Cartoon Man posted:

https://x.com/Commanders/status/1785044713361248752

Yankoff is a great name.

After this signing, 45% of the 91 man roster is brand new. Fans are happy with everything so far except for the massive glaring hole at Left Tackle. That should’ve been addressed by now and we’re getting nervous as camp approaches. The hope is to either trade for a competent veteran or hope to snatch up a roster cut.

it's going to be a roster cut. Every agent in the league is aware that we need an LT, and that we will overpay for one that is even serviceable, so they will steer their client to us first.

predicto fucked around with this message at 22:46 on May 8, 2024

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://x.com/NickiJhabvala/status/1788622039609229366

This was a Ron Rivera hire. With the draft over and Adam Peters getting a chance to catch his breath post draft, the front office purge has begun. The Scouting office is likely to get gutted next.

https://www.hogshaven.com/2024/5/9/24153025/the-washington-commanders-move-on-from-senior-director-of-player-personnel-eric-stokes

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


LeSean McCoy says Chip Kelly was “uncomfortable” around black people.

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/former-eagles-star-ex-head-coach-chip-kelly-uncomfortable-around-black-players.amp

https://www.nbcsportsphiladelphia.com/nfl/philadelphia-eagles/eagles-analysis/desean-jackson-lesean-mccoy-chip-kelly/583840/?amp=1

https://youtu.be/o7npU_xQwRQ

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Lmao knew that was coming.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I always keep it together until 1st and Pimp

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Folertariat is great too. Just sent this to my younger brother who was texting me about the renewed Chip chatter. He's a big Foles fan and has probably never seen The Draw Play in his life.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Foles’ faces in the 6th and 8th panels will always kill me

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
I don't think I ever noticed the "RAM-DMC" hat either actually.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://x.com/AllFactsPod/status/1788312921606410573

Lol, can’t do that.


https://x.com/dcsportsbog/status/1788671219757170928

https://x.com/JordanRaanan/status/1788982286265835856

https://x.com/NickiJhabvala/status/1789006858109264090





The real reason:

https://x.com/AJSchulteFB/status/1788987490826670185

Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 00:58 on May 11, 2024

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
lol


also love the unified messaging of education

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
It's actually kind of funny that due to the NFL giving the gambling industry a big sloppy blowjob you can't even make a fun bet between friends on which of you will perform the best

Thanks so much supreme court. I'm really loving it

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


I've survived 30+ years of Jerry Jones, but the sports betting and gambling poo poo may be the thing that gets me to finally drop the compulsion I have to watch my boys build up my hopes and then crush them every January. I'm not there yet, but I fear I could get there

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
After last season I'm in posting only mode. I wanna post here and look at results after the game is over. The Cowboys aren't worth wasting actual time on until some old bastard dies.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I don’t gamble on sports cause if I did I would no longer enjoy it as a fan.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

So...over half of the people he works with.

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
Honestly, 'He wasn't comfortable with black players when he wasn't a God Emperor in total control of their athletic future' is probably a good explanation for most college coaches who flame out in the NFL.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
That's a good point. Urban Meyer, Steve Spurrier and that dude who quit on the Falcons all seemed to have similar problems.

Also, I just learned that Bryce Huff is the highest paid undrafted player in NFL history.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

BiggerBoat posted:

That's a good point. Urban Meyer, Steve Spurrier and that dude who quit on the Falcons all seemed to have similar problems.

Also, I just learned that Bryce Huff is the highest paid undrafted player in NFL history.

Nick Saban struggled mightily with that concept and was actively mocked by his players.

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

Mr. Nice! posted:

Nick Saban struggled mightily with that concept and was actively mocked by his players.

He also stepped over a player who was had collapsed with some sort of health crisis (my memory is a seizure?) and just went about his day

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
in the modern NFL the position of head coach is almost akin to like a religious leader or a politician. you absolutely HAVE to know how to get people to like you, believe in you and be dedicated to you

college coaches can just be complete assholes if they want

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Play posted:

in the modern NFL the position of head coach is almost akin to like a religious leader or a politician. you absolutely HAVE to know how to get people to like you, believe in you and be dedicated to you

college coaches can just be complete assholes if they want

I wonder if that will remain true as the NIL/transfer portal era goes forward

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

predicto posted:

I wonder if that will remain true as the NIL/transfer portal era goes forward

haven't a bunch of dudes jumped in the portal to get away from Deion

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


There’s leaks coming out that Washington will play NYG on Sunday Night football to open the season.

Edit: never mind just speculation.

https://x.com/PSchrags/status/1790376333211554234

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

Both teams suck absolute poo poo, the NFL isn't that dumb, unless they really believe in Daniels vs. Nabers

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


The NFL is going to want to showcase the new Quarterbacks, I can see it. Though a better matchup would be to have Commanders and Bears in week 1. Go ahead and put the numbers 1 and 2 in the draft head to head in prime time week 1 and let’s all see what they got.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Nfce prime time is inevitable

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
lol Giants gonna be Hard Knocks this year

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Ghislaine of YOSPOS
Apr 19, 2020

Giants hard knocks let’s goooooooo!
Not entirely sure why they’ve chosen the shittiest franchise of the last decade including the seasons where the browns had 0 wins. can’t wait to hate our new WR after 2 episodes

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