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Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy
Tubastore

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Tuba city, we have tubas, and that's all!

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

That's on 3rd.

Karate Bastard posted:

Tuba city, we have tubas, and that's all!

That's on 3rd too.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Oh, the tuba district?

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Karate Bastard posted:

Tuba city, we have tubas, and that's all!

Also vacuum tubes made in Italy

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Tree Bucket posted:

PYF common everyday words

to the .... i dunno, the something something something that so musically wells

ButterNBacon
Feb 17, 2004

Anyone have good variations on this

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005



What??? Is this concept??

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

ButterNBacon
Feb 17, 2004


I still love you

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

ButterNBacon posted:

I still love you

lol

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

mystes posted:

As a security conscious person I only watch S/MIME porn

I prefer to use PGP.

It's pretty good… porn.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Antigravitas posted:

I prefer to use PGP.

It's pretty good… porn.

It's better for porn to be universally accessible, so I tend to stick with PDF, the porn document format.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

I use PPT, the porn, porn and tissue format. There's an extreme version of it too, pptx

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Pope Hilarius II posted:

It's better for porn to be universally accessible, so I tend to stick with PDF, the porn document format.

PRN files are superior.

(Trying to find information on the PRN format can be slightly hazardous, by the way)

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Zoomers will never have the experience of Word porn

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
homebrew Zork sex mods

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

LifeSunDeath posted:

homebrew Zork sex mods

Step grue, I'm stuck in the darkness!

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

LifeSunDeath posted:

homebrew Zork sex mods

HELLO SAILOR

Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?

BonHair posted:

I use PPT, the porn, porn and tissue format. There's an extreme version of it too, pptx

The very first porn I found online I hid on a floppy disk in a powerpoint presentation with the images moved outside into the borders around the slide area.

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

LifeSunDeath posted:

homebrew Zork sex mods

You are likely to be eaten by a grue :heysexy:

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Data Graham posted:

Zoomers will never have the experience of Word porn

What the gently caress is Word porn, like stories or some poo poo? ASCII porn, that was some good poo poo.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Telltolin
Apr 4, 2004


PoE memes in the meme thread? What the gently caress

also why am I not surprised Aella's twitter is red on shinigami eyes

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Oh man he should have run on this, woulda won for sure

mystes
May 31, 2006

Milo and POTUS posted:

Oh man he should have run on this, woulda won for sure
Play your cards right and they might still shut down the whole internet after tiktok

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Mohg is totally the clown in Slipknot. Sae bizarre troll humor. Same bizarre type of nerd thinking going on that counting is cool, and counting wrong is just woah man

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
If U 555 then I abc

What it like to be a dylsexic

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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BonHair posted:

What the gently caress is Word porn, like stories or some poo poo? ASCII porn, that was some good poo poo.

(i was trying to do a "woods porn" joke, I was rushed and panicked)

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

mystes posted:

Play your cards right and they might still shut down the whole internet after tiktok

All we gotta do is convince them the internet is an insidious chinese plot and blammo, we're all free

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

BonHair posted:

What the gently caress is Word porn, like stories or some poo poo? ASCII porn, that was some good poo poo.

"It looks like you're masturbating.

"Would you like help?"

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Data Graham posted:

(i was trying to do a "woods porn" joke, I was rushed and panicked)

Word porn has to be all that fanfic on fetlife

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Fors Yard posted:

The very first porn I found online I hid on a floppy disk in a powerpoint presentation with the images moved outside into the borders around the slide area.

That's a pretty wicked fetish to accidentally give yourself

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

BonHair posted:

What the gently caress is Word porn, like stories or some poo poo? ASCII porn, that was some good poo poo.

https://dos.zone/leather-goddesses-of-phobos-sep-1986/

kiminewt
Feb 1, 2022

Fors Yard posted:

The very first porn I found online I hid on a floppy disk in a powerpoint presentation with the images moved outside into the borders around the slide area.

Smart.

We clearly grew up in different times. When I was in highschool and I had some porn downloaded I wrote a script that appended it to JPGs and I could extract it later. Counting on no one noticing that picture of a flower weighs 2GB.

Extracting it took forever every time but still much quicker than the download.

Stagger_Lee
Mar 25, 2009
i just got caught and yelled at

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Amphigory posted:

That's a pretty wicked fetish to accidentally give yourself

Getting aroused by power points feels vaguely useful though

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Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

BonHair posted:

Getting aroused by power points feels vaguely useful though

Most people let it slide.

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