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ApplesandOranges posted:Have a palette cleanser. this is very cute, what the gently caress is the son on about with the high ground
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Ominous Jazz posted:this is very cute, what the gently caress is the son on about with the high ground I think the son was joking about no longer being able to make fun of his kids for doing stupid stuff and recording it when they’ve now seen evidence he did the same thing.
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May 10, 2024 13:45
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Nerdlord Actual posted:
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May 10, 2024 14:11
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How does a person operate like this?
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BrigadierSensible posted:Acid vat for this wholesome grandpa lightly teasing his son. But grandpa already regrets the denim jacket. Why make him wear that stuff again?
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May 10, 2024 14:19
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Mx. posted:AITA for not warning my wife about my rear end rag? I mean, at this point, you're already home and in your own bathroom, why not just hop in the shower every time you take a poo poo instead? Seems way less work than hand-washing poo poo out of terrycloth every time?
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May 10, 2024 14:44
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Shanghaied posted:I mean, at this point, you're already home and in your own bathroom, why not just hop in the shower every time you take a poo poo instead? Seems way less work than hand-washing poo poo out of terrycloth every time? Yeah, I feel like this dude settled on what is in many ways the worst possible option here
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May 10, 2024 14:53
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Mx. posted:AITA for not warning my wife about my rear end rag? The lesson is never buy a house with only one toilet, and OP's wife should have let him have a bidet in OP's toilet. Or she could stop being weird first so OP wouldn't have to out-weird her. AITA for bringing a generic product vs the name brand I was asked to bring? quote:This seems so silly to me but it became such a big deal, I have to ask. OP shouldn't have waited until the last minute, and should have gotten what was directly requested. But that doesn't excuse the mil for being hilariously passive-aggressive. And if it was so important to have the terrible topping, she should have gotten the Cool Hwip herself.
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May 10, 2024 15:05
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dumb people get real weird about name brands like, real weird
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May 10, 2024 15:07
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that's so loving tacky lol
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May 10, 2024 15:08
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my brand!
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May 10, 2024 15:14
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DemoneeHo posted:The lesson is never buy a house with only one toilet, and OP's wife should have let him have a bidet in OP's toilet. Op should have gone to get the name brand stuff, maybe with the dad so they can bond. Who cares if it’s unimportant to you, it was important to the person you’re trying to impress. The fact that he knew it was wrong and didn’t say anything about it even after arriving and hearing them talk about buying the correct brand makes him the rear end in a top hat. He didn’t even apologize for bringing the wrong thing.
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May 10, 2024 15:15
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DemoneeHo posted:
Wtf is this poo poo?
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May 10, 2024 15:16
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Shanghaied posted:Wtf is this poo poo? It’s a family guy bit
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May 10, 2024 15:16
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Guy shouldn't have showed up with Lame Hwip.
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May 10, 2024 15:19
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quote:Family Guy oh. ESH.
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May 10, 2024 15:20
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Some people are very picky about their weird hydrogenated-oil based whipped cream substitutes I guess
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Wii Spawn Camper posted:Op should have gone to get the name brand stuff, maybe with the dad so they can bond. Who cares if it’s unimportant to you, it was important to the person you’re trying to impress. The fact that he knew it was wrong and didn’t say anything about it even after arriving and hearing them talk about buying the correct brand makes him the rear end in a top hat. He didn’t even apologize for bringing the wrong thing. Nah, he was fine, family are the weird ones.
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May 10, 2024 15:22
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Batterypowered7 posted:But grandpa already regrets the denim jacket. Why make him wear that stuff again? Some nice acid washing might make him realize the jacket probably looked cool as hell and he doesn't have to regret poo poo.
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May 10, 2024 15:23
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Gnoman posted:Some nice acid washing might make him realize the jacket probably looked cool as hell and he doesn't have to regret poo poo. A friend of mine's dad was a textile scientist, and invented Acid Wash. He said "I told them it yellows! I told them!". Apparently not the best-loved achievement for his career.
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May 10, 2024 15:26
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I’m not going to shave my rear end because my wife doesn’t believe in buttholes.
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May 10, 2024 15:30
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quote:Cool Whip Original is made of water, hydrogenated vegetable oil (including coconut and palm kernel oils), high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, skimmed milk, light cream (less than 2%), sodium caseinate, natural and artificial flavor, xanthan and guar gums, polysorbate 60, sorbitan monostearate, sodium polyphosphate, and beta carotene (as a colouring). Well thank loving god they got the real stuff instead of the lovely store brand. I bet the store brand doesn't even have real xanthan gum.
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May 10, 2024 15:30
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Cool H Wip kinda sounds like a president, or a rapper. Or both
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May 10, 2024 15:32
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I haven't had it in years, but I remember name brand Cool Whip being better than the cheapo store brands, but probably not enough that I'd particularly care. I can't judge name brand people too harshly in general, though, there are lots of food products that have a substantial quality gap.
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May 10, 2024 15:35
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Wii Spawn Camper posted:Op should have gone to get the name brand stuff, maybe with the dad so they can bond. Who cares if it’s unimportant to you, it was important to the person you’re trying to impress. The fact that he knew it was wrong and didn’t say anything about it even after arriving and hearing them talk about buying the correct brand makes him the rear end in a top hat. He didn’t even apologize for bringing the wrong thing. he brought the right thing and they freaked out that it had the wrong colorful letters on the package, its just milk, oil and corn syrup whipped up with stabilizers. this isn’t like someone asked for a nintendo 64 and someone brought home an as-seen-on-tv 30 games in one plug and play kit or something. and the store he went to was sold out of the name brand.
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May 10, 2024 15:37
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My father used to dip Vienna fingers in Cool Whip and look angry the entire time.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:My father used to dip Vienna fingers in Cool Whip and look angry the entire time.
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kdrudy posted:Nah, he was fine, family are the weird ones. I'd have gotten store brand and not thought twice. And if told they were out, I cannot picture the person who would order a special trip. And if someone offered to pick me up something, and came back with something else that I considered not similar enough, I don't think I'd give the "can't even do one thing" line. I wonder if she's given to hyperbole, genuinely believes he's incompetent, or has always believed it.
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May 10, 2024 15:37
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my passive aggressive housewife mom raised me to only eat name brands, unlike those sluts who raised my little "friends"
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May 10, 2024 15:40
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Feel bad for everyone trying to convince themselves the store brand is exactly the same as the name brand. It’s not.
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Shanghaied posted:I mean, at this point, you're already home and in your own bathroom, why not just hop in the shower every time you take a poo poo instead? Seems way less work than hand-washing poo poo out of terrycloth every time? how thorough do you think this guy is being with washing the cloth that it's more time/effort than completely disrobing, getting the shower up to temp, getting in the shower, then toweling off and getting re-dressed?
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May 10, 2024 15:48
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alternately, how infrequently do you take a poo poo lol
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Wii Spawn Camper posted:Feel bad for everyone trying to convince themselves the store brand is exactly the same as the name brand. It’s not.
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Wii Spawn Camper posted:Feel bad for everyone trying to convince themselves the store brand is exactly the same as the name brand. It’s not. Sometimes it is. Like for whipping cream, it definitely is - any self respecting cook would never use that poo poo in the first place. Whipped cream is literally heavy cream that has been whipped. All the pre-made stuff uses stabilizers that are absolute trash in comparison to something you can 'whip up' in minutes. There are definitely brands that I go out of my way to buy, like I'll take the Juanitas Hominy over the great value brand any day. But i would never stan for a name brand product - the above example demonstrates that when you do that you'll just come off as a total dumbass, at best.
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I've never had cool whip and an unclear on what exactly it is, is it like e.g. mayo where there's a noticeable difference between the flavour of different brands or does it all taste the same?
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May 10, 2024 15:52
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If someone is hosting you and asks for a specific thing by name, just buy the drat thing, even if you're an "it all tastes the same and I'm immune to advertising" level of annoying person.
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small ghost posted:I've never had cool whip and an unclear on what exactly it is, is it like e.g. mayo where there's a noticeable difference between the flavour of different brands or does it all taste the same? Cool whip is pre-made whipped cream. It's not a mayo vs. Miracle whip or butter vs. Margarine situation where the substitute is unworkable. They're both identical and, ironically, a sub-par option for something that is so easy to make that the phrase 'whip it up' is a figure of speech.
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Bifner McDoogle posted:Sometimes it is. Like for whipping cream, it definitely is - any self respecting cook would never use that poo poo in the first place. Whipped cream is literally heavy cream that has been whipped. All the pre-made stuff uses stabilizers that are absolute trash in comparison to something you can 'whip up' in minutes. Bifner McDoogle posted:Cool whip is pre-made whipped cream.
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My family uses the premade stuff because no one can make whipped cream. Last time I tried it I hosed it up. But then I had a brainwave. My mother said that my grandmother made excellent whipped cream and meringue but no one else could do it. She also said she had a reputation for using every pot and dish in the kitchen whenever she cooked. I realized that no one in the family can make a whipped cream because they're not using a clean mixing bowl.
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house of the dad posted:If someone is hosting you and asks for a specific thing by name, just buy the drat thing, even if you're an "it all tastes the same and I'm immune to advertising" level of annoying person. He tried and they were out so he got the generic version, that's it.
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I used to beg my mom to buy cool whip, which I remember having a vaguely fruity undertone not present in actual whipped cream. Don't think I'd care for it now though. rear end rag guy should have just gotten a portable bidet and kept it in a cabinet or something. Or hidden it behind the toilet in his weird setup. e: Halloween Jack posted:I realized that no one in the family can make a whipped cream because they're not using a clean mixing bowl. what the gently caress
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