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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

redshirt posted:

I was supposed to be "off" today, but I just stopped working. For now.

What gives??

providing free labour to your seigneur or? very unfriday of you

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

providing free labour to your seigneur or? very unfriday of you

Oh, I'm billing.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

redshirt posted:

Oh, I'm billing.

very good.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Hollismason posted:

I'm getting a cat.

Show us the list of suspects from the local shelter we'll pick you the best one

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.


Reminds me of a James Bond opening

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

...? thats not what you said earlier. you were excited for a dog

Hes just confused about his new pet hyrax

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Show us the list of suspects from the local shelter we'll pick you the best one

This is where I'm going.

http://treehouseanimals.org/cafe/

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



what size are you looking for? what about activity level?

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.


I wanna nominate Nelson, Peep, and Scamper.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

3 DONG HORSE posted:

what size are you looking for? what about activity level?

I'd like a cat 3 to 5. Medium activity because I won't be home

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

get an old lady cat and you'll never want for snuggles again

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005


Hell yeah. Fuckin' A.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Those are cats op

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993


3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


where are the dogs at

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

3 DONG HORSE posted:

where are the dogs at

who cares

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


You don't want to get an animal from there you can't even connect to the website via HTTPS

A dog rescue would always have valid certificates

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
female cats can be a handful. older males cats freaking rule because they are chill and just want pets

tbh though its best to have cats in pairs, HM

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



well you either get two cats or 1 dog.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

bagmonkey posted:

female cats can be a handful. older males cats freaking rule because they are chill and just want pets

tbh though its best to have cats in pairs, HM

My female cat has taken to burrowing under the covers like a sand worm it owns

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

disappointed that trogdor isn’t a tripod

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

bagmonkey posted:

female cats can be a handful. older males cats freaking rule because they are chill and just want pets

tbh though its best to have cats in pairs, HM

my cats are mom + son and it owns

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I would love a second cat for Bonesaw to groom but he's such a scaredy boy I have no idea how he'd handle it

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




3 DONG HORSE posted:

where are the dogs at

someone let em out

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I was adopting the son from a foster family and they told me he wasn't very independent so they wanted him to be adopted out with his mom and I said hell yeah, but then he bonded with me and got super attached to me and doesn't spend much time with his mom. But I catch them cuddling w/ each other occasionally and its adorable



here's his mom making a face at me because he walked up and tried to sit on her lap like he sits on mine

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

i fuckign love cats no cap

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

He's a good boy

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

My female cat has taken to burrowing under the covers like a sand worm it owns

our newest cat is a female, she's probably about a year old, she's loving hell on wheels and has unlimited energy and has absolutely zero qualms with biting and scratching if she's had enough of your poo poo. cutting nails is a fun adventure, i got bit brushing her last weekend. she's fuckin adorable tho and i love her. the other female cat is our smartest and most "problematic" cat in that she's figured out all sorts of poo poo like how to get into cabinets, how to climb to all sorts of spots, etc. She also tries to escape outside to eat the chipmunks. I love her more than anything in the world

deep dish peat moss posted:

my cats are mom + son and it owns

my two cats are brother and sister and they are fuckin adorable. they cuddle and groom each other and protect each other and stuff. im so happy i got littermates because they generally do an excellent job of caring for each other as long as i do litter and feed em

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Someone just set up a meeting with me for next Friday from 1 - 230 pm

There will be blood (actionable threat)

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Finally got a bit of real work done: Winter dirt road repair. I hoed some dirt, I shoveled some dirt, I tamped down dirt, I put a lot of dirt in a wheelbarrow and fought it down this big hill.

But got a lot left to do. Winter, man. Every year, the same drill.

Beer Gay So What
Apr 20, 2023

THEY MADE THE BEER GAY AND THATS OK
every Friday i am gladdened that Rebecca Black of Friday fame turned out to be a decent human being.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Seth Pecksniff posted:

Someone just set up a meeting with me for next Friday from 1 - 230 pm

There will be blood (actionable threat)

Give me their name and I'll take care of it boss

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Should be a new rap coming in any minute

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




rap lyrics linked at the bottom of every post

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006


bagmonkey posted:

our newest cat is a female, she's probably about a year old, she's loving hell on wheels and has unlimited energy and has absolutely zero qualms with biting and scratching if she's had enough of your poo poo. cutting nails is a fun adventure, i got bit brushing her last weekend. she's fuckin adorable tho and i love her. the other female cat is our smartest and most "problematic" cat in that she's figured out all sorts of poo poo like how to get into cabinets, how to climb to all sorts of spots, etc. She also tries to escape outside to eat the chipmunks. I love her more than anything in the world

my two cats are brother and sister and they are fuckin adorable. they cuddle and groom each other and protect each other and stuff. im so happy i got littermates because they generally do an excellent job of caring for each other as long as i do litter and feed em

We have 2 little gremlins as well. Well one of them is a gremlin and one of them is a perfect angel.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Anderson Koopa posted:

We have 2 little gremlins as well. Well one of them is a gremlin and one of them is a perfect angel.



they're both perfect angels just look @ them

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006


deep dish peat moss posted:

they're both perfect angels just look @ them

Guess which one is the gremlin (Cocoa is not a bad cat, she is just a cat and does cat things.)



- "I know I shouldn't, but I must.

- This one looks like :byodame: to me.

Edit: I feel like garbage and I should probably log off. I have a pristine rap sheet. Can I have a 6er with the following picture?

Anderson Koopa fucked around with this message at 22:28 on May 10, 2024

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

One of my favorite parts of cat ownership is finding them sleeping in unexpected places

CoffeeBoofer
Dec 10, 2023
3 and a half hours of work left and today is pay day. Im going to smoke so much weed

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

the best part of cat ownership is how satisfying it is to smooch their adorable little foreheads after the toxoplasmosis kicks in

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