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Why does the poster for The Baby advertise itself as a comedic sex romp, when it's only that if you're Rich Evans?
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Mega64 posted:Why does the poster for The Baby advertise itself as a comedic sex romp, when it's only that if you're Rich Evans? Are you saying movie studios should make their movie posters only to appeal to rich evans? Seems like would be an odd move on their part.
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May 11, 2024 00:19
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The Last Drive-in with Joe Bob has a good episode for The Baby. That was the only way I could watch it.
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May 11, 2024 00:26
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Ever since hdr screens became common, subtitles have become really distracting. Having a bunch of white hot letters fill up the bottom third of your screen looks bad and people should turn them off. It is not like any of that poo poo is worth reading anyway.
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May 11, 2024 00:48
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Stink Billyums posted:it started because that dick used her as an example of typecasting without actually saying the word typecast, I assume due to mike brain that is correct.
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May 11, 2024 00:48
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DebonaireD posted:Ever since hdr screens became common, subtitles have become really distracting. Having a bunch of white hot letters fill up the bottom third of your screen looks bad and people should turn them off. It is not like any of that poo poo is worth reading anyway. Bring back classic slightly pixelated yellow subtitles
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May 11, 2024 01:29
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Gripweed posted:Bring back classic slightly pixelated yellow subtitles Bring back enunciating
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May 11, 2024 01:31
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*very new yorkishly* I'm Kirsten schalling here!
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May 11, 2024 01:45
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perhaps 2 sound mixes for all streaming films “theater mix” and “normal loving mix so i can hear what characters are saying”
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Red Letter Media 2024: Kristen Schall (& Michelle Yeoh) Appreciation Station
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May 11, 2024 02:27
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i mean hell, to be clear. she's great. michelle yeoh's great too. im just saying she has kristen schaaled a bit and im glad more people are coming around to this
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May 11, 2024 02:30
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This sounds really loving dumb, especially considering the video game was a disaster. But I guess I just don’t have the galaxy brain of the average WB exec.
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May 11, 2024 02:58
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colonelwest posted:This sounds really loving dumb, especially considering the video game was a disaster. I’m fonder of Gollum than most apparently but this is gonna be like the Joey spinoff of movies
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May 11, 2024 03:01
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That DICK! posted:i mean hell, to be clear. she's great. michelle yeoh's great too. im just saying she has kristen schaaled a bit and im glad more people are coming around to this She was the lead actor of an Oscar winning film. It's not a big mystery why she is getting more roles.
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May 11, 2024 03:09
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and that's the crazy part, i actually agree with stupid as poo poo point that's not relevant to the fact that michelle yeoh has kristen schaaled at all
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May 11, 2024 03:22
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stop saying it
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May 11, 2024 04:40
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went to the alamo to see "the last stop in yuma county" from freshman director francis galluppi. a strangers-in-a-room desert crime thriller that wears its influences on its sleeve (coincidentally, it's almost thirty years to the day since the release of tarantino's "pulp fiction"). it was middling, and I'm baffled by the positive reviews it's getting. the references to tarantino (and specifically pulp fiction) are crassly obvious, yet the dialogue and editing have none of the pep. there's very little tension at any given time; the characters are exactly what they are shown to be from their introduction, and none of them are interesting. there's no intrigue or politicking between characters, nothing to drive the scenes forward. when the big powder keg goes off it feels lifeless. gave me flashbacks to bad times at the el royale, except this is even more bland. it looks really good; shouting out dp mac fisken and production designer charlie textor for a superb display of their abilities, since the look of the film is the only thing you can latch onto as enjoyable. I can so clearly see the good version of this film in my head, the only they needed to change was the edit.
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May 11, 2024 04:46
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I watched Serial Mom, good movie
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kalel posted:went to the alamo to see "the last stop in yuma county" from freshman director francis galluppi. a strangers-in-a-room desert crime thriller that wears its influences on its sleeve (coincidentally, it's almost thirty years to the day since the release of tarantino's "pulp fiction"). Is it better or worse than the item
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kalel posted:went to the alamo to see "the last stop in yuma county" from freshman director francis galluppi. a strangers-in-a-room desert crime thriller that wears its influences on its sleeve (coincidentally, it's almost thirty years to the day since the release of tarantino's "pulp fiction"). it was in the early days of free movies on On Demand, and I was all excited for this everyone-wakes-up-in-this-room no-one-is-who-they-seem possible cube knock-off instead of no twists there were too many twists to the point that it was hard to follow and impossible to care about I think the entire thing was filmed in a single room of a disused factory or water reclamation plant or whatever but I mostly remember it as a blur of yellowish-brown color grading and disappointment all in all I do not recommend whatever movie it is I'm thinking of
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May 11, 2024 05:33
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Do you remember when these guys used to review movies? It was pretty cool
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May 11, 2024 05:41
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i like when mike reviews movies. jay is bad at reviewing movies, has bad taste, and i dont give a gently caress what he has to say about new movies
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May 11, 2024 05:45
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What movies do you want them to review? Dune 2? I'm going to give it a wild guess and say they would have thought it was good. Saved you 50 hypothetical minutes
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May 11, 2024 05:45
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meat police posted:Do you remember when these guys used to review movies? It was pretty cool I'm ready for a prestige soft reboot of Half in the Bag starring Patton, Mac, and Jack Quaid. Coming soon to Amazon Prime.
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May 11, 2024 05:46
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No Mods No Masters posted:What movies do you want them to review? Dune 2? I'm going to give it a wild guess and say they would have thought it was good. Saved you 50 hypothetical minutes Hundreds of Beavers.
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There’s no time to film a HitB we need to start rolling on Josh and Jack’s re:View of Honey I Shrunk the Kids
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May 11, 2024 05:51
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No Mods No Masters posted:What movies do you want them to review? Dune 2? I'm going to give it a wild guess and say they would have thought it was good. Saved you 50 hypothetical minutes anything really, I just like the opinion of some beatdown vhs repairmen GEEZ
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Endless Trash posted:There’s no time to film a HitB we need to start rolling on Josh and Jack’s re:View of Honey I Shrunk the Kids lmao please don't will this into existence
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henkman posted:I watched Serial Mom, good movie Nice
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just watched I Saw the TV Glow as part of the seattle international film festival. i liked it but was disappointed with the ending. the q&a with Jane Schoenbrun was decent but short. Cool visuals, cool soundtrack, good acting, crazy cameos (fred durst!), but didnt blow me away.
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May 11, 2024 09:55
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khwarezm posted:Kojima all made sense for me when I realized he's just the Japanese mirror image of a western weeb. I think there's strong evidence that Konami in general maybe was full of reverse weebs. someone there clearly had the tape hookup for every Arnold movie. I imagine that's how we ended up with silent hill having kindergarten cop textures. they did a lot of games based on western properties too. could it all have been kojima influence? ....yeah maybe Hackers film 1995 posted:perhaps 2 sound mixes for all streaming films “theater mix” and “normal loving mix so i can hear what characters are saying” I noticed the fallout show had a few different options for "dialog boost" or such in the audio drop-down, that was nice.
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May 11, 2024 10:02
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The snake oil salesman in Fallout reminds me of xjakk. His mannerisms and appearance, not the chicken-loving.
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DebonaireD posted:Ever since hdr screens became common, subtitles have become really distracting. Having a bunch of white hot letters fill up the bottom third of your screen looks bad and people should turn them off. It is not like any of that poo poo is worth reading anyway. HDR is loving garbage, turn that motion smoothing tier poo poo off and retrain everybody in marketing to undertake more important work as scaffolding for coral reefs to grow on.
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May 11, 2024 10:15
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gollum is kristen schaaling
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Kristen Schaal would actually be a great Gollum, Andy Serkis clearly isn't Kristen Schaaling enough.
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No Mods No Masters posted:What movies do you want them to review? Mobile Suit Gundam Seed Freedom
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Nigmaetcetera posted:The snake oil salesman in Fallout reminds me of xjakk. His mannerisms and appearance, not the chicken-loving. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ2cYZWX9tM
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May 11, 2024 14:09
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Endless Trash posted:Bring back enunciating man who registered for the something awful forums before the great recession: what's with the trend of inaudible dialogue in movies these days
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May 11, 2024 14:15
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Oh I get it now, xjakk models himself on this guy. I don’t blame him, this guy seems cool in a histrionic kind of way.
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do you think martin short watched the baby when he was preparing for his role in clifford
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