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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Splicer posted:

I'm not sure I agree that it's not the place to fight the fight - a lot of big changes have been catalysed by an instance of someone refusing to comply with <bad thing>.

What makes (white) sovcits hilarious is their reasons and reasoning. His arguments are legal nonsense, and their theme makes it very likely that him getting mad at border control guards at all is just a stopped clock taking a quick break between getting mad about rescinded driving licences and court enforced child support.

Dollars to donuts these guys often complain that “Brandon’s just leaving our borders wide open!”

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caspergers
Oct 1, 2021
https://i.imgur.com/w4cXyrZ.mp4

Sorry for the obnoxious watermarks

https://i.imgur.com/jDsbTR4.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/STGW3E8.mp4

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.




The trashcan lid one is the perfect "little kids can be funny as poo poo" video.
Edit: Whoops, apparently didn't copy to my clipboard:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=674IFkAj_1s

On the other hand, my original gif I posted fits here too.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Kenny Powers lives

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

In one of those video clips, the one with the dude in khakis jumping in a trampoline, the guy turns into a badly animated cgi actor from like crazy taxi, I literally have trouble comprehending how his body galvanized and twisted itself

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Crazypoops posted:

The brother in the orange T-shirt slowly realizing dumb rear end is full of poo poo as they get arrested

You can see him losing his bull poo poo tough guy facade when they start taking about arrests as he turns into a the ten year old he always was inside.


They were totally pumping each other up while in the line too


The cops can eat poo poo but I hate these two guys with every fiber of my being they are the loving worst people you could ever deal with.

Those two need to be thrown into a wood chipper, gently caress anyone who spouts the pseudolegal sovcit bullshit

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
that baby is super baptised now

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Scratch Monkey posted:

Dollars to donuts these guys often complain that “Brandon’s just leaving our borders wide open!”

"We only wanted border patrol to stop 'those people'."

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/yMav7MB.mp4

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Shaddak posted:

"We only wanted border patrol to stop 'those people'."

aka "I only wanted adolf hitler to magic away 'those people', not kill my grandad in normandy."

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sd7qd4JBoT1s1ddrj_720.mp4

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/3oG4Viu.mp4

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005



that ham slap at 0:19 gets me everytime. if anyones got the ham slap comp please do the needful.

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!


Look buddy, if you work out a better way to suck your own dick I'm all ears, but until then I'm sticking with what works

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

Flint_Paper posted:

Look buddy, if you work out a better way to suck your own dick I'm all ears, but until then I'm sticking with what works

Friend of a friend broke his neck doing something similar, now he has to suck his own dick through a straw :(

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Paper Tiger posted:

Friend of a friend broke his neck doing something similar, now he has to suck his own dick through a straw :(

where can you get one of those straws

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


tactlessbastard posted:

where can you get one of those straws

you can get food grade hose of just about any diameter probably a good place to start

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

pixaal posted:

you can get food grade hose of just about any diameter probably a good place to start
Internal diameter tends to bottom out at 0.5mm

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

tactlessbastard posted:

where can you get one of those straws

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/7k8zQaY.mp4

gently caress you douchebag motorcycle rider, I hope your bike bursts into flames.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Shageletic posted:

In one of those video clips, the one with the dude in khakis jumping in a trampoline, the guy turns into a badly animated cgi actor from like crazy taxi, I literally have trouble comprehending how his body galvanized and twisted itself

Like what the hell is happening here

https://streamable.com/9cm6nv]

Cw: for non-eucleudean geometry person physics

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Splicer posted:

Internal diameter tends to bottom out at 0.5mm

Excellent!

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

I've been looking for this drat comic forever, thanks man

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.


Lol at their expressions at the end.

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021
Weve got our own 11foot 8 called the Louisville Can Opener

https://i.imgur.com/nLz1ivt.mp4

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

https://imgur.com/8DOBjBf.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Why is the bike making GBS threads fire and pieces did it have taco bell?

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Karate Bastard posted:

Why is the bike making GBS threads fire and pieces did it have taco bell?

he's revving the poo poo out of the engine and it got so hot it ignited

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

Karate Bastard posted:

Why is the bike making GBS threads fire and pieces did it have taco bell?

did you just infer that eating taco bell would cause gastric distress

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts
So racist

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

did you just infer that eating taco bell would cause gastric distress

They implied it you inferred it.

Tagra
Apr 7, 2006

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.


Schad is on me because my image search skills are poo poo. Can anyone find the image of the grey cat in a crowd of puppies making a :stare: face?

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tagra posted:

Schad is on me because my image search skills are poo poo. Can anyone find the image of the grey cat in a crowd of puppies making a :stare: face?



also

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
He did way better than I expected tbh:

https://i.imgur.com/16Y0VOd.mp4

Vlaphor
Dec 18, 2005

Lipstick Apathy
Think about how easy it is to sprain your ankle while out and about, and now imagine your ankle is actually your neck...

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

Finally a sport where you can use your mind.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap



Been a while since a really quality good way to gently caress up your back post

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://i.imgur.com/zyxGSla.mp4

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AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

goddamn if it could do that to the sensor what does it do to an eye?

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