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I am angry ANGRY ABOUT FAKE WHIPPED CREAM
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:True. A guy asked me to pass him the kleenex, and I handed him a box of Royale tissues. Did she complain he was squirting the wrong brand of semen?
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May 11, 2024 01:55
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The_Franz posted:The plastic-flower-in-a-tube in question: and amazon helpfully suggests I buy some lighters and scrubber pads to go with my decorative glass rose. Thanks algorithm!
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May 11, 2024 01:59
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I don't want "whipped topping", goddamn it. I'm a Cool Whip man! (ref. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ4z0QhD92Y) Eletriarnation fucked around with this message at 02:06 on May 11, 2024 |
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May 11, 2024 02:02
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It's cool whip time, baby! E: my dad used to eat a poo poo ton of cool whip, by itself, because "it's mostly air!" He also went through a hardcore Atkins phase and would scoop up huge wads of butter with a piece of turkey bacon and slurp that right up. In his old age he found some YouTuber that convinced him to go on an all-meat diet and that is...literally all he eats. He's had multiple strokes and heart attacks and can barely move or function in any way but he's sticking to the meat thing. artsy fartsy fucked around with this message at 02:12 on May 11, 2024 |
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May 11, 2024 02:07
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGbqDQ93-vI
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May 11, 2024 02:10
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I guess I would hear someone asking for Coolwhip as the same way as someone asking for a Xerox or Kleenex, where its a generic term.
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May 11, 2024 02:13
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carrionman posted:A guy I know said he was bringing whisky but the loving piece of poo poo brought whiskey. I mean Sunny D guy did also bring SoCo when he said he was bringing whiskey. I was the rear end in a top hat for giving him another chance lol
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May 11, 2024 02:14
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What would be a good generic name for Cool Whip? Phat Lash?
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May 11, 2024 02:17
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lol That's what that kid sees after doing a whole can of ready whip
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May 11, 2024 02:18
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Odd posted:An Aldi opened up near me a little while ago and their whole thing is "low prices because almost everything is store brand" and i'll tell you that their store brand is actually pretty dang good. This is USA aldi, i've heard the european original versions are not as great They're great, I'm really sad that my last move took me out of Aldi territory. It's funny, because we went there a lot when I was a little kid because it was the cheapo place to get a lot of mediocre food for not too much money. But they changed it around sometime since then, they're still on the cheaper end but they somehow have quality items now. Everyone back home goes there regularly, I'm so jealous that I can't anymore 
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May 11, 2024 02:23
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You're either in Aldi teritory or Trader Joe's territory, thanks to a sibling rivalry/feud that uses grocery stores as proxies
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May 11, 2024 02:24
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:You're either in Aldi teritory or Trader Joe's territory, thanks to a sibling rivalry/feud that uses grocery stores as proxies Aldi and Trader Joe's are owned by the same company, but often operate in the same area. There are both where I live.
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May 11, 2024 02:47
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:Aldi and Trader Joe's are owned by the same company
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May 11, 2024 02:49
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Be that as it may, TJs is some quality shopping for reasonable prices. Near me I have a Target and a TJ's, and the TJ's is a buck or more less on common items like milk, eggs , and butter.
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May 11, 2024 03:06
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artsy fartsy posted:It's cool whip time, baby! Give him a sip of apple cider if you want to give him horrible nightmares like Jordan Peterson did.
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May 11, 2024 03:08
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artsy fartsy posted:What would be a good generic name for Cool Whip? It's already "Whipped Topping".
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May 11, 2024 03:09
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Safety Dance posted:It's already "Whipped Topping". Gnarly Wallop
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May 11, 2024 03:16
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:Aldi and Trader Joe's are owned by the same company, but often operate in the same area. There are both where I live. No, there’s two different parent Aldi companies, because they got split up after WW2.
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May 11, 2024 03:16
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mystes posted:No they aren't
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May 11, 2024 03:20
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That backstory sounds like it would make for good reddit material. I want to sell cigarettes but my brother says they'll attract shoplifters, AITA?
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May 11, 2024 03:20
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Odd posted:They're both owned by Albrecht Discounts, a german company. I don't know what that means for people in other countries but your opposition was wrong. The prices, however, are right!!! Trader Joes is owned by Aldi Nord and the Aldi chain in the US is owned by Aldi Sud. So confusingly, they aren't actually owned by the same company even though they are both owned by companies with Aldi in the name. mystes fucked around with this message at 03:40 on May 11, 2024 |
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May 11, 2024 03:35
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being an american sounds exhausting, you have to know so many brand names and have opinions on them AITA for leaving dinner because my sister was late… again? quote:I (27F) had plans to go out to dinner with my sister (30F) as we do every month. She lives in my hometown and I live in the next state over with my BF, we’re about 35 mins to an hour apart depending on traffic. We agreed to meet closer to hometown with my mom.
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May 11, 2024 03:36
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Sister isn't late for her friends so she's clearly doing it on purpose. NTA, and destruct all fuckheads who try this type of power play.
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May 11, 2024 03:41
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Ah, the chronically tardy, always a fun topic. Yes, they always do it on purpose. They will actively waste more and more time especially when they see people waiting for them.
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May 11, 2024 03:41
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My paternal grandfather was like that, it was absolutely a power play to see how long he could get people to wait for him. He was a member of the local landrover club amd eventually even they got sick of his bullshit and would all just pack up and leave when they were ready, he could sort his own poo poo. In the long run the joke was on him, they were out on a beach for a BBQ dinner and while he was loving around packing up they left, then he had a stroke which, according to the Dr, probably paralyzed him and he died overnight of hypothermia. If there had been people there he'd probably have lived. A rough laugh, but he absolutely deserved it the walking piece of poo poo, it's the only joy he ever caused anyone.
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May 11, 2024 05:12
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mllaneza posted:Be that as it may, TJs is some quality shopping for reasonable prices. Near me I have a Target and a TJ's, and the TJ's is a buck or more less on common items like milk, eggs , and butter. Wow, quality shopping at reasonable prices? Now that sounds like something to sing about! Ooooooohhhhh Trader Joe's! Oh baby, yeah!
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May 11, 2024 05:50
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Wow, quality shopping at reasonable prices? Now that sounds like something to sing about! I plead that I grew up when cliched poo poo like that was common in advertising.
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May 11, 2024 06:01
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Mx. posted:being an american sounds exhausting, you have to know so many brand names and have opinions on them That's the power of the free market, baby!  
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May 11, 2024 06:02
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you also need to have opinions about all 50 states as well which ones have the best gas station food
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May 11, 2024 06:15
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That one's easy: "Every state other than mine is poo poo". Unless you're from Ohio or Alabama, in which case it's "Get me the hell out of here"
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May 11, 2024 06:17
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I need my pure corn sugar product exactly the way I like it God drat it. Pepsi is unpatriotic.
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May 11, 2024 06:54
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Learning about Cool Whip finally radicalized me into a maoist insurgent
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May 11, 2024 08:05
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The Alchemist posted:Learning about Cool Whip finally radicalized me into a maoist insurgent I have important news about landlords for you.
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May 11, 2024 08:40
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Mx. posted:being an american sounds exhausting, you have to know so many brand names and have opinions on them
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May 11, 2024 09:39
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TACD posted:Feeling pretty happy right now that (as far as I know) we don’t have cool whip in the UK. This isn't just chilled dessert flavour whipped oil topping, this is M&S chilled dessert flavour whipped oil topping.
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May 11, 2024 09:44
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people from the UK need to form opinions on important things instead, like the acceptability of knock-off colin caterpillars
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May 11, 2024 09:46
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One of my bosses when I lived in florida brought her familys signature dessert to a potluck one time, it was a huge bowl of cool whip with bite sized snickers stirred in 
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May 11, 2024 10:26
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Steve Vader posted:You know sometimes people ask for specific brands because of allergies. this is driving me bonkers tho because this is like, real cheese vs fake cheez sauce, not store brand vs name brand - it isn't actually whipped cream! it acts as a low-cal whipped cream substitute but they have different properties when used in baking. Cool Whip is sometimes used not just as a topping, but as an ingredient in the desert itself because it is more stable and gives a fluffy but stable texture, whereas whipped cream just melts into fluid when hitting room temp. Whipped cream, a temporary thing, vs a whipped frozen oil clump that never settles, they have entirely different textures. Recipes that call for Cool Whip to be used instead of whipped cream do so because the recipes will come together in a certain way with the Cool Whip - there's a pretty infamous chocolate pudding pie that's just chocolate jello and Cool Whip and if you replaced the Cool Whip with whipped cream it would just be a runny mess. Are these likely recipes likely from the Cool Whip packaging that Auntie Gayle has made into a family recipe? Yes. But if you replace Cool Whip with whipped cream in those recipes - and it's for anything besides the top of the cake or pie - you could absolutely get something that doesn't set right. THAT is why people go bonkers about it needing to be Cool Whip (TM). They likely have a recipe that needs the non-melting property as a stabilizer. StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 10:53 on May 11, 2024 |
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Mx. posted:people from the UK need to form opinions on important things instead, like the acceptability of knock-off colin caterpillars A blow against Marks is a blow against the Tories. Nationalise Colin immediately.
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