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Technical support contracts for TempleOS and Plan9 (No SLA)
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an ai app that turns a drawing on a napkin into a professional visio diagram but seriously someone make this
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May 2, 2024 17:58
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an app that takes people's garbage poo poo done in figma* and turns it into illegible drawings on a napkin like it deserves *Balls
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May 2, 2024 18:27
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:an app that takes people's garbage poo poo done in figma* and turns it into illegible drawings on a napkin like it deserves I have actual serious thoughts about designers not working on paper or whiteboards anymore
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May 2, 2024 18:42
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qirex posted:I have actual serious thoughts about designers not working on paper or whiteboards anymore I agree fwiw
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May 2, 2024 18:49
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it's mostly "old man yells at cloud-based design software" but there's actual research about how transcribing an idea improves both understanding of the problem and my own experience when doing this stuff when I used to go whiteboard > at least one round of paper > computer of course most folks don't have time to work that way anymore [including me] which is I suspect the real problem
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May 2, 2024 18:54
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qirex posted:it's mostly "old man yells at cloud-based design software" but there's actual research about how transcribing an idea improves both understanding of the problem and my own experience when doing this stuff when I used to go whiteboard > at least one round of paper > computer a while back i transcribed all of the tao de ching and it was super rewarding imo
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May 2, 2024 18:56
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Perplx posted:an ai app that turns a drawing on a napkin into a professional visio diagram Isn't this already a thing? Or just an AI demo?
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May 3, 2024 06:22
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a company that sells company and product names by being a trademark squatter (like domain squatter) backed by AI trained on press releases of futuristic upcoming product categories (space, precision fermentation cheeses, space cheese, etc) and comedic cutesy puns for product names
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May 3, 2024 06:49
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american drones TM -- an american gladiators / battlebots media empire ripoff but humans vs nerf gun ai robots and DJI drones programmed to plow into contestants wearing helmets and a lot of safety padding let the public see the future battlefield  
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May 3, 2024 08:37
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Internet Old One posted:A sleeping pod filled with warm vibrating glycerine and sensors you glue to your body that record whatever, leds and speakers for flashing lights and tones for "health". this but it also jacks you off
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May 3, 2024 09:34
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:this but it also jacks you off This but some sort of vibrating biofeedback crystal buttplug that makes a report about the biological age of your pelvic floor and tracks your prostate volume. Besides if it jacks you off from the front then it'll complicate the erection sensor cuff.
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May 3, 2024 13:59
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Internet Old One posted:A sleeping pod filled with warm vibrating glycerine and sensors you glue to your body that record whatever, leds and speakers for flashing lights and tones for "health". no thanks Asymmetric POSTer posted:this but it also jacks you off i'll take five of them
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May 3, 2024 15:02
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ 10 years later and still relevant
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May 3, 2024 15:18
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N.Z.'s Champion posted:american drones TM -- an american gladiators / battlebots media empire ripoff but humans vs nerf gun ai robots and DJI drones programmed to plow into contestants wearing helmets and a lot of safety padding do the humans get live rounds?
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May 3, 2024 15:42
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yes why not
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May 3, 2024 22:25
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Roosevelt posted:do the humans get live rounds? now, when you say "get," do you mean, uh, how do i uhhh
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May 3, 2024 23:36
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LieutenantFrost posted:call me fido then nobody cares about your fursona
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May 3, 2024 23:39
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A startup that makes open source software that uses one or more videos of someone typing their password to find the password. Then we release staged TikTok videos of teenagers stealing their teachers passwords and hacking wifi. Then we make money selling software and training solutions to combat the problem. The software just makes you type extra random keystrokes when entering your password and it makes signing into anything into a hellish experience. The training is not exposing your screen to the window. Our business plan involves starting with, boomers, moving to credulous k12 administrators, and then pivoting to the government once we've established our brand. Internet Old One fucked around with this message at 18:55 on May 7, 2024 |
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May 7, 2024 18:52
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service that solves captchas for you
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May 8, 2024 11:26
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:service that solves captchas for you it’s advertised as ai but it’s really just a click farm overseas
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May 8, 2024 15:12
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a subscription magazine that features interest articles and pictures of naked ladies
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May 9, 2024 08:24
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fart simpson posted:a subscription magazine that features interest articles and pictures of naked ladies this, but both the articles and pictures are ai-generated
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May 9, 2024 08:38
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a boutique custom blended pet kibble, called kibibytes you send in a fur sample which is dna analyzed (and the data sold naturally), then we send a custom blend of kibble every month also get a loot crate of treats and plastic trash (aka “toys”)
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May 10, 2024 15:48
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a boutique custom blended solid meal replacement, called kibibytes you send in a dna sample which is analyzed (and the data sold naturally), then we send a custom blend of human kibble every month. complete nutrition in a bowl. also get a loot crate of snacks
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May 10, 2024 15:53
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and it's called human kibble because i, the consumer, am human, right?
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May 10, 2024 15:56
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we never sell data to third parties* *we sell data to our subsidiary geneebytes, and we have no control over who they sell that data to
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May 10, 2024 15:58
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:and it's called human kibble because i, the consumer, am human, right? uhh yeah for sure we don’t actually use “human kibble” in marketing copy, we just heavily imply it. that would be too on the nose internally we absolutely call it kibble though
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May 10, 2024 16:00
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ok doing some research i guess "human grade" pet food is a thing...
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May 10, 2024 16:08
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I know I'm always eating human grade chow
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May 10, 2024 21:10
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sorry but bachelor chow already exists; it's called soylent
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May 11, 2024 09:31
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company that sends a dirt cheap WiFi+USB printer to every household in the US with like a 10-page cheap ink cart/printhead after doing deals to sell 50-page carts at gas stations, convenience stores, and drugstores for $9.99 with $1 rebate for mailing in your old cart if it just worked it could instantly ruin the market for lovely but more expensive printers with way more expensive ink oh wait these were supposed to be jokes not things I wish people would do
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May 11, 2024 10:46
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eschaton posted:oh wait these were supposed to be jokes not things I wish people would do we just need a YOSPOS nonprofit ideas thread
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May 11, 2024 13:15
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company that sells weed vapes, but one in 1000 is actually dmt
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May 11, 2024 13:18
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eschaton posted:company that sends a dirt cheap WiFi+USB printer to every household in the US with like a 10-page cheap ink cart/printhead after doing deals to sell 50-page carts at gas stations, convenience stores, and drugstores for $9.99 with $1 rebate for mailing in your old cart I just assume everyone “steals materials” by printing things at work like I do, op
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May 11, 2024 13:54
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Branch Nvidian posted:I just assume everyone “steals materials” by printing things at work like I do, op im calling the police
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May 11, 2024 13:56
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when you go to check out an audiobook or ebook or whatever from your library app or Libby, and there's a waitlist, have an option to buy a copy (at a discount???) for your library and get to check it out immediately
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May 13, 2024 01:44
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a service that crawls AliExpress to sort the actual factory direct stores out from the various resellers
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May 13, 2024 01:45
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some employees misuse company equipment for their own benefit (eg mining bitcoin) but there's probably a broader market category for disgruntled employees who want to misuse company stuff these products should be discrete and able to be used in the workplace without arousing suspicion. they will also have legitimate uses as a cover story
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youve heard of "god of the gaps" ? get ready for "god of the baps"
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