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Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


Y/O
Hoshoryu
Kirishima
Kotozakura

S/K
Wakamotoharu
Onosato
Abi

M1-5
Ura
Tobizaru
Takayasu

M6-10
Nishikigi
Midorifuji
Tamawashi

M11+
Ichiyamamoto
Roga
Tomokaze

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Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003
Thank you everyone working to keep the fantasy sumo going.

Y/O:
Kotozakura
Takakeisho
Hoshoryu

S/K:
Wakamotoharu
Abi
Onosato

M1-5:
Tobizaru
Ura
Takayasu

M6-10:
Midorifuji
Shodai
Nishikigi

M11+:
Hokutofuji
Roga
Ichiyamamoto

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Thanks for running the basho! Here's my draft based purely on vibes.

Y/O:
Hoshoryu
Kotozakura
Kirishima

S/K:
Abi
Onosato
Wakamotoharu

M1-5:
Ura
Oho
Onosho

M6-10:
Mitakeumi
Kinbozan
Tamawashi

M11+:
Hokutofuji
Tokihayate
Roga

CodFishBalls
Jul 1, 2023
Y/O:
Kirishima
Kotozakura
Terunofuji

S/K:
Onosato
Wakamotoharu
Abi

M1-5:
Daieisho
Gonoyama
Takayasu

M6-10:
Nishikigi
SHODAI
Kinbozan

M11+:
Ryuden
Roga
Hokutofuji

Helianthus Annuus
Feb 21, 2006

can i touch your hand
Grimey Drawer
i'm ready for fantasy fantasy sumo! my picks:

Y/O:
Hoshoryu
Kirishima
Kotozakura

S/K:
Onosato
Wakamotoharu
Abi

M1-5:
Takayasu
Gonoyama
Atamifuji

M6-10:
Shodai
Shonannoumi
Kotoshoho

M11+:
Hokutofuji
Tokihayate
Nishikifuji

whats for dinner
Sep 25, 2006

IT TURN OUT METAL FOR DINNER!

Thanks heaps Robviously and Banana Canada for running this!

Y/O:
Hoshoryu
Kotozakura
Kirishima

S/K:
Onosato
Wakamotoharu
Abi

M1-5:
Gonoyama
Atamifuji
Ura

M6-10:
Kinbozan
Shodai
Midorifuji

M11+:
Oshoma
Tokihayate
Roga

Tiny Bug Child
Sep 11, 2004

Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror
Y/O:
Hoshoryu
Kotozakura
Kirishima

S/K:
Abi
Wakamotoharu
Onosato

M1-5:
Takayasu
Atamifuji
Gonoyama

M6-10:
Kotoshoho
Tamawashi
Kinbozan

M11+:
Tokihayate
Oshoma
Ichiyamamoto

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Khizan posted:

Reposting the banzuke here, broken down into tiers. Asanoyama and Takerufuji have announced kyujo as of the time of this posting and so are not included on it.

code:
Y1e Terunofuji
O1e Hoshoryu		O1w Kotozakura
O2e Takakeisho		O2w Kirishima

S1e Wakamotoharu	S1w Abi
			K1w Onosato

M1e Atamifuji		M1w Daieisho
M2e Hiradoumi		M2w Gonoyama
M3e Takayasu		M3w Tobizaru
M4e Oho			M4w Ura
M5e Onosho		M5w Meisei

			M6w Midorifuji
M7e Nishikigi		M7w Mitakeumi
M8e Takanosho		M8w Kotoshoho
M9e Tamawashi		M9w Shodai
M10e Shonannoumi	M10w Kinbozan

M11e Sadanoumi		M11w Hokutofuji
M12e Ichiyamamoto	M12w Nishikifuji
M13e Mitoryu		M13w Churanoumi
M14e Ryuden		M14w Oshoma
M15e Tokihayate		M15w Roga
M16e Tomokaze		M16w Takarafuji
M17e Tsurugisho	

Terunofuji
Kotozakura
Kirishima

Wakamotoharu
Onosato
Abi

Gonoyama
Ura
Oho

Kinbozan
Shodai
Kotoshoho

Tokihayate
Tomokaze
Hokotofuji

Boogalo
Jul 8, 2012

Meep Meep




Getting in under the wire

y/o
Hoshoryu
Kirishima
Takakeishi

S/K
Wakamotoharu
Onosato
Onosato

1-5
Daeiesho
Hiradoumi
Onosho

6-11
Nishikigi
Shodai
Kinbozan

11+
Roga
Sadanoumi
Hokutofuji

Juryo:
Bushozan

Bentai
Jul 8, 2004


NERF THIS!


Looks like the sumo app is still showing fight results even when it’s configured to hide them.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Y/O:
Kotozakura
Terunufuji
Hoshoryu

S/K:
Wakamotoharu
Abi
Onosato

M1-5:
Gonoyama
Ura
Tobizaru


M6-10:
Tamawashi
Nishikigi
Takanosho

M11+:
Oshoma
Ichiyamamoto
Tokihayate


Juryo:

Endo

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
drat, Onosato has a deep voice

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


Chaos basho already on Day 1 LMFAO

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
no zeki

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:
Day 1 The new generation standing up today, love to see it. That Onosato performance was downright Teru-esque.

whats for dinner
Sep 25, 2006

IT TURN OUT METAL FOR DINNER!

lol what a start

Paratan
Jan 1, 2008

it's sumo, folks
Kind goons, thank you for helping me watch sumo last basho
I think I can catch up and keep up with makuuchi now. bless

Bentai posted:

Looks like the sumo app is still showing fight results even when it’s configured to hide them.

The setting technically says it's for "notifications", so it's just how it's always been iirc

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Natto still up to doingt his basho; Vids on his telegram channel.

I’m going to make sure I give the new NSK service a good run as well, though. A little bummed that the app spoils results, yeah.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Holy poo poo what a day 1

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
I'm going to spoiler that Takayasu has a new mawashi colour just so it doesn't catch anyone else off guard.

The rest of day one i'm shutting up about because you just gotta watch it lmao

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Just finished Day 1

loving Awesome

Basho off off to a great start

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
So my opinion of the NSK app is pretty high, aside from the fact that there's no way to turn off the spoiler results it seems. The camera angles are clearly not as good as the NHK broadcast but it's not a dealbreaker. If Natto disappeared tomorrow I could get by on this, easily. Going to keep supporting them with my money for now and I'm pumping them feedback, hoping they're receptive to making some changes or at least hearing opinions about the spoiler thing, etc.

Robviously
Aug 21, 2010

Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

Thank you all for your patience; this was a hell of a way to start our journey of Sumo for May. Below is the fantasy draft. Given that it is Mother's Day in the US, I'm currently a little more busy than I thought I would be today but will attempt to have a scorecard up later today. Please feel free to double check my work. The tops ranks were a pain in the rear end but I think almost everyone got someone they wanted and no-one who didn't want Abi got Abi.

code:
Liquid Communism	
Y/O:	Kotozakura	
S/K:	Wakamotoharu	
M1-5:	Atamifuji	
M6-M10:	Nishikigi	
M11+:	Tokihayate


Single Tight Female	
Y/O:	Hoshoryu	
S/K:	Abi	
M1-5:	Tobizaru	
M6-M10:	Shodai	
M11+:	Ichiyamamoto


Dead Goon	
Y/O:	Kotozakura	
S/K:	Onosato	
M1-5:	Atamifuji	
M6-M10:	Shodai	
M11+:	Roga


Average Lettuce	
Y/O:	Hoshoryu	
S/K:	Wakamotoharu	
M1-5:	Meisei	
M6-M10:	Kinbozan	
M11+:	Sadanoumi


Khizan	
Y/O:	Kotozakura	
S/K:	Kotozakura	
M1-5:	Atamifuji	
M6-M10:	Shodai	
M11+:	Sadanoumi


Kuros	
Y/O:	Kotozakura	
S/K:	Onosato	
M1-5:	Atamifuji	
M6-M10:	Nishikigi	
M11+:	Roga


Saturnine Aberrance	
Y/O:	Hoshoryu	
S/K:	Wakamotoharu	
M1-5:	Takayasu	
M6-M10:	Midorifuji	
M11+:	Oshoma


Samuel L Hacksaw	
Y/O:	Hoshoryu	
S/K:	Wakamotoharu	
M1-5:	Atamifuji	
M6-M10:	Shodai	
M11+:	Hokotufuji


FART BOSS	
Y/O:	Hoshoryu	
S/K:	Onosato	
M1-5:	Daieisho	
M6-M10:	Hoshoryu	
M11+:	Hokotufuji


pseudodragon	
Y/O:	Kotozakura	
S/K:	Onosato	
M1-5:	Atamifuji	
M6-M10:	Mitakeumi	
M11+:	Ichiyamamoto


Bentai	
Y/O:	Hoshoryu	
S/K:	Wakamotoharu	
M1-5:	Atamifuji	
M6-M10:	Tamawashi	
M11+:	Hoshoryu


Greekonomics	
Y/O:	Hoshoryu	
S/K:	Onosato	
M1-5:	Takayasu	
M6-M10:	MItakeumi	
M11+:	MItoryu


bartolimu	
Y/O:	Kotozakura	
S/K:	Wakamotoharu	
M1-5:	Takayasu	
M6-M10:	Tamawashi	
M11+:	Hokotofuji


Eldoop	
Y/O:	Hoshoryu	
S/K:	Wakamotoharu	
M1-5:	Atamifuji	
M6-M10:	Midorifuji	
M11+:	Hokotofuji


Kerrzhe	
Y/O:	Kotozakura	
S/K:	Onosato	
M1-5:	Ura	
M6-M10:	Shodai	
M11+:	Hokutofuji


Beexofel	
Y/O:	Takakeisho	
S/K:	Wakamotoharu	
M1-5:	Tobizaru	
M6-M10:	Midorifuji	
M11+:	Oshoma


ratmosphere	
Y/O:	Hoshoryu	
S/K:	Wakamotoharu	
M1-5:	Takayasu	
M6-M10:	Mitakeumi	
M11+:	Tomokaze


fearless	
Y/O:	Kirishima	
S/K:	Onosato	
M1-5:	Daieisho	
M6-M10:	Midorifuji	
M11+:	Hokutofuji


Ice Phisherman	
Y/O:	Kotozakura	
S/K:	Wakamotoharu	
M1-5:	Ura	
M6-M10:	Kinbozan	
M11+:	Ichiyamamoto


Teddybear	
Y/O:	Hoshoryu	
S/K:	Onosato	
M1-5:	Takayasu	
M6-M10:	MItakeumi	
M11+:	Mitoryu


anakha	
Y/O:	Kotozakura	
S/K:	Wakamotoharu	
M1-5:	Daieisho	
M6-M10:	Kinbozan	
M11+:	Hokutofuji


MyChemicalImbalance	
Y/O:	Hoshoryu	
S/K:	Wakamotoharu	
M1-5:	Tobizaru	
M6-M10:	Midorifuji	
M11+:	Tsurugisho


Xerzes	
Y/O:	Kotozakura	
S/K:	Wakamotoharu	
M1-5:	Tobizaru	
M6-M10:	Tamawashi	
M11+:	Ichiyamamoto


Banana Canada	
Y/O:	Hoshoryu	
S/K:	Onosato	
M1-5:	Daieisho	
M6-M10:	Midorifuji	
M11+:	Oshoma


Iron Chef Nex	
Y/O:	Kotozakura	
S/K:	Onosato	
M1-5:	Hiradoumi	
M6-M10:	Kotoshoho	
M11+:	Tokihayate


NTRabbit	
Y/O:	Kotozakura	
S/K:	Onosato	
M1-5:	Oho	
M6-M10:	Midorifuji	
M11+:	Tokihayate


Netsky	
Y/O:	Kiriushima	
S/K:	Onosato	
M1-5:	Daieisho	
M6-M10:	Mitakeumi	
M11+:	Sadanoumi


Mode 7	
Y/O:	Kirishima	
S/K:	Wakamotoharu	
M1-5:	Tobizaru	
M6-M10:	MIdorifuji	
M11+:	Tomokaze


bessantj	
Y/O:	Kirishima	
S/K:	Onosato	
M1-5:	Ura	
M6-M10:	Shonannoumi	
M11+:	Oshoma


rare Magic card l00k	
Y/O:	Kirishima	
S/K:	Onosato	
M1-5:	Gonoyama	
M6-M10:	Tamawashi	
M11+:	Tsurugisho


Communist Thoughts	
Y/O:	Kirishima	
S/K:	Onosato	
M1-5:	Takayasu	
M6-M10:	Kinbozan	
M11+:	Ichiyamamoto


Fluffdaddy	
Y/O:	Kirishima	
S/K:	Abi	
M1-5:	Daieisho	
M6-M10:	Shodai	
M11+:	Roga


Crusty Nutsack	
Y/O:	Kirishima	
S/K:	Abi	
M1-5:	Ura	
M6-M10:	Nishikigi	
M11+:	Ichiyamamoto


Medenmath	
Y/O:	Takakeisho	
S/K:	Abi	
M1-5:	Tobizaru	
M6-M10:	Shodai	
M11+:	Hokutofuji


Vargatron	
Y/O:	Kirishima	
S/K:	Abi	
M1-5:	Ura	
M6-M10:	Mitakeumi	
M11+:	Roga


CodFishBalls	
Y/O:	Kirishima	
S/K:	Abi	
M1-5:	Daieisho	
M6-M10:	Nishikigi	
M11+:	Ryuden


Helianthus Annuus	
Y/O:	Kirishima	
S/K:	Abi	
M1-5:	Takayasu	
M6-M10:	Shodai	
M11+:	Nishikifuji


whats for dinner	
Y/O:	Kirishima	
S/K:	Abi	
M1-5:	Gonoyama	
M6-M10:	Kinbozan	
M11+:	Oshoma


Tiny Bug Child	
Y/O:	Kirishima	
S/K:	Abi	
M1-5:	Takayasu	
M6-M10:	Kotoshoho	
M11+:	Oshoma


Lid	
Y/O:	Terunofuji	
S/K:	Abi	
M1-5:	Gonoyama	
M6-M10:	Kinbozan	
M11+:	Tomokaze


Boogalo	
Y/O:	Takakeisho	
S/K:	Abi	
M1-5:	Daieisho	
M6-M10:	Nishikigi	
M11+:	Roga


Thauros	
Y/O:	Terunofuji	
S/K:	Abi	
M1-5:	Gonoyama	
M6-M10:	Tamawashi	
M11+:	Oshoma
I hope this tournament is half the chaos today was.

Everyones Favorite Poster
Dec 6, 2017

:toot:
Woops, forgot its basho weekend! If it's not too late, can I get some picks in and count day 1 is a bagel day?

Y/O: 1. Hoshoryu 2. Kotozakura 3. Terunofuji
S/K: 1. Onosato 2. Wakamotoharu 3. Abi
M1-5: 1. Tobizaru 2. Daieisho3. Onosho
M6-10: 1. Mitakeumi 2. Midorifuji 3. Tamawashi
M11+: 1. Hokotuofuji 2. Roga 3. Ichiyamamoto

Banana Canada
Sep 2, 2003
I'd tax all foreigners living abroad.



Day 01 (without fixing for the issues below)



Robviously - draft housekeeping issues I could see:

Khizan has Kotozakura at S/K
FART BOSS has Hoshoryu at M6-M10
Bentai has Hoshoryu at M11+

Greekonomics and Teddybear have the exact same roster (not sure if this is strictly prevented in the initial draft but seems like a good idea to give everyone a unique roster)

Everyones Favorite Poster has requested late entry from Day 02

Robviously
Aug 21, 2010

Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

Khizan should have Wakamotoharu
FART BOSS should have Nishikigi
Bentai should have Roga


Everyones Favorite Poster will be added later tonight.

quote:

Greekonomics and Teddybear have the exact same roster (not sure if this is strictly prevented in the initial draft but seems like a good idea to give everyone a unique roster)

I'm not going to worry about this as we are doing hana-zumo. This, theoretically, would be solved with a Juryo pick which we aren't currently doing.

Thank you for catching those; Spreadsheets are just like falling off a dohyo! :buddy:

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

that was fun as hell, here's hoping the next two weeks match today's energy & intensity

Gonoyama showing why he's the true star of that Juryo promotion class a few months back, just trucking his way to 1-0 :smugbert:

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


Edit: just saw the corrections.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Greekonomics and I will be performing our brand of sumo in perfect sync.

Boogalo
Jul 8, 2012

Meep Meep




Draft wire seems weird i've never seen a 3rd pick, let alone two.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

What an opening day :monocle:

Fearless
Sep 3, 2003

DRINK MORE MOXIE


net work error posted:

What an opening day :monocle:

Ozeki? More like Nozeki!

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/5278b99840be0332487b94422fdf79bdedf28318?source=sns&dv=sp&mid=other&date=20240513&ctg=spo&bt=tw_up

terunofuji and takakeisho kyujo

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Massive amounts of LMAO. All of the sanyaku ranks lose day one except for Onosato and then two of them go kyujo, what a chaos tournament this has started out to be.

Kuros fucked around with this message at 03:29 on May 13, 2024

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Surely Teru just pulls the pin now. Might as well have no Yokozuna as one who only lasts a couple of bouts before the sticky tape holding him together falls apart

Robviously
Aug 21, 2010

Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

That puts us at 6(?) wrestlers in San'yaku which is just lol. I hope that none of them rush to get back but this really does feel like it'll open the tournament up for anyone at this point. This was the first time in 18 years that 5 or more Yokozuna or Ozeki lost in a single day and the first time since at least 1989, the end of the Showa Era, that they all lost in a single day.

What I find odd right now is that Teru and Taka aren't kyujo on the JSA page as far as I see. It could easily be that it hasn't been updated yet and I see no reason for Yahoo to lie about it. Kyujo trades and auto-trades will happen as normal.

I'm gonna be writing some notes down for myself because I feel like this is going to make for one hell of a wrap up post.

Bentai
Jul 8, 2004


NERF THIS!


https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202405130000274.html
Nikkan confirms. Chaos Basho engaged.

Shiroc
May 16, 2009

Sorry I'm late
Takayasu's new mawashi is as beautiful as his sumo was today

Banana Canada
Sep 2, 2003
I'd tax all foreigners living abroad.



Day 01 (with draft fixes input)




Will await EFP's draft before adding on from Day 02.

Players affected by kyujo - Day 02 Fusen / Day 03 Trade:

Beexofel
Medenmath
Lid
Boogalo
Thauros

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Bentai
Jul 8, 2004


NERF THIS!


Midnight Sumo copped another TOS ban. He's in Tokyo for the basho, we'll see what happens.

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