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Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009



If you can manipulate gravity/the curvature of spacetime, all bets are off. Space can do whatever it wants.

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I got the audiobook of Encounters: Experiences with Nonhuman Intelligences whose author (Diana Pasulka) was talking in that one Vox podcast posted recently. When I listen to some, I'll weigh in on how it is.


https://us.macmillan.com/books/9781250879578/encounters

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Nichael posted:

god drat that is long. is there a tldr?

The mummies are real

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Nichael posted:

I got the audiobook of Encounters: Experiences with Nonhuman Intelligences whose author (Diana Pasulka) was talking in that one Vox podcast posted recently. When I listen to some, I'll weigh in on how it is.


https://us.macmillan.com/books/9781250879578/encounters

American Cosmic starts intriguing and gets pretty bad pretty quick I never felt the need to pick up that. Pasulka just seems kinda dumb lol

Hope it's interesting

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


sharknado slashfic posted:

The mummies are real

nevermind I read it. DoD is using FTL communication to censor Mars images, which doesn't seem particularly shocking to me on either front. And yes, the mummies are real and they are my friend.


my bony fealty posted:

American Cosmic starts intriguing and gets pretty bad pretty quick I never felt the need to pick up that. Pasulka just seems kinda dumb lol

Hope it's interesting

I'm not familiar with her work prior to today, but hopefully this one's good.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

once the aliens arrive I'm gonna leave with them.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
I just read limits to growth so if they got free energy machines they better get on that poo poo pronto

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


we aren't going to know what to do with the aliens until they show themselves.

at which point, it becomes trivially easy to know what to do:
if they are hot babes, you seduce them
if they're ugly, you kick their asses
if they're grey, you smoke them out
if they're wearing backwards baseball caps, you give them bread (then smoke them out)

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Nichael posted:

nevermind I read it. DoD is using FTL communication to censor Mars images, which doesn't seem particularly shocking to me on either front.

the face changed expression to :thunk:

Griz
May 21, 2001


Nichael posted:

god drat that is long. is there a tldr?

endless infosec wankery that is utterly meaningless to anyone who doesn't already have a background in being able to decipher wireshark logs

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Griz posted:

endless infosec wankery that is utterly meaningless to anyone who doesn't already have a background in being able to decipher wireshark logs

Ugh don't make me want to look at it from curiosity

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

I read it all

bunch of nonsense

Winkle-Daddy
Mar 10, 2007

Nichael posted:

god drat that is long. is there a tldr?

there was quantum ftl communication devices on the Mars rovers. (there wasn't, but the technical details are exceptional)

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Winkle-Daddy posted:

there was quantum ftl communication devices on the Mars rovers. (there wasn't, but the technical details are exceptional)

what do you mean by this

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

my bony fealty posted:

American Cosmic starts intriguing and gets pretty bad pretty quick I never felt the need to pick up that. Pasulka just seems kinda dumb lol

Hope it's interesting

I haven't read her books but I enjoy the podcast interviews I've listened to with her. She seems to be on the more level headed side of the UAP influencer community.

I'm about halfway through that long rear end mars rover thing and yeah whoever wrote it has real knowledge on how a lot of the minutiae of these systems work so for a LARP it has a ton of effort put into it to be internally consistent, at least so far.

Rickshaw
Apr 11, 2004

just a coconut going for a stroll

https://x.com/oeill_l/status/1789322370387190220

what the gently caress does this even mean

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



sharknado slashfic posted:

He's like the anti-Bear Grylls

Agreed. Stroud is legit, Grylls is a lying piss gargling faker

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Rickshaw posted:

https://x.com/oeill_l/status/1789322370387190220

what the gently caress does this even mean

this mf got invited to a threesome and thought it was an alien conspiracy

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Rickshaw posted:

https://x.com/oeill_l/status/1789322370387190220

what the gently caress does this even mean

imagine your crowning achievement in life being "Hal Puthoff hanger-on"

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

those friends? the sales dept at his think tank.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Buck Wildman posted:

this mf got invited to a threesome and thought it was an alien conspiracy

Who among us

Winkle-Daddy
Mar 10, 2007

Nichael posted:

what do you mean by this

the technical details in terms of what the rovers are capable of, the hardware on board and the real practical steps you'd go through to debug them all read like someone who absolutely has experience in embedded software debugging. probably a larp, but a larp that's fantastic to read because it rings so true in all the mundane details.

e: I thought this was posted before so I was posting it more as accepted lore and kind of tongue in cheek more than anything!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

so cool thing about Dyson spheres: if you have an iris aperture and the means to rotate the sphere, you got yourself a literal Death Star.

so maybe we found pictures of works in progress or the bones of an interstellar war fought on incomprehensible scales.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Finally, proof of the Necrontyr.
Now to find a C'tan

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

coconono posted:

so cool thing about Dyson spheres: if you have an iris aperture and the means to rotate the sphere, you got yourself a literal Death Star.

so maybe we found pictures of works in progress or the bones of an interstellar war fought on incomprehensible scales.

that would only really matter if you also had the ability to move the entire star/sphere structure around in space at will lol.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
If you enclose the star but leave a hole you can get the star to start jetting in a direction and drag the rest of us with it

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

D-Pad posted:

If you like him I would strongly suggest you watch his regular series Survivorman. It's much better than his bigfoot series was.

Yeah for sure. I watch people like Geowizard, 1bike1world, a couple of even more obscure UK 'hiking and camping' channels on youtube anyway, and this just seems like an enormous feast of that kinda content but all around the world. Definitely gonna get into him

Honestly all that stuff has inspired me to make baby steps towards hiking and cyclig and camping myself. poo poo's cool. Weather's getting nicer here again, gonna camp on the moors (and signal for aliens)

Nichael posted:

I'm not familiar with her work prior to today, but hopefully this one's good.

Not to be a buzz kill but I thought it was rubbish. American Cosmic is, as said, interesting enough for the most part, but I found Encounters to contain virtually nothing notable. Just a bunch of technoworship wankery, mostly

But make your own mind up!

Barry Foster has issued a correction as of 10:36 on May 12, 2024

Orbs
Apr 1, 2009
~Liberation~

Barry Foster posted:

Mm

I think if I saw one at medium distance (close enough to be clearly and obviously a bird, but not so close it's going to actively gently caress with me), that I would want to happen. The mindfuck/reality shift would be worth the fear

But that beach story and the horse story, those are pretty sinister
I want a direct encounter where I actually get to interact with them, even if it's weird. The one as a kid where they just ate my fear then left (as far as I remember) doesn't feel like it counts. And the present where I get random visions/words from them is nice, but not as nice as a physical meeting would be.

Maybe they'll actively gently caress with me, but I've learned a lot since then. Maybe I'll actively gently caress with them back. It'll be a grand time. Come on Radar, let's get hosed up on space weed and snack on each other's feelings.

Rickshaw
Apr 11, 2004

just a coconut going for a stroll

Winkle-Daddy posted:

the technical details in terms of what the rovers are capable of, the hardware on board and the real practical steps you'd go through to debug them all read like someone who absolutely has experience in embedded software debugging. probably a larp, but a larp that's fantastic to read because it rings so true in all the mundane details.

e: I thought this was posted before so I was posting it more as accepted lore and kind of tongue in cheek more than anything!

yeah i posted it a while ago as an example of when you can tell the hoax-writer has a particular background, usually they like to load it up with details from their subject of expertise to add to the perceived veracity. but there is no way to communicate with quantum entanglement and if you think there is then you haven't really understood what entanglement is / does

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

well if there was a way to do it it would not be very public knowledge

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Nuclearmonkee posted:

No, but we're pretty sure that you can't transmit information via entanglement FTL.

no but you could send out a bunch of entangled devices into the galaxy, and then later on "observe" their state which would have the non-local effect of decohering the remote device.

like a one-way telephone that reads Wikipedia to you

051024_2
May 10, 2024
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Somebody has issued a correction as of 16:10 on May 12, 2024

051024_2
May 10, 2024
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Somebody has issued a correction as of 16:10 on May 12, 2024

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
Dozed in the sun this afternoon listening to Sasquatch Chronicles

Googled for good episodes (the one I was listening to the guy was either a liar or quite troubled, I didn't believe him at all).

Can highly recommend episode 515, 'I Shouldn't Be Alive'. I may just be showing my bias here cause she's a brit but her story is amazing and terrifying

Edit it's quite short too. The other guy was explaining everything and going into unreasonable detail, made him sound like a fantasist. This lady is straight, to the point, comes to no conclusions, offers few speculations, and sounds pretty traumatised

051024_2
May 10, 2024
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Somebody has issued a correction as of 16:11 on May 12, 2024

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
Edit actually nah

Rickshaw
Apr 11, 2004

just a coconut going for a stroll

mdemone posted:

no but you could send out a bunch of entangled devices into the galaxy, and then later on "observe" their state which would have the non-local effect of decohering the remote device.

like a one-way telephone that reads Wikipedia to you

no, really, it would still look totally random on our side if you did that.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Spergin Morlock posted:

that would only really matter if you also had the ability to move the entire star/sphere structure around in space at will lol.

why do you think astronomers lose stars

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


pancake rabbit posted:

i do, and i also remember this article from 2018 that says 6 other solar observatories were shut down around the same time

https://delawarevalleynews.com/2018/09/14/levittown-web-telescope-webcam-offline-as-feds-raid-new-mexico-observatory/

probably nothing!

A while back, but the given story about the one in New Mexico is weird on its face, and concerned child porn being downloaded and distributed in a workplace for whatever reason.

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helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

https://twitter.com/LueElizondo/status/1789727463217459256

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