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Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

Haha, folks, we like to joke around and say we’re getting mums vibrators for mother’s day. But let’s be serious for a moment. Please, check the energy star rating on them before you buy.

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Lube Enthusiast posted:

Haha, folks, we like to joke around and say we’re getting mums vibrators for mother’s day. But let’s be serious for a moment. Please, check the energy star rating on them before you buy.

Every mothers day needs a mothers night.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Humphreys posted:

Every mothers day needs a mothers night.

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well why not
Feb 10, 2009




if you’re cold, they’re cold, bring them in

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
cum responsibly

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Breetai posted:

Took mum out to lunch, watched a movie and then made her home-made burritos. While waiting for the meat to be ready we watched some old Donald Duck shorts on Disney plus and right in the middle of Donald getting foiled by his own hubris mum exclaimed "Donald looks like such a chode!"

It turns out that she thought that the word was just a generic insult, and I had to explain to her what the word that she had been using for a while actually meant.

My girlfriend about pissed herself cackling.

OH NO. I completely forgot about mother's day. Your mum is supposed to remind you! How else are we supposed to remember?

We had lunch but she didn't say a word about mother's day.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Old goons, how old would a bottle of Tequila have to be if its labelled as being 'bottled under commonwealth control' ?

no barcodes, no drinkwise/health warnings, no other information at all. single face label that just says "tequila" and "La Bodega" as the brand.

its definitely made in australia

e: its unopened.

Laserface fucked around with this message at 05:09 on May 13, 2024

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
"tequila"

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Laserface posted:

Old goons, how old would a bottle of Tequila have to be if its labelled as being 'bottled under commonwealth control' ?

no barcodes, no drinkwise/health warnings, no other information at all. single face label that just says "tequila" and "La Bodega" as the brand.

its definitely made in australia

e: its unopened.

I think that has something to do with imperial measurement. Made overseas according to Commonwealth standards or made here for export. Anything on the bottom of the bottle?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Bald Stalin posted:

It's often faster to take the train in and out of the CBD than use the buses. There's no "across" trams in Melbourne.

My dad and his mates used to have to take the train into the city and back out to Frankston before these was a bus between the two.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Adelaide's got trains in some corners, the tram in others and then the O-Bahn thingy up northeast. It's like in Transport Tycoon when I try out each different mode of transport once and then forget about it for the rest of the game.

And I think I've said, very much the same problem where going in and out of the CBD is what everything is built for and going across is a nightmare.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

I had a run in with our local dipshit today. He parked in front of a different units garage because ??? and I’d asked if he’d spoken to her in case she needed to get her car in or out. He told me to mind my own business or come downstairs and fight him

Anyway, the lady whose garage he was parked in front of wrote a note and put it on his car this morning, and he in return left me this note.



I am cut to the bone by this savage attack, getting called a dibber-dobber by a man in his 40s who can’t spell the word business.

Same guy who bought a new truck that’s too tall for his garage with the tilt door so he removed he own garage door and is trying to get body corp to pay for the replacement.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
MODEDIT: Fuckin hate dibberdobbers

Somebody fucked around with this message at 08:54 on May 13, 2024

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Reporting your post for being a dibber dobber

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

I guess I’ve dibbed my last dob

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Megabound posted:

I had a run in with our local dipshit today. He parked in front of a different units garage because ??? and I’d asked if he’d spoken to her in case she needed to get her car in or out. He told me to mind my own business or come downstairs and fight him

Anyway, the lady whose garage he was parked in front of wrote a note and put it on his car this morning, and he in return left me this note.



I am cut to the bone by this savage attack, getting called a dibber-dobber by a man in his 40s who can’t spell the word business.

Same guy who bought a new truck that’s too tall for his garage with the tilt door so he removed he own garage door and is trying to get body corp to pay for the replacement.

Owned

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
Cubs DYB DYB DYB!

We'll DOB DOB DOB DOB.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Megabound posted:

I had a run in with our local dipshit today. He parked in front of a different units garage because ??? and I’d asked if he’d spoken to her in case she needed to get her car in or out. He told me to mind my own business or come downstairs and fight him

Anyway, the lady whose garage he was parked in front of wrote a note and put it on his car this morning, and he in return left me this note.



I am cut to the bone by this savage attack, getting called a dibber-dobber by a man in his 40s who can’t spell the word business.

Same guy who bought a new truck that’s too tall for his garage with the tilt door so he removed he own garage door and is trying to get body corp to pay for the replacement.

Correct it with red ink and give it back

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Jestery posted:

Correct it with red ink and give it back
See me after class not infront of someone's unit you dipshit.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
didnt take my meds on friday night to give myself an extra day so needing a repeat would fall on my monthly pay cycle

turns out i didnt need to because i had enough meds any way so i forced myself to have extremely lovely sleep during the day saturday for no reason :thumbsup:

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Sitting at the pub with my mates: "My fucken neighbour dobbed on me"

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I think that has something to do with imperial measurement. Made overseas according to Commonwealth standards or made here for export. Anything on the bottom of the bottle?

no other markings, some stamping in the bottom of the bottle but its just a '9'.

the bottle itself was identical to another on the shelf that was "Browns' White Rum" which suffers from the same lack of info, but i reckon they are from the same bottler.

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )

Megabound posted:

I had a run in with our local dipshit today. He parked in front of a different units garage because ??? and I’d asked if he’d spoken to her in case she needed to get her car in or out. He told me to mind my own business or come downstairs and fight him

Anyway, the lady whose garage he was parked in front of wrote a note and put it on his car this morning, and he in return left me this note.



I am cut to the bone by this savage attack, getting called a dibber-dobber by a man in his 40s who can’t spell the word business.

Same guy who bought a new truck that’s too tall for his garage with the tilt door so he removed he own garage door and is trying to get body corp to pay for the replacement.

lol that's painfully embarassing

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Megabound posted:

Sitting at the pub with my mates: "My fucken neighbour dobbed on me"

https://i.imgur.com/sIxjTZJ.mp4

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Laserface posted:

no other markings, some stamping in the bottom of the bottle but its just a '9'.

the bottle itself was identical to another on the shelf that was "Browns' White Rum" which suffers from the same lack of info, but i reckon they are from the same bottler.

Show the dang bottle.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Croccers posted:

Show the dang bottle.


found in my parents wine rack. the Coffee one is pretty easy to identify.



Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
the rum was made in chatswood

hth

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Laserface posted:

Old goons, how old would a bottle of Tequila have to be if its labelled as being 'bottled under commonwealth control' ?

no barcodes, no drinkwise/health warnings, no other information at all. single face label that just says "tequila" and "La Bodega" as the brand.

its definitely made in australia

e: its unopened.

'Bottled under Commonwealth control' apparently means it was imported in bulk and bottled here.

Beyond that I have NFI. 'La Bodega' seems like a really common brand name so good luck sifting through all the search results.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
la bodega means the bodega

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Ask your local bodega cat.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

~Coxy posted:

Cubs DYB DYB DYB!

We'll DOB DOB DOB DOB.

AKELA WE'LL DO OUR BEST

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Baden Powell's Satanic Soldiers, Be Prepared

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
I was on scout camp when 9/11 happened.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
Maybe it's one of Uncle Bill's own brand?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O37aGqNiEpU

It's a buck off!

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
shouldnt it be el bodega?

KRILLIN IN THE NAME
Mar 25, 2006

:ssj:goku i won't do what u tell me:ssj:


Carlos Lantana posted:

shouldnt it be el bodega?

feminine nouns in spanish get the definite article 'la' (plural 'las'), masculine nouns get el/los. generally if it ends in A its feminine and ends in O its masculine, with a few exceptions (la libido, el dia)

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
man how do people have interviews for another job while still having a job

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

If you've got a calendar just put in a meeting if you don't just tell whoever you've got the shits and leave.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

KRILLIN IN THE NAME posted:

feminine nouns in spanish get the definite article 'la' (plural 'las'), masculine nouns get el/los. generally if it ends in A its feminine and ends in O its masculine, with a few exceptions (la libido, el dia)

im slightly less pig ignorant, thanks

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )

Regular Wario posted:

man how do people have interviews for another job while still having a job

If you work remotely it's easy enough to block out your calendar for an hour, with wiggle room either side

For in office days, the secret is banking up some sick leave, or taking a half day for a 'specialist appointment'. You could also have 'car troubles'

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gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Regular Wario posted:

man how do people have interviews for another job while still having a job

Most places you interview with will be fairly understanding if you don't want to alert your current employer to the fact you're looking for a new job.

I tried to schedule a lot of mine at the start or the end of the day so I could just be a bit late for work or leave early for 'an appointment'.

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