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N.Z.'s Champion posted:for countries that allow home brew liquor, a usb-powered desktop ethanol distiller machine so you can run your own speakeasy after work. sounds very safe to have one of those running 247 and it’d be easy to stealth it as a USB hub itself, could even be a powered hub with a lot of ports to justify power draw (USB is sparkproof due to the longest contact being ground, right?) quote:a device that siphons company power to feed back to your electric vehicle in the parking lot. a 5kWh battery could weigh 20kg and fit in a large backpack, be plugged in when you arrive at work, and then be ready to use in a few hours (my math is probably wrong) you can charge a pretty sizable battery over the course of a shift using USB-C PD to get maximum watts
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video compression that uses AI to describe a scene, characters, and so on in text that gets sent to another AI to interpret and use in rendering the scene
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fart simpson posted:youve heard of "god of the gaps" ? get ready for "god of the baps" I'm ready
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god of the gapes
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eschaton posted:video compression that uses AI to describe a scene, characters, and so on in text that gets sent to another AI to interpret and use in rendering the scene this but exclusively for porn
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May 13, 2024 08:55
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a free service that uses AI to remove all the fake incest poo poo from porn
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fart simpson posted:youve heard of "god of the gaps" ? get ready for "god of the baps" 1) no 2) okie dokie
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small-batch organic craft gasoline. only the best for your car/lawnmower, delivered direct to your door in an old-timey ceramic jug by an underpaid gig economy worker with no hazmat training. or, juicero but for electricity. plug your appliances into our special machine, which supplies them with only the finest small-batch craft electricity. it's powered using disposable battery packs that you buy on a subscription plan. the batteries are completely standard except for a state-of-the art drm system that, if it detects an unrecognised battery, bricks the machine and any connected devices.
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fart simpson posted:youve heard of "god of the gaps" ? get ready for "god of the baps" you need a good bap over the head
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Sweevo posted:a free service that uses AI to remove all the fake incest poo poo from porn what is up with that? I read that thing that claimed it was one guys fetish and he made pornhub post loads of it or whatever but it's self sustaining now or something
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Haircut.com. Get your hair cut online without all the hassle of the big box salons.
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tree roomba
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a large passenger jet that doesnt need maintenance. it just works.
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a bridge from LA to Tokyo, not actually making it but just getting government grants for feasibility studies and an ipo pump and dump
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sounds fancy
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Perplx posted:a bridge from LA to Tokyo, not actually making it but just getting government grants for feasibility studies and an ipo pump and dump sold
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a motorised and programmable office chair that slowly tilts and changes shape to encourage changing posture throughout the day (like balance balls) but with ai
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N.Z.'s Champion posted:a motorised and programmable office chair that slowly tilts and changes shape to encourage changing posture throughout the day (like balance balls) but with ai this but it balances your balls instead
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Perplx posted:a bridge from LA to Tokyo, not actually making it but just getting government grants for feasibility studies and an ipo pump and dump gently caress feasibility just start rolling out the pontoons from Long Beach now, we'll deal with problems as they arise.
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rotor posted:gently caress feasibility just start rolling out the pontoons from Long Beach now, we'll deal with problems as they arise. see? construction is already underway
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Scud Hansen posted:see? construction is already underway just push each segment out into the ocean and keep adding more segments until it reaches japan or china or whatever other countries they got over there
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rotor posted:just push each segment out into the ocean and keep adding more segments until it reaches japan or china or whatever other countries they got over there no you have to start in japan at the same time if that's where you want the other side to be. it will be alot faster and at some point they'll inevitably meet in the middle and presto all done
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idgaf where it lands. in fact i think itd be cooler to just find out where it ended up by just seeing a car from whereever show up one day and the dude would be like "ok stop building, it got there"
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like i'm tired of all these predictable civil engineering projects, i say lets do one with a sense of mystery and fun
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e-cigarettes but this time they're legally classified as guns. Since they kill by design now, should be able to avoid all those pesky warnings and taxes and associated stigma and you can actually take them places and use them and protect yourself from a bad guy with an e-cigarette and.. Downside is there's that 7 day waiting period though. But in the meantime, please enjoy our line of e-cigarettes legally classified as birth control. You see since the whole point is to harm fetuses then that lets us..
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Stuffguyman posted:e-cigarettes but this time they're legally classified as guns. Since they kill by design now, should be able to avoid all those pesky warnings and taxes and associated stigma and you can actually take them places and use them and protect yourself from a bad guy with an e-cigarette and.. private sales don't need a background check or waiting period in many states, so 1 in 5 is going to have a hundred vapes in their trunk also if you can sell bacon bullets to send muslims to hell then surely all flavored vapes are allowed
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a company that uses an llm to write obituaries/vows/toasts for your loved one. feed in your texting history, phone calls, emails, and socials logins and it will write the appropriate piece for you. pay extra for tunable jokes slider, somberness slider, and vulgarity slider.
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a subscription service for customised shopping list writing pads that have your local supermarket floorplan (and aisle labels etc) as blank sections for you to write in
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ear-bud / bone mic p2p audio tech that lets people chat in loud social environments marketing involves old people flashmob invading loud clubs and taking over the dance floor to gossip about their retirement home
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boner mic conduction
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Some sort of software that lets you host website contents on BitTorrents for stuff like the internet archive. Anyone could seed part or all torrent and if they had it all there would be some seemless way of starting a web server and hosting the contents if needed (anyone can host and somehow writes would be gated)
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Ah that’s been a thing since 2014 which makes sense because any later and people would have shoehorned in the block chain
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circumcision as a service
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:circumcision as a service Circumcision is already a service
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Housing as a Service (HaaS)
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ADINSX posted:Circumcision is already a service yeah, a DIS-service (to my dick)
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Smegma on demand (as a service)
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Buck Turgidson posted:Smegma on demand (as a service) $4/mo extra for ad-free smegma
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