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There's like one half decent dad in the entire Warhammer canons and he's a Skaven of all things.
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I believe it was Hired Gun where the way you "hack" a servitor that handles a door is you just start smacking thier head around yelling "OPEN THE drat DOOR"
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May 13, 2024 05:44
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Ghost Leviathan posted:There's like one half decent dad in the entire Warhammer canons and he's a Skaven of all things. Lord Gnawdwell posted:"You were so magnificent when I found you, the biggest in your litter, and they were all large before you ate them. I raised you, I fed you the best Dwarf-meat and Man-flesh. And you have become even more magnificent. Such courage. There is none other like you, Queek. You are unnaturally brave. Others think you freakish for leading from the front, not the back. But I do not. I am proud of my Queek."
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May 13, 2024 08:27
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Hihohe posted:also if you go slanesh you get the coolest model in the entire loving game Someone hire Astartes to do a movie which is basically this guy on a Battlefield and hes playing the entire of Freebird. Like The Kingsman church scene, but this guy just rocking/killing out Imperial Guards or whatever.
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May 13, 2024 09:12
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I kind of regret reading the servitor human factory thing, thread.
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May 13, 2024 09:37
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Tree Bucket posted:I kind of regret reading the servitor human factory thing, thread. :drivermoregif:
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May 13, 2024 10:06
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Tree Bucket posted:I kind of regret reading the servitor human factory thing, thread. Dont worry there is a way to end this. A cause that is just and right. Committed to the endless war that will be required. Ready to spill blood to cherish the sacrifice of these skulls.
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May 13, 2024 11:09
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40k writers: turning a big dial taht says 'Fascism' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right.
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Barudak posted:Dont worry there is a way to end this. A cause that is just and right. Committed to the endless war that will be required. Ready to spill blood to cherish the sacrifice of these skulls. OH BOY. I hope this doesn't involve me having tubes welded into places I didn't previously have places. Strategic Tea posted:40k writers: turning a big dial taht says 'Fascism' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right. You mean disapproval, right? Right?
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Strategic Tea posted:40k writers: turning a big dial taht says 'Fascism' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right. They keep breaking the knob, requesting more Fascism dials.
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May 13, 2024 11:15
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THE BAR posted:They keep breaking the knob, requesting more condemned people to surgically convert into Fascism dials.
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May 13, 2024 11:20
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The underfoot grinders are so loving funny. Just Tom & Jerry level stuff.
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May 13, 2024 11:46
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the trap door opens and I'm standing on thin air. the guard points to my feet and I look down. I audibly blink and hold up a sign that says "for the emperor" and then fall to my doom
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May 13, 2024 11:49
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Disco Pope posted:The underfoot grinders are so loving funny. Just Tom & Jerry level stuff. It is until you remember Corpse Starch is a staple food on many worlds of the Imperium…
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May 13, 2024 11:59
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Yvonmukluk posted:It is until you remember Corpse Starch is a staple food on many worlds of the Imperium… It's great - just that pure, bleakly comic UK pulp sci-fi like 2000 AD and stuff.
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May 13, 2024 12:03
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Disco Pope posted:The underfoot grinders are so loving funny. Just Tom & Jerry level stuff. That's where the meat mentioned in the narration of that quote comes from. Corpse starch is people.
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May 13, 2024 12:15
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bob dobbs is dead posted:a lot of all warhams is about the worthlessness of fathers in many many ways https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAFvQzSwIEM
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bob dobbs is dead posted:a lot of all warhams is about the worthlessness of fathers in many many ways Abaddon the Despoiler in Fall of Cadia posted:I've disappointed you, Morkarth. But, in my experience, that is what fathers do. This is not a minute after he abandons her to die and denies her final wish of him acknowledging her as his daughter.
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Is this Warhammer wrestling? Sign me the gently caress up. EDIT: Is it just wrestlers playing Warhammer? That sucks, slam that fucker through the scenery table, you cowards. Pull a folding chair out from some nerds rear end and clock him with it. Disco Pope fucked around with this message at 14:21 on May 13, 2024 |
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May 13, 2024 14:19
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Disco Pope posted:Is this Warhammer wrestling? Sign me the gently caress up. No it's wrestlers playing Warhammer.
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May 13, 2024 14:21
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Gripweed posted:No it's wrestlers playing Warhammer. Yeah, the other way round is much cooler.
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Omg  How have I never heard of this character before??? What materials is this dad in?
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Tree Bucket posted:I kind of regret reading the servitor human factory thing, thread. every single warham faction: “are we the baddies?”
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naem posted:every single warham faction: False, orks are very aware the only true question is, "are we the most awesome guys?". They're very fortunate that they are, really.
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Ornery and Hornery posted:Omg warhams fantasy, not 40k. skaven, which is a signature warhams fantasy and aos faction not replicated in 40k (they thought about it in the 90s and decided no. also the joke is that the imperium is the 40k equivalent, which has its points). main books is thanquol's doom and headtaker, which is a character study of queek. specific quote is from rise of the horned rat the skaven are an entire race of backstabbing little rats, who have as a central tenet of their religion backstabbing. clan mors are heretics that believe in loyalty, and gnawdwell is the lord of clan mors and arch-heretic on this point. queek, the son, is the one with a model tho. even more heretical is ska bloodtail, queek's own right-paw rat, who is unflinchingly loyal in every way and is literally the only skaven character ever depicted as so rise of the horned rat kinda sucks except for the pull-quote, as one of the end times books (but among them, it's one of the better ones). headtaker is ok bob dobbs is dead fucked around with this message at 14:37 on May 13, 2024 |
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Hihohe posted:I believe it was Hired Gun where the way you "hack" a servitor that handles a door is you just start smacking thier head around yelling "OPEN THE drat DOOR" Hired Gun was a really fun Doom2016like
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It was janky fun. We gotta Talk about Necromunda more, i loving love that setting. A Mad Max world of Gang style warfare 
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Tree Bucket posted:I kind of regret reading the servitor human factory thing, thread. It's a good novel
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Hihohe posted:It was janky fun. Necromunda was my first big introduction to warhams. I was like 10 years old, could afford a small gang over time with my allowance, and the store had at least a dozen active players in a league complete with a weekly in-universe newsletter with summaries of important matches. I miss my Escher girls. My gang leader caught a stray bullet and died in my first match. This then prompted the next two members in line to feud for leadership, leading to one of them getting banished. Down two models after my first game was a rough entry, but life is harsh on Necromunda.
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Disco Pope posted:The underfoot grinders are so loving funny. Just Tom & Jerry level stuff. In Darktide one of the maps takes the players through a little Enforcer (police) checkpoint, complete with detention cells and an interrogation room. If you bother to look down in the cell corridor you realize that past the metal grating is a giant, running grinder, and all the cells have trapdoors
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Hihohe posted:It was janky fun. Great game. Though my friends and I just wanted it for the terrain for normal 40k.
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Hihohe posted:I believe it was Hired Gun where the way you "hack" a servitor that handles a door is you just start smacking thier head around yelling "OPEN THE drat DOOR" Hired Gun's most effective moment for me came when I noticed that in addition to there being an upgrade tree for your character's own cybernetic implants, there was one for your large but normalish looking dog companion. I bought the first one and immediately felt like a monster as the dog's regular mouth was replaced by crude iron jaws.
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bob dobbs is dead posted:warhams fantasy, not 40k. skaven, which is a signature warhams fantasy and aos faction not replicated in 40k (they thought about it in the 90s and decided no. also the joke is that the imperium is the 40k equivalent, which has its points). main books is thanquol's doom and headtaker, which is a character study of queek. specific quote is from rise of the horned rat I liked WHFB more than 40k. I knew of skaven. I had never once heard of that book or sub clans or sub characters and I adore that you have shared that context. Thank you!
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queek is also a general in total war warhammers 2 and 3 (immortal empires), if you wanna play a AA videojame with him because of the difference from 40k, skaven are one of the most popular factions back in whfb and still in aos
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dr_rat posted:False, orks are very aware the only true question is, "are we the most awesome guys?". One of my favorite fluff quotes about this is: The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn. And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude. — Uthan the Perverse, Eldar Philosopher
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dr_rat posted:False, orks are very aware the only true question is, "are we the most awesome guys?". Wait... is orks da best
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QuarkJets posted:Wait... is orks da best People always talk about how the ork construe colors to meaning (red is speed, yellow is dakka, etc) But they always forget that Green is Best
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Disco Pope posted:Is this Warhammer wrestling? Sign me the gently caress up. Why not both?
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Similar to chess boxing, Warhammer Wrestling involves alternating rounds of Warhammer and Wrestling.
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