Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Writer Cath posted:

Kevin Mangosteen push incoming.

He's Kevin Mangowens now

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

I am curious about the hypothetical WWE fan who:

A) Is hyped for Cody vs Nick Aldis
B) Hates AEW with all their being
C) Still hasn't googled who Okada and Ospreay are

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

GOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOLDBELLY

GOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOLDBELLY

GOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOLDBELLY

a dumb moron
Mar 19, 2024

augh

I watched this entrance with someone who didn’t typically watch wrestling and she IMMEDIATELY loved him and wanted to know more about him.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

a dumb moron posted:

I watched this entrance with someone who didn’t typically watch wrestling and she IMMEDIATELY loved him and wanted to know more about him.

This has been my exact experience with Dalton and anyone else who has an over the top presentation like this

best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy

Ganso Bomb posted:

This has been my exact experience with Dalton and anyone else who has an over the top presentation like this

:same:
my wife doesn’t watch wrestling but if she overhears a dalton match she gets annoyed I didn’t tell her and will stop everything to watch

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Dalton is extremely over with my wife as well, has been ever since he was on that episode of Family Feud.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Dalton is over with anyone who doesn’t suck

panko
Sep 6, 2005

~honda best man~


bad news for the husbands upthread.

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


shiksa posted:

the Lore of the Aldis

They can run the angle in Europe as the Lore of the Lidls :D

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

panko posted:

bad news for the husbands upthread.

sitting in the cuck chair and bellowing "boys!" when it's...time

but for real, i fell in love with dalton way before AEW became appointment viewing for me. dude's great

Whoolighams
Jul 24, 2007
Thanks Dom Monaghan
no! real wrestling is not and never has been colorful, fun or flamboyant! it should feel like a smooth flavorless slurry or a boring slog!

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



haunted bong posted:

They can run the angle in Europe as the Lore of the Lidls :D

It's a feud that is running all over europe. I'm more of a Lidl fan myself

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Whoolighams posted:

no! real wrestling is not and never has been colorful, fun or flamboyant! it should feel like a smooth flavorless slurry or a boring slog!

Wrestling should be a dude with a handlebar moustache and black trunks fighting a dude with a beard and black trunks

Maybe a big bald guy with black trunks

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Ganso Bomb posted:

This has been my exact experience with Dalton and anyone else who has an over the top presentation like this

There's like 3 dudes my partner cares about in wrestling and it's Orange, Dalton, and Hiromu Takahashi. All 3 instantly grabbed her in that uniquely wrestling way of "saw a guy and instantly decided to root for him"

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

rotinaj posted:

Wrestling should be a dude with a perm and black trunks

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Wrestling should be Gary Spivey? Of the psychic companions network?!

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Sticky Nate posted:

Wrestling should be a dude with a brown perm and black trunks (heel) wrestling a dude with a blonde perm and blue trunks (face)

Nativity In Black
Oct 24, 2012

If you're gonna have roads, you're gonna have roadkill.

rotinaj posted:

Wrestling should be a dude with a handlebar moustache and black trunks fighting a dude with a beard and black trunks

Maybe a big bald guy with black trunks

But butcher and blade are friends.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Nativity In Black posted:

But butcher and blade are friends.

That doesn’t mean they cannot fight

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Nativity In Black posted:

But butcher and blade are friends.

I was gonna say this but you beat me to it

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Gumball Gumption posted:

There's like 3 dudes my partner cares about in wrestling and it's Orange, Dalton, and Hiromu Takahashi. All 3 instantly grabbed her in that uniquely wrestling way of "saw a guy and instantly decided to root for him"

your partner has extremely good taste and understands the correct way to like a wrestler

"wow, whoever that guy is rules. go, that guy"

the purest form of enjoying wrestling.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

More wrestlers should wear colorful face paint and tassles.

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


I regret to inform the thread that my wife is not a Dalton fan at all

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

The337th posted:

I regret to inform the thread that my wife is not a Dalton fan at all

:sever:

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

The337th posted:

I regret to inform the thread that my wife is not a Dalton fan at all

Must be a casual fan, I have it on good authority that Dalton can't connect with them

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

The337th posted:

I regret to inform the thread that my wife is not a Dalton fan at all

Is she a fan of anyone in particular?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Dalton Castle out there having whole rear end sagas while the tribal king practices his erotic staredowns.

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


rotinaj posted:

Is she a fan of anyone in particular?

She's a fully involved wrestling fan, which just means she has hot takes like this

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

The337th posted:

I regret to inform the thread that my wife is not a Dalton fan at all



fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

The337th posted:

She's a fully involved wrestling fan, which just means she has hot takes like this

Yuck, a fully involved wrestling fan? That's a red flag

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Hikari Noa and her famous schoolgirl look.

https://twitter.com/fodderfigure/status/1790080806884372837

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/UltimateBulld0g/status/1789672165635166401

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

check on the new japan fans in your life, because they’re probably not okay

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

JUNGLE BOY posted:

check on the new japan fans in your life, because they’re probably not okay

He's fine, I left the AC on and he has a tape of his favorite Ishii matches, please don't break the window.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


JUNGLE BOY posted:

check on the new japan fans in your life, because they’re probably not okay

Certainly not if they think the answer is EVIL

I miss when everything was evil :(

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


As the amount of things that are EVIL has fallen, the amount of people who are realler than Guerilla has risen. It's a dance as old as time

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

shiksa posted:

your partner has extremely good taste and understands the correct way to like a wrestler

"wow, whoever that guy is rules. go, that guy"

the purest form of enjoying wrestling.

My partner loved Dalton at first sight and fell even further in love with him when he started ranting about going to the farmer's market. Being insanely extra in every way always benefits a pro wrestler.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/ALeavelle/status/1790466993742872911

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



Poor dude gets no engagement at all despite being now a "WWE fan" account lol

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply