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Who is that guy anyway and why does he think he's sooooo important? Getting real "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM" vibes.
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Dwesa posted:I am assuming that dogeguy expects Mars to be terraformed by 2050 with breatheable atmosphere or something, which is even more absurd why would you question that, elon is winning so loving hard right now 🍷🍷🍷🤣🤣🤣 
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May 13, 2024 21:04
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Elon is city. A real piece of cit
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Presto posted:Who is that guy anyway and why does he think he's sooooo important? Getting real "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM" vibes. He spent over $100,000 on a dud and you will show some respect
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May 13, 2024 21:06
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Presto posted:Who is that guy anyway and why does he think he's sooooo important? Getting real "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM" vibes.
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May 13, 2024 21:08
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Planets can be terraformed but Elon stays the same, forever.
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May 13, 2024 21:09
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Avirosb posted:Planets can be terraformed but Elon stays the same, forever. Still weirdly funny to me that an advocate of terraforming and transhumanism is such a gross gender essentialist.
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May 13, 2024 21:17
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also a broken dick, toxic manlyness guy that constantly tries to use medical tech to fix his own body image issues. got hairplugs for his bad hair genes, plastic surgery to fix his ugly mug, diet and gym drugs to fix his thicccness.
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PhazonLink posted:also a broken dick, toxic manlyness guy that constantly tries to use medical tech to fix his own body image issues. dont forget that one of his hangers on is the guy who Bathorys his son and wears bluetooth cockrings
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holtemon posted:If I was the richest dude on Earth I'd get like real pictures overlooking all the cool stuff on Earth I didn't have to go to Mars for this one, it was my backyard growing up. 
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There are a lot of problems with terraforming Mars, but “its gravity is too feeble to hold onto a breathable atmosphere” isn’t one of them. The volume of gases we’d need to add is beyond colossal. Consider that in the past century, billions of people have been doing their damnedest to add carbon to Earth’s atmosphere, undoing millions of years of geology that sequestered all that carbon in the first place, and it’s amounted to about a zero point one five percent change in the composition of the atmosphere. The consequences for us are dire, but the change is tiny in absolute terms. Oxygenating the atmosphere of Mars would take something beyond than the entire current industrial infrastructure of Earth churning away for a hundred generations. Any civilization that had the power to give Mars a breathable atmosphere in the first place would find topping it up to be trivial. Earth loses about three kilograms of atmosphere every second, the vast majority of it hydrogen. The loss on Mars would be greater, but, well, we’re currently enriching Earth’s atmosphere by over a million kilograms of carbon dioxide per second.
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May 13, 2024 21:28
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water remains undefeated against cybertruck https://twitter.com/BLUECOW009/status/1783247299658846325 https://twitter.com/StonkKing4/status/1789809786923680191
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May 13, 2024 21:30
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Avirosb posted:Planets can be terraformed but Elon stays the same, forever. Boer...Boer never changes
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May 13, 2024 21:34
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I’m behind in this thread, but Mr Scumbag posted:You still can if you ask him to unban nazis. “What race/ethnicity do I have to slander to get someone to fix my cybrtrkkk?”
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May 13, 2024 21:43
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WhyteRyce posted:water remains undefeated against cybertruck I thought Electric was supposed to be strong against Water? 
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Wouldn’t a serial tasker mean he can only do one thing at a time?
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priznat posted:Wouldn’t a serial tasker mean he can only do one thing at a time? it seems that he just confirmed that, as well lmao
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May 13, 2024 22:05
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A full hour of Elon being uncomfortable during the Don Lemon interview was pretty funny though lol
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MrQwerty posted:it seems that he just confirmed that, as well lmao Yeah lol Erickson might have been throwing shade there. “Serial tasker in a league of his own” = dumbass who can barely keep a single thought in his head. He wasn’t, I’m sure, he thinks Elon is a super genius. But it’s ambiguously phrased
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May 13, 2024 22:06
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Soo.. he has concentration issues? It's not a good thing if you can't remain focused for more than 30 seconds.
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May 13, 2024 22:06
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Platystemon posted:There are a lot of problems with terraforming Mars, but “its gravity is too feeble to hold onto a breathable atmosphere” isn’t one of them. Yeah to totally counter atmosphere loss on mars Nasa thinks you just need a one Tesla shield in mars orbit. Musk misunderstood them.
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May 13, 2024 22:09
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WhyteRyce posted:water remains undefeated against cybertruck Still love the truck tho
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Cydw4Twk wheels were temporarily not on-road while hydroplaning. Warranty voided.
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May 13, 2024 22:22
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War Wizard posted:Cydw4Twk wheels were temporarily not on-road while hydroplaning. Warranty voided. They also clearly traversed an unfinished surface, also voiding the warranty.
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May 13, 2024 22:52
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Marilyn Manson may have removed a rib to suck his own cock but Elon Musk simply morphed into a shape optimized for sucking himself off
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Anderson Koopa posted:I knew that Mars is a bit smaller than Earth, but I didn't realize how much less massive it is. Which isn't to say they're not theoretically deadly; without moisture or gravity to lock down soil, the storms can still pick up massive amounts of extremely fine particulate matter and move it about. Getting stuck in a Martian dust storm would be like sinking very slowly and delicately into the world's most gentle quicksand.
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May 13, 2024 23:08
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elon musk had extra ribs put in to stop him sucking his own dick
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Ghostlight posted:elon musk had extra ribs put in to stop him sucking his own dick 
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yeah it's because you're not essential hth
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May 13, 2024 23:10
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shyduck posted:yeah it's because you're not essential hth
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my cybertruck is having new problems every 5 mins on average and sometimes every 30 secs if going through a dirt road. love the truck tho
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May 13, 2024 23:13
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Switching context is muskese for reading a fresh reactionary tweet down down your timeline right ?
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Is it really context switching if you're just moving from boosting one race baiting tweet to the next?
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May 13, 2024 23:15
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WhyteRyce posted:water remains undefeated against cybertruck To be fair that guy is going way too fast and pretty much any vehicle would have hydroplaned at that speed. So unless autopliot was on, for once the Cybertrvk wasn't the problem.
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Viscous Soda posted:To be fair that guy is going way too fast and pretty much any vehicle would have hydroplaned at that speed. So unless autopliot was on, for once the Cybertrvk wasn't the problem. Probably didn't help that its tires were bald after a week of driving.
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"I'm switching context" type like a normal person you stupid rear end in a top hat.
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I don't think he knows what context switching means, he's just heard tech folks say it and started repeating it.
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30 seconds to reply to a Nazi 30 seconds to reply to another Nazi 30 seconds to fire 500 people 30 seconds to reply to another Nazi
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CaptainTofu posted:I don't think he knows what context switching means, he's just heard tech folks say it and started repeating it. off his trukkk-shaped tits on ketamine -> coming down is a context switch
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