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“Ah, your honour, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I point to the precedent set by Bud, Air v. US Soccer.” *Courtroom collectively gasps*
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jesus WEP posted:out pops a smiling james mcclean
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edogawa rando posted:“Ah, your honour, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I point to the precedent set by Bud, Air v. US Soccer.”
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Crazy Ted posted:Only if the lawyer presenting this is a famously verbose southern lawyer with a Louisiana drawl, like a courtroom Foghorn Leghorn. I don’t understand these identical twins, I’m just an unfrozen caveman lawyer
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franks posted:I don’t understand these identical twins, I’m just an unfrozen caveman lawyer Mo Salah confuses and frightens me
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Sir Alex used to do it all the time with Rafael and Fabio, what's the problem here
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Torres got away with it.
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John Terry managed an entire career of looking unhappy while sitting in a bus stop
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i'm sure we have an italian speaker who can correct this google translate but https://www.sportmediaset.mediaset.it/calcio/juve-il-direttore-di-tuttosport-denuncia-io-aggredito-da-allegri_82293482-202402k.shtml quote:Guido Vaciago, director of Tuttosport , tells it today , attacked not only verbally and heavily threatened by the Juventus coach himself: "Allegri, evidently altered, was subjecting himself to the last media task of his triumphal evening (but evidently not too much serene), the press conference, but he found a few minutes for me" writes Vaciago today in his newspaper. "lovely director! Yes, you lovely director. Write the truth in your newspaper, not what the company tells you! Stop playing hustlers with the company". At first I invite you to stay calm and explain to me what the truth was I was hiding in agreement with his employers, Allegri responded by pulling me , pushing me and with his finger under my nose he shouted: "Look, I know where to come and get you. I'll come and rip off both your ears. I'll come and punch you in the face. Write the truth in the newspaper" and other niceties from the bar fight repertoire."
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'evidently altered' is my new favourite euphemism
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the sex ghost posted:'evidently altered' is my new favourite euphemism nice alternative to tired and emotional
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That’s actually a pretty good translation. I don’t think it’s implying he was drunk though, Allegri was having a meltdown all night despite winning the cup. He was on the warpath.
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Three A-League players were arrested this morning, accused of deliberately picking up yellow cards as part of a betting scam: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-17/nsw-a-league-players-alleged-betting-scandal-yellow-cards/103860160
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the sex ghost posted:'evidently altered' is my new favourite euphemism ‘Other niceties from the bar fight repertoire’ is also an amazing turn of phrase
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harperdc posted:‘Other niceties from the bar fight repertoire’ is also an amazing turn of phrase Would make a great title for an autobiography.
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are they trying to get him tried as an adolescent
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he'll never have to pay for a joint again
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literally what our teacher did once when the ref didn’t turn up, absolutely amazing
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Nuclear Spoon posted:i'm sure we have an italian speaker who can correct this google translate but They sacked Allegri over this, RIP to a king
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In Barcelona voice "How's his Spanish?"
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Apraxin posted:speaking of refs I initially thought there might be some misunderstanding then I got to the direct quote and nope just straight up minstrel show gags.
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You can't even racially abuse people using methods from 100 year old Looney Tunes cartoons, because the game has gone woke
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It absolutely blows my mind that someone can still make comments like that with the presumably sincere belief that it's just harmless fun in 2024.
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The lead in paint and petrol generation are weighing in
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ten hag continues to say that ajax shouldn't have sacked overmars for sending pictures of his penis to female employees
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Nuclear Spoon posted:ten hag continues to say that ajax shouldn't have sacked overmars for sending pictures of his penis to female employees Thankfully nobody has to care about what ten Hag thinks anymore.
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Nuclear Spoon posted:ten hag continues to say that ajax shouldn't have sacked overmars for sending pictures of his penis to female employees
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Vegetable posted:Seems on brand for a man whose head looks like a giant penis Main head?
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Apraxin posted:speaking of refs Thanks Ants posted:The lead in paint and petrol generation are weighing in
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Crazy Ted posted:That is so cartoonishly racist it's almost impressive. And baby powder until 2020! https://www.asbestos.com/companies/johnson-johnson/
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