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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Miracles do happen

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Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Phy posted:

Miracles do happen

Eucatastrophe, if you please.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
It sucks rear end that movies don’t use higher frame rates and I wish the hobbit movies hadn’t completely blown it on that front

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Lemniscate Blue posted:

I do think that Faramir was the one meant to go on the quest, but Denethor wouldn't listen to him until the dream came to Boromir also so Denethor would okay the journey - just with the son he wanted to be a hero going instead of the one that was better suited to the task.

Was he though? If Faramir goes on that quest the Fellowship never breaks up which possibly means that Aragorn tries to go to Mordor with Frodo/Sam. If that happens, Rohan loses the war to Saruman and then Gondor loses to Sauron without Rohan's reinforcements/the undead army.

Boromir accidentally made everything happen that needed to happen.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Ginette Reno posted:

Boromir accidentally made everything happen that needed to happen.

Eru did it.

Our choices are our own, but the outcome of those choices is God's domain.

Kaysette
Jan 5, 2009

~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

:wrongcity:

Ginette Reno posted:

Boromir accidentally made everything happen that needed to happen.

Even this himbo shall prove but mine instrument.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Excuse me, I should like to learn more of these instrumental himbos.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Arc Hammer posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20vA9U7J2qQ

The fact that they were so honest in this behind the scenes video makes me wonder just how insane it actually was. Remember that these bonus features are still meant to be a promotional feature putting a good spin on things. If the positive take on the Hobbit production is that it was "chaotic", the reality must have been far worse.

Oh wow it's even worse than I remembered - three years of pre-production on LOTR, but only six months for the Hobbit.

Love that shot of PJ sitting there on set looking miserable by himself, and the camera just keeps zooming out and out and out and he's still on his own

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Zoran posted:

It sucks rear end that movies don’t use higher frame rates and I wish the hobbit movies hadn’t completely blown it on that front

Other directors are still experimenting with it and I can’t agree at all that it should become a regular thing. Ang Lee has done it multiple times now and it’s at best an intriguing situational technique. Why do you feel it “sucks rear end” for films to be 24fps?

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
When movies do panning shots it usually blurs the heck out of whatever is on screen if it moves too fast. I am not learned in cinematography but I would figure it's related.

Unormal
Nov 16, 2004

Mod sass? This evening?! But the cakes aren't ready! THE CAKES!
Fun Shoe
https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/09/entertainment/new-lord-of-rings-movie/index.html

quote:

The Oscar-winning team behind the nearly $6 billion blockbuster “Lord of the Rings” and “The Hobbit” trilogies is reuniting to produce two new films.

The first of the new projects from Sir Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh and Philippa Boyens is tentatively titled “Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum,” Warner Bros. Discovery announced Thursday. It will be directed by and star “LOTR” alum Andy Serkis. Walsh and Boyens have been tapped to write the screenplay, along with Phoebe Gittins and Arty Papageorgiou.

“Yesssss, Precious,” Serkis, who voiced the “LOTR” character Gollum, said in a statement. “The time has come once more to venture into the unknown with my dear friends, the extraordinary and incomparable guardians of Middle Earth Peter, Fran and Philippa.”

“It is an honour and a privilege to travel back to Middle-earth with our good friend and collaborator, Andy Serkis, who has unfinished business with that Stinker - Gollum!” Jackson, Walsh and Boyens said in a joint statement. “As life long fans of Professor Tolkien’s vast mythology, we are proud to be working with Mike De Luca, Pam Abdy and the entire team at Warner Bros. on another epic adventure!”

The films will be released for Warner Bros. Pictures and New Line Cinema. Warner Bros. is owned by CNN’s parent company.

Jackson made history with “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy, becoming the first person to direct three major feature films simultaneously.

“The Fellowship of the Ring,” “The Two Towers” and “The Return of the King” were nominated for multiple awards including Oscars, Golden Globes and BAFTAs, with the third film clinching 11 Academy Awards including best picture in 2004.

Serkis served as 2nd Unit director on Jackson’s “The Hobbit trilogy” and directed the 2021 film “Venom: Let There Be Carnage.”

Monglo
Mar 19, 2015
Serkis always turned out a good performance as an actor and he seems to have genuine investment. As much of a cash grab this seems like, Im willing to keep an open mind.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Excited to see who will play Aragorn and Gandalf

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Well Fair or Fae, here it is

https://twitter.com/TheRingsofPower/status/1790374328649048517

Who's Worm Guy

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*


Presumably Annatar/Sauron. IIRC part of why this has taken so long is between covid and the poor reception to season 1, at least an attempt has been made to either retcon or change direction on some of the major plot points. I have 0 hope for it, but i'll still keep watching that garbage.

i will only see the gollum movie by pirating it lol

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
You know I'm tired of magic in TV and film either being a laser light show or, in this case, people flicking their hands around like they're using The Force. There are other ways to express power and I've always felt that the impression of Sauron and his servants was better left up to character reactions.

I don't really like the extended scene where The Witch King breaks Gandalf's staff (wtf?) but I always liked the way that it framed him as this terrifying thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJjB3t8bhkQ

It's hard to hear in the youtube clips but as he speaks the Nazgul howl layers over his words and Pippin screams as it burrows into his ears. The fell beast fills the whole screen and it's roar stops Pippin dead in his tracks with fear.

An evil looking dude flicking his fingers or shooting fireballs isn't really scary or powerful to me. It's like the fantasy equivalent of those overused holographic UIs from science fiction shows where it's a bunch of hand flicking going on and then some underpaid cgi artist adds in the sfx in post.

I want a Sauron or a Morgoth that just exudes darkness in his presence, like the sun itself dims when he walks and terror grips people's hearts. I want people like Butterbur, so kind and jovial, turned to ice as all light and hope fades and fear takes hold.


I want something, anything that can match the sheer dread of the line "And Morgoth came."

I don't know how you would translate that to a visual medium but drat if it wouldn't be a more creative endeavor than whatever Amazon is doing.

Arc Hammer fucked around with this message at 16:57 on May 14, 2024

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I'm nearly finished The Fall of Numenor book, I'm really enjoying the presentation of it as a chronological document. I'd just read the bigger story of Aldarion and Erendis in Unfinished Tales but reading it again in context made me enjoy it even more. Cool book!

soviet elsa
Feb 22, 2024
lover of cats and snow
Where I am we recently got a full eclipse. It’s not terrifying knowing what’s actually going on. But as a megadork I thought that might be what seeing a Nazgul is like. It goes from a sunny 1pm to looking like the dead of night in moments.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Yeah same, even knowing what was going on, it still felt eerie bordering on scary. No wonder the people who lived before we knew wtf an eclipse was were so scared by them.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Oh and here's some BTS stuff from season 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL02_uTRBKw

How made up is the fecklessness of youthful Isildur

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Does this trailer confirm any of the supposed plot leaks from a few months ago such as Sauron disguising himself as Celeborn

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Tolkien prof is at Watcher in the Water now. That thing is supremely hosed up. The movie made it a more mundane kraken battle but in the book it’s a strange alien bio?luminescent blind thing with fingers on the end of long tentacles (no suckers ?)

Someone on the pod mentioned it was a “corrupt river spirit” and that actually makes a lot of sense

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Yeah, like evil Goldberry

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

There are some things in that s2 trailer that look like they're supposed to be world-gnawing nameless things from Gandalf's balrog fight recap



What are the entities that we don't know exactly what they are: the watcher in the water and assorted ilk, Ungoliant, Tom and Goldberry, what else

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Goldberry was a tentacle monster?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

FBS posted:

Goldberry was a tentacle monster?

I don't love the anime adaptation

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

zoux posted:

There are some things in that s2 trailer that look like they're supposed to be world-gnawing nameless things from Gandalf's balrog fight recap



What are the entities that we don't know exactly what they are: the watcher in the water and assorted ilk, Ungoliant, Tom and Goldberry, what else

One of my greatest frustrations with the show is poo poo like this. Clearly a bunch of people involved are giant Tolkien fans. The Dragon Helm of Dor Lomin being very clearly shown on a statue being another perfect example. The intro is great too, being an entire reference to The Music and Morgoth distorting it.

Yet the writing is loving rear end from people who seem to barely have read the goddamn books.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Watcher is a migrating creature/spirit of the subterranean waters. Gandalf suggests it is not native to the stream—I think what’s happened is that it deliberately dammed up the stream to make the kind of grisly stagnant habitat it prefers. Probably Tolkien was thinking of the type of sea-monster (OE ‘nicor’, cf Norse nøkken or the fairy-tale water-nixie) that Beowulf fights—his translation of the encounter also stresses the creepy handsiness of the monsters:

Beowulf lines 448 ff. posted:

The hearts of the fishes of the sea
were stirred, and there the corslet on my flesh, links stoutly
wrought by hand, gave me aid against my foes; my woven
raiment of battle lapped my breast adorned with gold. To the
abyss drew me a destroying foe accurséd, fast the grim thing
held me in its gripe.
Nonetheless, it was granted to me to find
that fell slayer with point of warlike sword; the battle’s onset
destroyed that strong beast of the sea through this my hand.
Thus many a time deadly assailants menaced me grievously.
With my beloved sword I ministered to them, as it was meet.
In no wise had they joy in that banqueting, foul doers of ill
deeds, that they should devour me sitting round in feast nigh
to the bottoms of the sea; nay, upon the morrow they lay
upon the shore in the flotsam of the waves, wounded with
sword-thrusts, by blades done to death,
so that never thereafter might they about the steep straits molest the passage
of seafaring men. Light came from the East, God’s beacon
bright; the waves were lulled, so that I could descry the
headlands out to sea and windy cliffs. Fate oft saveth a man
not doomed to die, when his valour fails not. Howbeit it was
my lot with sword to slay nine sea-demons. Never have I
heard beneath the vault of heaven of more bitter fighting by
night, nor of a man more unhappy in the torrents of the sea,
and nonetheless from the grappling of accurséd creatures my
life I saved weary of my venture. Then the sea, the tide upon
the flood, with boiling waters swept me away to the land of
the Finns. Never have I heard men tell of thee any such cruel
deeds of war and dreadful work of swords.

“Nicor” is a difficult word to map precisely onto any real animal (medieval Germanic languages could use their forms just as well to gloss “crocodile” and “hippopotamus”) and I think Tolkien was interested in seeing just what a “real” one would be like.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

zoux posted:

I don't love the anime adaptation

When is War of the Rohirrim supposed to release? Or is it also stuck in the anime production cycle hell at the moment?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Arc Hammer posted:

When is War of the Rohirrim supposed to release? Or is it also stuck in the anime production cycle hell at the moment?

Dec 13

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The Beowulf comparison is nice. Good call.

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





WoodrowSkillson posted:

One of my greatest frustrations with the show is poo poo like this. Clearly a bunch of people involved are giant Tolkien fans. The Dragon Helm of Dor Lomin being very clearly shown on a statue being another perfect example. The intro is great too, being an entire reference to The Music and Morgoth distorting it.

Yet the writing is loving rear end from people who seem to barely have read the goddamn books.

The problem isn't that they haven't read the books, the level of detail attests to that. The problem is that they were very inexperienced writers and specifically didn't know how to write a television show. Example: in the episode where Galadriel is in Numenor, there is a scene where she goes to a library. She rides a horse to the library, and as you watch the scene the music swells and the camera pans and it is all very pretty. But why is she having this epic sequence on the road to the library? In the movie trilogy scenes like this were used to show the passage of vast distances. But this is a quick jaunt to a library. You see, they saw the movies, saw scenes like this, and decided they wanted scenes like this in their show without having any idea why the movies used these scenes. The writing is exactly the same. They saw tropes they wanted to use but had no idea why you would use those tropes.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

An IP in search of a story . Maybe that is the story. The search for a story

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Also Tolkien prof didn’t mention it but it’s clear from the text that the Watcher was farting. A lot

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

euphronius posted:

Also Tolkien prof didn’t mention it but it’s clear from the text that the Watcher was farting. A lot

It’s all explained in the missing pages of the Book of Mazarbul :hmmyes:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Olsen said one thing in the Watcher sequence that was maybe the first time I've honestly just about slammed on the brakes and swerved into a parking lot so I could get out and jump around shouting like Donald Duck.

He said, just casually in passing, trying to visualize the scene, he figured Boromir threw his rock about 200+ feet, or 75-ish meters.

WHAT THE gently caress

That's like throwing a guy out a home plate from mid-centerfield, on the fly. You have to HEAVE a ball-sized object with strength barely anybody but Boromir would possibly have had the strength, or even more importantly the highly-practiced atlatl-style finger leverage, to do.

At first I thought he was just being vague and imprecise and didn't really have a good mental picture of what 200 feet is like, just throwing out a number that sounds kinda biggish. But then a few minutes later he doubled down on it! He's a baseball guy. He outright said he positively pictures Boromir blasting a loving line drive 200 feet out into the dusky lake, presumably taking two or three hops and just wanging the thing with all his might.

I don't know, maybe I'm the weird one here but I always had pictured him just sort of casually hucking the rock out there, maybe 80-100 feet at most. Like the distance from the mound to the plate, and definitely not with a lot of speed behind it, just lobbing it in a high arc. I do not imagine the lake to be the kind of width Olsen is apparently thinking, like half a mile across. In my mind it's way smaller, maybe like the size of a Home Depot footprint, and pretty narrow at the end they're at. And Boromir is not hurling his rock out into the dim murky distance with the rocket arm of a Willie Mays, he's just sort of making a casually defiant gesture of revulsion in the water's general direction.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Boromir doesn't strike me as the sort to casually huck stuff. (also does he have Numenorean blood?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNux9NPhFvo

That's probably 300 ft.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytUuMi0NtcQ&t=29s

That's a minimum of 350 ft

zoux fucked around with this message at 16:17 on May 15, 2024

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

200 foot throw with a baseball can be done by like 11 year olds . 12 for sure

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

zoux posted:

Boromir doesn't strike me as the sort to casually huck stuff. (also does he have Numenorean blood?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNux9NPhFvo

That's probably 300 ft.

Yeah, the stewards are of Numenorean noble blood, just not the original line of kings, and have similar lifespans to the Dunedain. Functionally they are just another line of Numenorean kings who just decided to maintain a fiction a la Roman emperors calling themselves Princeps for 200 years. There is good reason for Denethor to not want to bend the knee to Aragorn, since as far as he is concerned there is no real difference between them beyond Aragorn's very distant ancestors.

Oh man I found A Guy while googling this.

https://www.zarkanya.net/Tolkien/Decline%20of%20the%20Numenoreans.htm

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Here is a good old timey highlight of about a 200 foot throw by a non Numenorean https://youtu.be/1PH6XJypKno?si=tqd--1pxaXvdD6r2

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