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dpkg chopra posted:Will likely be accepting an offer and giving my two weeks notice tomorrow. FrozenVent posted:How to resign, a guide: I'm Eric the Mauve, and I approve this message.
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Arrrrrrggghhhh stop asking me about the format of your own drat presentation content, these are your templates! You're supposed to be the change team for fucks' sake.
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Sundae posted:Good advice for regular offices or earlier signatures (automation, technical SMEs, etc), but this approach doesn't work for QA in a regulated manufacturing environment. QA is the final approver for almost everything we touch. If they're not the final signature on the document, I am out of compliance. There is (probably?) no drug regulatory agency on earth that won't rake me over the coals for qualifying equipment or manufacturing processes without QA approval of the process/report/test scripts/etc. Isn’t inaction or QA taking too long also frowned upon by the FDA
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If it's anything like my org, if I don't follow up on an issue it's my fault. If another group doesn't follow up on an issue, it's my fault for not nagging them enough. If another group ignores my repeated nagging, it's my fault for not pushing them hard enough.
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lunch was provided But it was catered for about 60% of the people in the space it was in.
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Access to lunch
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Renegret posted:If it's anything like my org, if I don't follow up on an issue it's my fault. We have an internal mantra of "you see it, you own it" which conceptually sounds like good practice until you realize it's a way to make the exact behavior officially endorsed . . .
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:lunch was provided 3/5th compromise Boris Galerkin fucked around with this message at 12:53 on May 14, 2024 |
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Cael posted:We have an internal mantra of "you see it, you own it" which conceptually sounds like good practice until you realize it's a way to make the exact behavior officially endorsed . . . I have very mixed feelings on what's in the pipeline for us. For the longest time all of my department's management were lifers with the company who have been here for 10+ years with little outside experience with other orgs. We had a lot of processes that were in-house solutions, and then in-house solutions to the problems that the original solution made up. We got away with it because as a BU, we made it work and nobody doubts that we're very effective at what we do. Except now we have a completely new management team who has walked in and basically said, what in the actual gently caress is going on here? Sure we get our jobs done but we don't follow the ITIL framework so they don't understand what everyone's roles are, don't understand the division of labor, and don't understand what we actually do all day. The end result is of course a poo poo ton of growing pains where we're now suddenly expected to wrangle our ticketing schema to report on KPIs in a way it was never designed to do and isn't equipped to. Caught in the middle are a few hundred tickets that assorted groups are stuck with ownership for pending other departments, but we can't reassign tickets or hold those other departments accountable for yet because the new management hasn't agreed on how to deal with that yet. There's also an absolute gently caress ton of extra busy work because every tiny thing needs to be meticulously documented so now most of my day is putting in 30-45 minutes of documentation work for a job that takes me 30 seconds. But I don't even mind that so much because I've always been very good with my documentation and always complained about the amount of effort I've spent trying to figure out what other people did because they didn't write anything down. Long term we're gonna see big changes and big changes are scary, but I honestly believe it's going to be for the better. Best case I end up with new, more interesting responsibilities and a title bump, worst case I just keep doing what I'm already doing, which is being mildly annoyed and doing what I'm told to do like a good cog.
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dpkg chopra posted:Will likely be accepting an offer and giving my two weeks notice tomorrow. I'm going to go against established wisdom - best way to quit a remote job is to keyboard goop
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That's just the remote version of taking a dump on your boss's desk.
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Eric the Mauve posted:I'm Eric the Mauve, and I approve this message. Good post and repost (ie not one of mine) I was texted yesterday by old HR asking if I would do an interview. This reaffirms my decision to just ignore their exit interview request. I (somehow) managed to resign gracefully and be missed, anything else I say can only make whatever opinion they had of me worse.
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Tomfoolery posted:I'm going to go against established wisdom - best way to quit a remote job is to keyboard goop Way ahead of you buddy. The keyboard is mine so I’m not sure how this helps, though???
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Renegret posted:That's just the remote version of taking a dump on your boss's desk. If he was planning to stick around for 6 more months (maybe for a bonus), and was willing to spend that time stretching out his anus, I would have recommended a much better option EDIT: dpkg chopra posted:Way ahead of you buddy. The keyboard is mine so I’m not sure how this helps, though??? Is it too late to request an expensive ergonomic keyboard Tomfoolery fucked around with this message at 14:35 on May 14, 2024 |
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Renegret posted:Long term we're gonna see big changes and big changes are scary, but I honestly believe it's going to be for the better. Best case I end up with new, more interesting responsibilities and a title bump, worst case I just keep doing what I'm already doing, which is being mildly annoyed and doing what I'm told to do like a good cog. We are in much the same boat and I absolutely have your mentality. We are getting a new high up IT leader from outside the company (for probably the first time in decades), and it could be better or it could be worse but it WILL be different and that’s absolutely what we need because the current status quo is pure garbage.
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Renegret posted:If it's anything like my org, if I don't follow up on an issue it's my fault. Goddamn thread title length limits!! This is absolutely the case where I am too. It’s always a mad dash for people to foist anything off on someone else and then their follow up is just telling their manager “I asked priznat to do it” which usually meant they teams messaged me at 6AM my time. However I absolutely can not foist things off both due to my own personality and my boss requiring follow through. He has said any of those requests just forward to him (and usually they do not escalate and just back off)
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Business, Finance, and Careers > Corporate Megathread: it's my fault for not nagging them enough.
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Arquinsiel posted:The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Business, Finance, and Careers > Corporate Megathread: it's my fault for not nagging them enough. The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Business, Finance, and Careers > Corporate Megathread: it's my fault
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Baddog posted:The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Business, Finance, and Careers > Corporate Megathread: it's my fault It's not me. It's the workers who are wrong.
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Baddog posted:The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Business, Finance, and Careers > Corporate Megathread: it's my fault Can we start a corporate management thread and title it Corporate Management Thread: It's Not My Fault
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Eric the Mauve posted:Can we start a corporate management thread and title it Corporate Management Thread: It's Not My Fault Only if people don’t post in there directly instead direct others to post on their behalf
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I’m neither R or A for this task which means I don’t give a Rat’s rear end.
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priznat posted:Only if people don’t post in there directly instead direct others to post on their behalf "I need an urgent effortpost, the mods and IKs have called for a thread bump." thread bump is cancelled, no effortpost is ever posted, repeat every month
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Trabant posted:"I need an urgent effortpost, the mods and IKs have called for a thread bump." Get a PM to manage the post schedule and poke the underlings to actually do something on schedule
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We paid $5million to a vendor to write an AI to bump the thread for us. *is a 30 line python script*
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priznat posted:Only if people don’t post in there directly instead direct others to post on their behalf Also, I don't think we can embed powerpoints in posts yet. Shrieking Muppet posted:Isn’t inaction or QA taking too long also frowned upon by the FDA Yes, if the inaction / too long is impacting existing product or putting patient safety / agreed-upon supply at risk. So like, inaction in response to a product complaint or an internal product investigation? Bad to very bad. Inaction against a process improvement or equipment change to meet early clinical projected demand or to add a new functionality? Not their problem, no impact to existing patients or agreements, that's just a problem with your business model. My stuff is early phase clinical. The FDA gives no shits if QA is slow to review qualification protocols to introduce new types of equipment at my stage of development. Sundae fucked around with this message at 17:58 on May 14, 2024 |
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I got McKinsey to analyze my posting style and they just came back with one word : “stop” It cost $150k
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Sundae posted:Also, I don't think we can embed powerpoints in posts yet. Export as images and make a huge rear end jpeg out of all of them. Or one slide per post.
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priznat posted:I got McKinsey to analyze my posting style and they just came back with one word : “stop” underpriced tbf
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priznat posted:I got McKinsey to analyze my posting style and they just came back with one word : “stop”
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KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:underpriced tbf See, I was gonna say that sounded surprisingly concise, but you're also not wrong.
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I will do the needful. Please advise...
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priznat posted:I got McKinsey to analyze my posting style and they just came back with one word : “stop” they should have also told you that for another 500k they can reduce your posting by 30%
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Finally, truth in titles
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Trabant posted:Finally, truth in titles lmao that's a real company They are hiring a Technology Analyst and an Engineering Technician. For the analyst role: quote:The job holder will own the business IT roadmap and will play a key role in delivery of roadmap projects supporting the business to stay ahead of emerging cyber threats. Yes that does sound like a job one would drink a lot doing.
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Nah man, give me back my ssh keys I’m cool to access this drive
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3 DONG HORSE posted:I will do the needful. Thank.
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dpkg chopra posted:Nah man, give me back my ssh keys I’m cool to access this drive No way. Telnet home or else I'm calling infosec Renegret fucked around with this message at 01:05 on May 15, 2024 |
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There's a new person on our project team that doesn't know how to answer A/B questions. "Hey. Do you think we should do A or B?" "Yes." "Did you reply to the business with A or B?" "Yes." It's happened several times over the past couple days, so I'm pretty sure it's not a fluke. I know "Yes" is technically a correct answer in those scenarios - they did in fact do A or B - but it's making me want to throw my computer.
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If they're technically inclined, just tweak your typing slightly. "Should we go with A XOR B? Please respond in the form of a logic table."
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