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Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Macklemore going to the Bizarro universe and meeting Tom Macdonald.

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DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

HashtagGirlboss posted:

You must place a deposit worth three times the value of dinner and drinks to hit this

bedpan posted:

using "nonrefundable cleaning deposit" as a euphemism for the money spent going to the urgent care VD clinic

i say swears online posted:

[swiping through zillow listing] so...does the carpet match the drapes?

Lol

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

telling a pregnant tenant that their contract bans subletting

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
The Beekeeper joins Hamas

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

accusing konami of spreading misinformation with Contra because there was no spread rifle powerup was ever mentioned during the Iran-Contra Affair

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

israeli tom green

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

lobster shirt posted:

israeli tom green

Shlomo Got Fingered

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

lobster shirt posted:

israeli tom green

isnt that just sascha baron cohen

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

college student becoming a 3rd worlder after walking through an encampment

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

i say swears online posted:

bringing my hive to the groomer for a combing

lol

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

seductive pose in lingerie, up against the fireplace: yup, load-bearing.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Sean Hannity finally learning how to read and realizing how wrong he is about everything

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

how about joe reagan and he hosts fear factor

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Time-displaced Miles O'Brien becomes Bill O'Reilly and creates MAGA Communism for real

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Joe gaygan the host of queer factor

Son of Sorrow
Aug 8, 2023
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

pillsburysoldier posted:

Sean Hannity finally learning how to read and realizing how wrong he is about everything

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Extraterrestrials built the bass pro pyramid

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Extraterrestrials built the bass pro pyramid

Lol

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

chinese conspiracy theorist in 3045 who thinks the Las Vegas Sphere was built by aliens bc it doesn't make sense that late period American empire was capable of building it themselves

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Extraterrestrials built the bass pro pyramid

heh

my_custom_username
Nov 30, 2023

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Extraterrestrials built the bass pro pyramid

my_custom_username
Nov 30, 2023

Making a 3 hr video about a how a Smash player is fascist

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

my_custom_username posted:

Making a 3 hr video about a how a Smash player is fascist

Free Smacist

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

door to door alarm system salesman casing houses.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Extraterrestrials built the bass pro pyramid

This is just plainly true

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Harley Quinn using weaponised language of therapy and teaching it to the Joker

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

Having read almost nothing on the topic specifically, I have begun ranting at people in public that General Ulysses S Grant was not just randomly drunk and a failure for no reason.

The much more reasonable explanation is that he had big plans for reconstruction and the bourgeoisie told him that he must stop or else his family will be killed.

I just completely made this up based on my insane dedication to CSPAM thought. Does anyone know if this is actually true? Again I have already told several people in public that it is true. Please do not be alarmed, I am describing a fun scenario with friends, however, I am aware that these accusations are outrageously offensive to normies and I would like to know if I happen to be correct.

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

What if literally nothing was ever written to suggest that Grant had good plans, and everything was written to suggest that he was a dumb worthless fuckup? Is that enough evidence to say I'm wrong? Probably; its not like ancient times when Plato completely fabricated the person and story of socrates

edit: obviously you should always read a thread first, before posting, which i did not. i will return if i ever have a fun little joke post. i will continue my search for the correct ideologically pure chat thread

Cool Bear has issued a correction as of 07:29 on May 17, 2024

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

Captain Jean Luc Picard of the Napoleonic Space Service, fighting against the perfidious British and their new Romulan allies

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

cool bear

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

In fairness, Ulysses S. Grant Is A CIA Op A Century Before The CIA Existed Truther is a pretty good political bit

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
bernie sanders epstein tape

Son of Sorrow
Aug 8, 2023
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

it's a good bit

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

American Geo guesser guy that sees a lovely fence and a dirt road and instantly slams Colombia when the answer is Oregon.

Sancho Banana
Aug 4, 2023

Not to be confused with meat.
Lithuanian who believes that Jews in the pale of settlement were colonizers but that Israelis aren't

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Sancho Banana posted:

Lithuanian who believes that Jews in the pale of settlement were colonizers but that Israelis aren't

You could just say Lithuanian

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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
The "you lie!" massacre

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