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Borsche69
May 8, 2014

This game is so loving good. gently caress all of you Nintendo haters that doubted the Big N. This thing is for real, and it's epic. Have fun with your PS4s and Xbox Ones, playing absolutely no games, while I'm enjoying my massive library of just great loving games, that continues to grow by the day.

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Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!
Thank our Lord, Jesus Christ, for Mario Kart 8.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

Thank our Lord, Jesus Christ, for Mario Kart 8.

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
gently caress YEAH! I'm screaming this poo poo 24/7 in the gym, gently caress you all that hate this game, this game is the best. Eat my poo poo, go to hell all you haters. 15 years of my life is nothing compared to 15 years of your lovely hate filled life of nothing but masturbating to anime trannies. gently caress you all, YCS really did suck and you all are left sucking a giant dick and the cum is your lovely posts and you gobble like the homos you are. I'm going to E3 in like 5 hours. With me. Hell yeah, furry bounce house.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

Thank our Lord, Jesus Christ, for Mario Kart 8.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Cyra posted:

gently caress YEAH! I'm screaming this poo poo 24/7 in the gym, gently caress you all that hate this game, this game is the best. Eat my poo poo, go to hell all you haters. 15 years of my life is nothing compared to 15 years of your lovely hate filled life of nothing but masturbating to anime trannies. gently caress you all, YCS really did suck and you all are left sucking a giant dick and the cum is your lovely posts and you gobble like the homos you are. I'm going to E3 in like 5 hours. With me. Hell yeah, furry bounce house.

Take this creepy poo poo some place else. This is the thread for epic Mario Kart 8 gaming, and all true Nintendo fans.

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

Thank our Lord, Jesus Christ, for Mario Kart 8.

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

Karts>Bikes

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
it's pretty good

sexy cougar on the prowl
Dec 31, 2008
I am glad for Mario. :)

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
4/5 does not have babby park

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

the babbys have graduated to grown up tracks

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
I really hate the sheer amount of babies in this game they don't even canonically make sense anymore.

Famous TV Dad
Nov 1, 2011

I played through the first 4 cups in Grand Prix with 2 others aaannnnd its great! THats my verdict!

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Liquid Penguins posted:

4/5 does not have babby park
this subforum is baby park

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Endorph posted:

this subforum is baby park
nothing happens
repeats itself over and over
tons of babies

Famous TV Dad
Nov 1, 2011

mt wario is really cool. you start off in a wintry forest, then you go through a dam even literally riding on the side of it, then you finish by going down a ski course.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Liquid Penguins posted:

4/5 does not have babby park

baby park in gamecube was real cool because it was like 2 seconds a lap but you had 8 laps.

double dash was really cool cause they just went all out on gimmick items.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

The Taint Reaper posted:

I really hate the sheer amount of babies in this game they don't even canonically make sense anymore.

Lol, I didn't know you were in this game.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

[said in the queerest voice possible] They don't even canonically make tehnthe anymore.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Borsche69 posted:

[said in the queerest voice possible] They don't even canonically make tehnthe anymore.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Borsche69 posted:

Lol, I didn't know you were in this game.

No sorry There's no baby Link.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

The shittier $60 Sonic and All Stars Racing Transformed, has saved gaming. Funnel hot tar into my rear end in a top hat.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Knuc U Kinte posted:

The shittier $60 Sonic and All Stars Racing Transformed, has saved gaming. Funnel hot tar into my rear end in a top hat.

Diddy Kong and Crash Team Racing were both underappreciated in their time too.


There's like 4 courses which look like ripoffs from SRT.

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

Knuc U Kinte posted:

The shittier $60 Sonic and All Stars Racing Transformed, has saved gaming. Funnel hot tar into my rear end in a top hat.

Piss off. Sonic and All Stars Racing Transformed doesn't even have Luigi.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

Piss off. Sonic and All Stars Racing Transformed doesn't even have Luigi.

Luigi wasn't even a thing until Sonic got Tails.

Contra Calculus
Nov 6, 2009

Gravy Boat 2k
Luigi was a thing before you were born, bitch

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Contra Calculus posted:

Luigi was a thing before you were born, bitch

Well yeah he first appeared in Mario Bros. for the Atari. But nobody cared about him until post Super Mario World.

Even the first Mario Bros. Commercial ever, shows that Mario doesn't care about him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnU-2HRJNO4

Black Baby Goku.
Feb 5, 2014

by Lowtax
So long gay friend of the family!

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
game needs anti-aliasing though. too many jaggies

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
gettin' mad axemaniac vibes here

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
they took out the part in royal raceway where you could visit the mario 64 castle

gently caress this game

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Cyra posted:

they took out the part in royal raceway where you could visit the mario 64 castle

gently caress this game

I spent 15 minutes looking for that castle to only find this out too.

I even tried to jump off the course during the big ramp sequence and nothing, you can't break free like you could in MK64. I did succeed getting out of Mt Wario though, did you know all the toads at the end are just a bunch of animated textures put on an empty plane to give the appearance of many toads?

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Cyra posted:

they took out the part in royal raceway where you could visit the mario 64 castle

gently caress this game

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer

Knuc U Kinte posted:

The shittier $60 Sonic and All Stars Racing Transformed, has saved gaming. Funnel hot tar into my rear end in a top hat.

look man I know the wii u is expensive but you don't have to talk like a crazy

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
sonic asrt is mostly good. gently caress having to play on hard to unlock everything, though

Kewpuh
Oct 22, 2003

when i dip you dip we dip

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

Thank our Lord, Jesus Christ, for Mario Kart 8.

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

*dons fedora* mario kart 8 sucks


Cyra posted:

they took out the part in royal raceway where you could visit the mario 64 castle

gently caress this game

what the gently caress

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Abandon
Nov 23, 2006

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

Thank our Lord, Jesus Christ, for Mario Kart 8.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxk4qDGuKlA

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