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A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
Mine is a Hummer H1. I want to be able to run over children and small animals without feeling my suspension rising.

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verily carefree

car go fast

verily carefree

not as fast as dog

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

a single heh posted:

not as fast as dog

I think cars do go faster than dogs...

Blue's Clues

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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Jun 28, 2014

WindmillSlayer

Pagani Zonda Tricolore

WindmillSlayer

Blue's Clues posted:

Pagani Zonda

:hfive:

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Blue's Clues posted:

Pagani Zonda

WindmillSlayer posted:

Pagani Zonda Tricolore


You want stupid italian cars. go move to europe you frenchies.

WindmillSlayer

Angry Fish posted:

You want stupid italian cars. go move to europe you frenchies.

This piece of loving poo poo just called the Pagani Zonda stupid.

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

WindmillSlayer posted:

This piece of loving poo poo just called the Pagani Zonda stupid.

At least I didn't want to drive some italian mario's lovely carbon fiber cuntmobile.

It looks like a car for losers.

WindmillSlayer

Angry Fish posted:

At least I didn't want to drive some italian mario's lovely carbon fiber cuntmobile.

It looks like a car for losers.

This piece of loving poo poo said the Pagani Zonda was stupid, because he is very, very stupid.

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

WindmillSlayer posted:

This piece of loving poo poo said the Pagani Zonda was stupid, because he is very, very stupid.

I'll pour loving an LD50 dose of testosterone in your loving cereal if you call my judgement stupid again, WMS.

pig slut lisa

irl is good


bumblebee

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
a hearse, but only if i'm riding in the back.

WindmillSlayer

Angry Fish posted:

I'll pour loving an LD50 dose of testosterone in your loving cereal if you call my judgement stupid again, WMS.

I can understand thinking the Pagani Zonda is ugly. I can understand thinking its unnecessary. I cant understand calling it stupid, because I have what some people call brain cells.

pig slut lisa

irl is good


Qwerinty posted:

a hearse, but only if i'm riding in the back.

rosa parks fought for "freedom" but then why did she just take having to ride in the back of the hearse lying down??

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

WindmillSlayer posted:

I can understand thinking the Pagani Zonda is ugly. I can understand thinking its unnecessary. I cant understand calling it stupid, because I have what some people call brain cells.

Ugly
Unnecessary
Deathtrap
Stupidly overpriced
Italian.

Flynn Taggart

Time machine delorean

Eye of Widesauron

I want a Geo Tracker with a 12 inch lift, 22 inch rims, massive tires, truck nuts and a decal that says

C H O D E

down both sides

pig slut lisa

irl is good


WindmillSlayer posted:

I can understand thinking the Pagani Zonda is ugly. I can understand thinking its unnecessary. I cant understand calling it stupid, because I have what some people call brain cells.

"hello, i would like to order one italian sportcar please. why yes, i will be sitting in the same traffic jams as everyone else, why do you ask?"

WindmillSlayer

Angry Fish posted:

Ugly
Unnecessary
Deathtrap
Stupidly overpriced
Italian.

You are dumb.

WindmillSlayer

pig slut lisa posted:

"hello, i would like to order one italian sportcar please. why yes, i will be sitting in the same traffic jams as everyone else, why do you ask?"

Jesus christ I would break the laws, crash at 230MPH, and die happy.

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

WindmillSlayer posted:

You are dumb.

I know you are but what am I?

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Widestancer posted:

I want a Geo Tracker with a 12 inch lift, 22 inch rims, massive tires, truck nuts and a decal that says

C H O D E

down both sides

I would like to mention that a Suzuki Samurai is also a very viable option.

Widestancer has great taste.

pig slut lisa

irl is good


let me seriouspost, as someone who walks to and from work everyday, including back to my place over lunch to walk my dog:

hahahahaha "dream car" hahaha getting a boner over some hunk of expensive dangerous boring metal

i mean

ooooh yeah check out the broad bent over the miata on this magazine cover, oorah!

WindmillSlayer

pig slut lisa posted:

let me seriouspost, as someone who walks to and from work everyday, including back to my place over lunch to walk my dog:

hahahahaha "dream car" hahaha getting a boner over some hunk of expensive dangerous boring metal

i mean

ooooh yeah check out the broad bent over the miata on this magazine cover, oorah!

A broad draped over it would reduce the beauty of the zonda.

Eye of Widesauron

pig slut lisa posted:

let me seriouspost, as someone who walks to and from work everyday, including back to my place over lunch to walk my dog:

hahahahaha "dream car" hahaha getting a boner over some hunk of expensive dangerous boring metal

i mean

ooooh yeah check out the broad bent over the miata on this magazine cover, oorah!

Obviously you've never seen a fedora'd gentlegoon oiled up posing with a Geo Tracker

:smuggo:

pig slut lisa

irl is good


Widestancer posted:

Obviously you've never seen a fedora'd gentlegoon oiled up posing with a Geo Tracker

:smuggo:

n...no...

:negative:

the unabonger
ive got my eye on my grandpa's '69 volkswagon bus

Pinche Rudo

68 Shelby GT 500 Cobra

WindmillSlayer

this is the most pissed ive been at someone on the internet in literal months.

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
did anyone post this yet? i feel like someone should post this

Eye of Widesauron


:greencube:





pig slut lisa

irl is good


would, would, eh...sure why not

cuntman.net

pig slut lisa posted:

"hello, i would like to order one italian sportcar please. why yes, i will be sitting in the same traffic jams as everyone else, why do you ask?"

pig slut lisa

irl is good


also is that a corpse in the pasenger seat in the first pic?

Eye of Widesauron

pig slut lisa posted:

also is that a corpse in the pasenger seat in the first pic?

it looks like a guy jacking off

probably because his buddy the Geo Tracker owner is so alfa and he cant take it anymore

geo trackers make us women leave snail trails everywhere

vapoursquid

none other
i have a mountain bike i'm really fond of

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

WindmillSlayer posted:

this is the most pissed ive been at someone on the internet in literal months.

why, because someone called you out on your awful choice in cars?

just kidding i love you

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pig slut lisa

irl is good


"dr. richman, why do you own so many different expensive cars? is it because you can drive several of them at once?"

"no. mostly they just sit in the garage away from the leaves and bird poop."

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