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california roll
Feb 23, 2009
yikes

he's killed 3 so far

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

yup thats definitely happening. hmm

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
shades of the dorner

Butthead
May 31, 2011
There must not be any Canadian teams in the Stanley Cup Finals.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
canada is finally cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=517WVJNdO5g

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


OH no police are dying what a loss.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
3 Mounties got shot in Moncton of all places.

loving Moncton, what a lovely place to die.

E: Five were shot, three died

Busy Bee
Jul 13, 2004
I thought Canada didn't have guns

Butthead
May 31, 2011

Busy Bee posted:

I thought Canada didn't have guns

They have exactly one gun and this guy is using it right now.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

canadian engineers are working around the clock to assemble a second gun to give to a good guy

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

THS posted:

canadian engineers are working around the clock to assemble a second gun to give to a good guy

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW5lZsZJE24

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
He was upset. He tasted american beer and his life was ruined.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

THS posted:

canadian engineers are working around the clock to assemble a second gun to give to a good guy

They should give it to an American who will say "The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun"

and then they shoot each other dead in a big storm of energy that pushes them back back like 100 feet

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

Alan Smithee posted:

and then they shoot each other dead in a big storm of energy that pushes them back back like 100 feet

goku

ScienceAndMusic
Feb 16, 2012

CANNOT STOP SHITPOSTING FOR FIVE MINUTES
I can't wait to hear the "if everyone else in the town had a gun" idiot rhetoric that this is sure to spawn. :allears:

Reset Button
Jan 25, 2011

lmao @ the idea of a canadian killing anyone. pussies

dk2m
May 6, 2009
i had to look up this town. why is canada so big. what is even the point. everyone who matters lives in basically amaerica. who even fuckin cares about canada. lets get rid of it. jesus christ. canada what a fukin joek. give it back to seals and eskimos.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Reset Button posted:

lmao @ the idea of a canadian killing anyone. pussies

it would suck to die at the hands of one

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lab6gyWsMXo

Butthead
May 31, 2011

Aesop Poprock posted:

it would suck to die at the hands of one

Yeah last thing I want to hear as I'm dying is some dumb maple-skinned canuck apologizing profusely.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style
If Britain didn't have knives, this may have happened.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
This man is a good guy

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I'm in charge of Canadian tourism and here is my idea for an ad: Americans are cool and our heroes are pussies

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

hard to blame him tbh

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Why didn't one of the townsfolk shoot him?

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOQ3R3MNcv8

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Black Rambo: First Blood Part II

Notmypants
Jan 3, 2014

Pants pants moose pants.

ScienceAndMusic posted:

I can't wait to hear the "if everyone else in the town had a gun" idiot rhetoric that this is sure to spawn. :allears:

This pretty much happened right as it was happening. No news on whether it was said by Americans.

Also, the cops have guns. Good guys with guns 0 Bad Guy with guns 5

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

Perry Normal posted:

My hometown is on lockdown because of a lunatic who killed three cops and injured two others. This person was upset about it, but for none of the human or compassionate reasons you would think.



As it turns out, he's the owner of a roofing business. Someone asked him on Facebook why anyone should use his business when he's such a hateful prick. His response-



Not hiding his name because gently caress him.

naem
May 29, 2011

I'M VERY SORRY BUT IM FEELING UNSTABLE MENTALLY AND IM GOING TO HAVE TO SHOOT YOU IF THAT IS OK WITH YOU EH

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

are mounties as bad as regular cops

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

Parallax Scroll posted:

are mounties as bad as regular cops

their horses poo poo in the road which is mildly annoying but i rarely if ever see them, so.

Butthead
May 31, 2011

Excels posted:

their horses poo poo in the road which is mildly annoying but i rarely if ever see them, so.

They should be required to pick up the poop just like dog owners!

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006

Miltank posted:

This man is a good guy

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i think they need a bad guy with a gun to stop him

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

THS posted:

canadian engineers are working around the clock to assemble a second gun to give to a good guy

Notmypants
Jan 3, 2014

Pants pants moose pants.

Parallax Scroll posted:

are mounties as bad as regular cops

If you read up on the history of the Mounties, you'll find that their first big thing was suppressing native unrest through violent means. So yes to your question. They also got blamed pretty bad for suppressing civil rights of protesters during the G20 in Toronto. But then, like in all places, reports blaming the police just get forgotten because the police watches the police.

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!
the G20 was incredible. they had to weld some of the manholes shut because a couple idiots tried to sneak in through the sewers. store windows got smashed.

also our government spent millions of taxpayer dollars on an artificial indoor lake, because "some of the leaders were homesick"

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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

THS posted:

canadian engineers are working around the clock to assemble a second gun to give to a good guy

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