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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Let's say for example you're the nephew of a Weed Lord and he said you could have all the weed you want.


What would you do?

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SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
smoke weed every day

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

build a house of weed brix

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

build a labyrinth out of weed bricks; there are many traps and tribulations... the prize at the end is a brick of weed

superjew
Sep 5, 2007

No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!
Why haven't they done Burning Man with weed?

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

SunAndSpring posted:

smoke weed every day

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

redshirt posted:

Let's say for example you're the nephew of a Weed Lord and he said you could have all the weed you want.


What would you do?

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

SunAndSpring posted:

smoke weed every day

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
smoke a blueberry 'gotti' and then jump in a pool and play volleyball.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

build weed twin towers and crash an airplane into them

while yelling glory to allah the most high

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i would give it all away for free

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
What if I'm the nephew of a Breadsticks Lord?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Trixie Hardcore posted:

What if I'm the nephew of a Breadsticks Lord?

my brother is the head of diabetes treatment in america...

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Trixie Hardcore posted:

What if I'm the nephew of a Breadsticks Lord?

All you can eat breadsticks and due to connections with the soup lobby, soup too.

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

Trixie Hardcore posted:

What if I'm the nephew of a Breadsticks Lord?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

:twisted: n- eff you op :twisted:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I'd probably have a lot of friends that don't do poo poo.

the roon
May 1, 2014

object impermanence
real talk: edibles business

people eat that poo poo up

FreeKillB
May 13, 2009
Give it all to Maureen Dowd.

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
I would solve the worlds energy crisis if i had unlimited weed

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I'd sell it. Unlimited money.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Waltzing Along posted:

I'd sell it. Unlimited money.
yeah then buy more weed w/ the money

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i don't like weed can it be lime a ritas

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

a hole-y ghost posted:

build a labyrinth out of weed bricks; there are many traps and tribulations... the prize at the end is a brick of weed

same, but the prize is a lit torch

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

a hole-y ghost posted:

yeah then buy more weed w/ the money

Naw. I'd throw a bunch away, too. I'd make youtube videos of putting it in garbage disposals and just randomly burning it.

Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.
you guys are all wrong

you make a weed tuxedo obviously

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

build a hemp paper industry and become a paper mogul

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
if i had unlimited weed i would become a weed sorcerer

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

SunAndSpring posted:

smoke weed every day

That Irish Gal
Jul 8, 2012

Your existence amounts to nothing more than a goldfish swimming upriver.

PS: We are all actually cats
Sleep on a bed of bud. When the bud bricks, I beget boastfully big bags of bud for a new bed.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
i wouldn't have just ran out of weed

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'd have a "Weeditorium" that was a big space with a laser show happening on the ceiling and walls and wicked tunes ripping and a dance floor, and couches and tables with snacks and drinks and games 'n poo poo and the entire space would be pumped continuously with hash smoke.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

redshirt posted:

I'd have a "Weeditorium" that was a big space with a laser show happening on the ceiling and walls and wicked tunes ripping and a dance floor, and couches and tables with snacks and drinks and games 'n poo poo and the entire space would be pumped continuously with hash smoke.
whoa lasers

like have a space laser that is powerful & accurate enough to light a joint anywhere in th e world

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
I'd become a weedmancer

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i'd have a really hot shower to open up my pores and expose my molecules. when i was all wrinkly i would get into a bathtub filled with weed molecules and over the course of a few years repeating this process my molecules would be slowly replaced with weed molecules and i would never again have to smoke weed but would be high all the time on my own fkn essence. so my brain molecules get replaced too id devise a facial rub that can soak in for hours at a time, even overnight. i would be one with the weed in time and from then on my weed could never be taken away from me except in death

Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.
guys i'm smoking weed right now can you believe it

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
I'd sell hotdogs. Free doobie with every hotdog.

MMOs & Welfare
Jan 24, 2007

by Lowtax
fire a nug of weed the size of the sun into the sun

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
id also live in a tree-house complex in the leaves and boughs of a massive gm weed bush

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big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Dolphin posted:

i don't like weed can it be lime a ritas

theres no such thing as a lime a rita lord dumass

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