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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Thankfully I stopped being relevant or cool in any way a long time ago, so nothing is lost.


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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
:corsair:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

:cry:

BeanBandit
Mar 15, 2001

Beanbandit?
Son of a bitch!
lol go to bed old man

Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009

turned 30 what

Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009

stones? did you turn 30 stones? were there cool bugs under them?

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
how do you feel about your life so far? are you happy about what you've achieved?

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
congratulations on surviving to fogeydom op

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Tweet Me Balls posted:

turned 30 what

turned 30 bottles of beer upside down and drank them


baw posted:

how do you feel about your life so far? are you happy about what you've achieved?

It's a mixed bag. I have a for-real professional career but it doesn't pay well. I still rent but I never wanted to own a house. I don't have a family but I hate kids and never want them.

I don't know how I compare to my peers, but I'm seeing a lot more people my age who live like this.


Harime Nui posted:

congratulations on surviving to fogeydom op

thnk you!

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
i don't think we'll be having kids either.there's nothing wrong with that.

anyway hows your sex life

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Tweet Me Balls posted:

turned 30 what

Straight men gay.

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
thank you for your service

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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baw posted:

anyway hows your sex life

non-existent atm. since i'm turning 30 and will go to a nursing home soon i'm sure i'll meet lots of fine ladies there


burritolingus posted:

Straight men gay.

:bigtran:


de_dust posted:

thank you for your service

thnk you i have served my country bravely by not committing any overt acts of domestic terrorism. i'm a goddam hero

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
the girl/guy ratio at nursing homes is crazy because women live longer. so yeah plenty of opportunities. good luck, op

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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baw posted:

the girl/guy ratio at nursing homes is crazy because women live longer. so yeah plenty of opportunities. good luck, op



awww yeah gonna break all dem hips

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I turned 30 five years ago and I'm still 25.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
I would say "It's all downhill from here", but soon you'll realize it's already been downhill for the last 10 years.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
i was happy to wave goodbye to my 20s tbqh. 31 has been good so far and 32 should be even better

Wingless
Mar 3, 2009

Haha you loser I'm not 30 for another few months!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Wingless posted:

Haha you loser I'm not 30 for another few months!

you should start panicking now

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
side question: when is a person too old to wear chuck taylors? that's all i have in my closet. should i throw them out and buy velcro orthopedic shoes?

I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube
i've been 30 for two years now. it's alright.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


it's cool nowadays you can be a child well into your 30s

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
it gets better

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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baw posted:

i was happy to wave goodbye to my 20s tbqh. 31 has been good so far and 32 should be even better


Obscuritatem posted:

i've been 30 for two years now. it's alright.


denial??

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
hosed up

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008

A misanthrope posted:

I still rent but I never wanted to own a house.

thingsidiotssay.dll

you're either paying your own mortgage or someone else's. You probably aren't putting money into retirement savings either

herfderf who needs equity hrrrr

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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The Fattest PI posted:

thingsidiotssay.dll

you're either paying your own mortgage or someone else's. You probably aren't putting money into retirement savings either

herfderf who needs equity hrrrr

nah i've got a 401k and Roth IRA. I don't want to own a house because I don't want to do maintenance -- like, at all. Not even shovel snow. It's worth it to me.

Plus the rent I pay is nowhere near the cost of a mortgage and property tax.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Plus my apartment is classy and trendy as gently caress. And it's in the city. I couldn't get that in the suburbs with the soccer dads and mommies.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
nobody cares about your stupid hovel

that's what being 30 means

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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comes along bort posted:

nobody cares about your stupid hovel

that's what being 30 means

who says "hovel"? are you a medieval feudal lord?

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I turn 30 next month and I'm not sure how i feel about it.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Sorry man, I turned 30 three years ago. Your life is over.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Full Metal Jackass posted:

I turn 30 next month and I'm not sure how i feel about it.

bad

you should feel bad



Iron Crowned posted:

Sorry man, I turned 30 three years ago. Your life is over.

thank you for confirming

72o
Dec 14, 2007

tip: if you don't have belly fat right now, don't eat any more cheese or sugar again, ever.

I am OK
Mar 9, 2009

LAWL

A misanthrope posted:

who says "hovel"? are you a medieval feudal lord?

His point is that now you're 30, every accomplishment you have and every POV you have is something nobody gives a gently caress about any more.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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I am OK posted:

His point is that now you're 30, every accomplishment you have and every POV you have is something nobody gives a gently caress about any more.

ohhhh

oh yeah :(



72o posted:

tip: if you don't have belly fat right now, don't eat any more cheese or sugar again, ever.

well crap

I am OK
Mar 9, 2009

LAWL

A misanthrope posted:

ohhhh

oh yeah :(


Don't worry, it's quite freeing actually.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I told someone at work I was planning to go to Vegas to celebrate turning 30 with my wife and he said "why, so you can go to sleep in the hotel by 9?"

max ownage

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Lovely Carnitas
Dec 26, 2012

I am OK posted:

His point is that now you're 30, every accomplishment you have and every POV you have is something nobody gives a gently caress about any more.

Why not? I need to know for the future :ohdear:

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