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Tzen
Sep 11, 2001



Hello my friends, welcome to Day 5 of the 2014 FIFA World Cup. Today features 2 good matches and 1 poo poo match:

Germany vs. Portugal – Group G
Arena Fonte Nova, Salvador – 12:00pm
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Iran vs. Nigeria – Group F
Arena da Baixada, Curitiba – 3:00pm
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Ghana vs. United States – Group G
Arena das Dunas, Natal – 6:00pm



Everyone is injured, but this should be a good match.
PAST THREE MEETINGS…
Germany 1 (Gomez) Portugal 0, Euro Championships, June 2012
Portugal 2(Gomes, Postiga) Germany 3 (Schweinsteiger, Klose, Ballack), Euro Championships, June 2008
Germany 3 (Schweinsteiger 2, Petit og) Portugal 1 (Gomes), World Cup, July 2006



No one should care about this match.
PAST MEETING…
Iran 0 Nigeria 1 (Garba), International friendly, January 1998



All you Jozy lovers, get ready for a feast! U-S-A! U-S-A!
PAST THREE MEETINGS…
USA 1 (Donovan) Ghana 2 (Boateng, Gyan), World Cup, June 2010
Ghana 2(Dramani, Appiah) USA 1(Dempsey), World Cup, June 2006


Really though, this day is all about the Group of Death to America: GROUP G


Want to know more about the teams? Visit their threads.
Germany
Portugal
Iran
Nigeria
Ghana
United States of America
The JOZY ALTIDORE CHALLENGE THREAD 2013-14

Beer thread for beer drinkers. I for one will be getting shitfaced on a Monday at 3pm in the afternoon.
Need a stream? Univision has the best.

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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
I believe Jozy will be humbled by the third world.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
In Jozy We Trust.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
2-1, 0-1, 1-1

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

We're averaging 3.3 goals a game so far long may it continue.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Mmm Gonna skip that Iran match, been nice to have all these poo poo matches mixed in to get a break. Think I'll go for a bike ride and get real smashed, then be too tired to get stressed out over how poo poo the US team is. Or maybe just do PC gaming.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí


break their backs, gently caress them in the rear end, make them humble

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Portugal's got this guys.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
more football! i love football!

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

going to sleep through germany vs portugal then watch the replay during the iran match :madmax:

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Thats scary as hell.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



my stepdads beer posted:

going to sleep through germany vs portugal then watch the replay during the iran match :madmax:

this except I'll be at work

:911::911::911::911::911:

Seph
Jul 12, 2004

Please look at this photo every time you support or defend war crimes. Thank you.
Jozy will score the winning goal late in the second half, calling it now

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

We're averaging 3.3 goals a game so far long may it continue.

Hmm I expect the black stars to beat usa 3.3 - 0 then

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Jozy will do gently caress all

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
He's ghana be poo poo.

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


Ghana beat South Korea 4-0, so I'll be expecting a similar performance today.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Aw yiss I can't wait to watch Andranik and co kick some Nigerian rear end

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country
made a multibet on germany/nigeria/ghana win

$1200 payout

bring it

:shepspends:

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Can't wait to see Ronaldo and Jozy score a hat-trick today.

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:
There's no way the denchest team in the cup will lose tonight

Seph
Jul 12, 2004

Please look at this photo every time you support or defend war crimes. Thank you.

Frankston posted:

Can't wait to see Ronaldo and Jozy score a hat-trick today.

The problem with this is that Ronaldo is poo poo, whereas Jozy is a true American hero.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
Today is the day German Hero Miroslav Klose is gonna break Fat Ronald's goalscoring record because he's gonna score all the goals.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Ghana beating the USA will be enough to end the forum servers' long suffering.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
argh I just got in to work and my boss told me there's a work event this evening at 6 PM which is exactly when the GER-POR game starts. This is what I get for working in academia.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Eau de MacGowan posted:



break their backs, gently caress them in the rear end, make them humble

Iran number one! USA *phtooie*!

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

hopterque posted:

Today is the day German Hero Miroslav Klose is gonna break Fat Ronald's goalscoring record because he's gonna score all the goals.

This! This!



I also happen to have Klose in my fantasy team, so :smuggo:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Klose won't start.

Katana Gomai posted:

Ghana beating the USA will be enough to end the forum servers' long suffering.
At this rate, the Americas waking up and getting on the forums will be enough.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
I need Jozy to step up so I don't spend a month on the sidelines.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
He doesn't have to start, sub him on, let him score all the goals, call it a day.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
I think we're ready for a matchday full of draws.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Apparently Michael Schumacher has woken up from his coma. Fate is with Germany, they're gonna go bananas.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Eau de MacGowan posted:

Apparently Michael Schumacher has woken up from his coma. Fate is with Germany, they're gonna go bananas.

Podolski is gonna be so pumped he's gonna nutmeg Cronaldo 69 times and score 420 goals

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

Eau de MacGowan posted:

Apparently Michael Schumacher has woken up from his coma. Fate is with Germany, they're gonna go bananas.

This is great news.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Dunban posted:

Podolski is gonna be so pumped he's gonna nutmeg Cronaldo 69 times and score 420 goals

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

:gbsmith:

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Anyway, I'll be watching today's games in a bar, so please make all of the posts, try to be as pumped and positive as Poldi, and have fun with this forum made of sticks and fail :unsmigghh:

lmaoboy1998
Oct 23, 2013
you can't pc game at the bar

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Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Times only in EST, "stream thread" is a link to some US broadcaster.. poor OP loving poor OP gently caress you

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