Alcohol is for IDIOTS!

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Ace of Baes

When I see people going out and drinking shots of liquor and drinking down beers I honestly just feel bad for them. I mean are you that dumb and boring that you need to poison yourself just to have fun or seem interesting? Plus it's freaking expensive, yeah you can pay $8 for that shot of Tequila, I'll be over here drinking water for free, or Mountain Dew Baja blast for like $2 for a 20oz. Drinking and getting drunk is for idiots.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 18:36

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 08:41

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sounds like you are teh perfect candidate for drinking and geting drunk idiot OP

# ? Jul 5, 2014 18:37

www

i think getting drunk is fun but you're entitled to your opinion op

# ? Jul 5, 2014 18:38

BeanBandit: Beanbandit?
Son of a bitch!

I don't like it either, OP, but everyone has different tastes.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 18:39

A shrubbery!: I LOOK DOWN ON MY REAL LIFE FRIENDS BECAUSE OF THEIR VIDEO GAME PURCHASING DECISIONS.

I'M THAT MUCH OF AN INSUFFERABLE SPERGLORD

The people who say "I don't need alcohol to have a good time and be social" are always cripplingly awkward and uncomfortable socially.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 18:40

Peroxide Cowboy

A shrubbery! posted:

The people who say "I don't need alcohol to have a good time and be social" are always cripplingly awkward and uncomfortable socially.

I don't drink anymore; however, ........

:negative:

Never mind.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 18:42

vocaloid orgasm: I keep on singing
Eternal life
VOCALOID

Nacho Destroyer posted:

When I see people going out and drinking shots of liquor and drinking down beers I honestly just feel bad for them. I mean are you that dumb and boring that you need to poison yourself just to have fun or seem interesting? Plus it's freaking expensive, yeah you can pay $8 for that shot of Tequila, I'll be over here drinking water for free, or Mountain Dew Baja blast for like $2 for a 20oz. Drinking and getting drunk is for idiots.

it's cheaper than cocaine

i love booze

# ? Jul 5, 2014 18:43

a.lo

I don't pay for my drinks that's how incredible I am.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 18:46

Peroxide Cowboy

Nacho Destroyer posted:

Son, please come home.

FTFY

# ? Jul 5, 2014 18:50

mojo1701a: Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

That's why I make my own moonshine. poo poo is cheap, especially when it just sits in someone's pickup truck.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 18:51

Harime Nui: The New Insincerity

Lol Mountain Dew has made you sterile Greg

# ? Jul 5, 2014 18:52

ashgromnies

I used to be able to drink but now it mostly just makes my stomach upset

Does kinda suck cuz alcohol is so socially present. I enjoy drinking with ppl but I'm basically guaranteed to get acid reflux and puke

# ? Jul 5, 2014 18:53

a misanthrope

ima drunk drive over your gramma op

# ? Jul 5, 2014 18:54

Soft Shell Crab

I've seen this same thread atleast ten times before. Word for word.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 18:56

Sponge Baathist: by FactsAreUseless

ashgromnies posted:

I used to be able to drink but now it mostly just makes my stomach upset

Does kinda suck cuz alcohol is so socially present. I enjoy drinking with ppl but I'm basically guaranteed to get acid reflux and puke

you are not alone you should try to smoke some weed

# ? Jul 5, 2014 18:58

prezbuluskey: A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.

"haha i never buy my own drinks when i go out. next time we go out i should have guys buy me drinks and ill give them to you!"

# ? Jul 5, 2014 18:58

Corn Thongs

I accept that I'm an idiot so I can drink all I want.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 19:01

King Vidiot: You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Nacho Destroyer posted:

I mean are you that dumb and boring that you need to poison yourself just to have fun or seem interesting?

No, but every once in a while I like to drink with friends because it's one facet of my multi-faceted existence. It's called "having varied interests", which is an important part of being interesting.

Personally, I feel bad for people who can't drink because it destroys their lives due to alcoholism, or people who can't drink because they adamantly refuse to because of personal hang-ups. You just seem like a total wet blanket and I feel sad for you. Or at least I would if you didn't just copy and paste your OP from somewhere else.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 19:09

flerp

I don't drink and I'm an incredibly boring person.

I really should drink more. Thanks OP :thumbsup:

# ? Jul 5, 2014 19:20

Cursed Lumberjack: A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Anime Device posted:

I don't pay for my drinks that's how incredible I am.

are you this lady? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3647820

because i think technically sucking 24 dicks is a form of payment

# ? Jul 5, 2014 19:26

Hingehead

A shrubbery! posted:

The people who say "I don't need alcohol to have a good time and be social" are always cripplingly awkward and uncomfortable socially.

True story, because I am exactly like this.

A shot of tequlia or two will indeed loosen you up and not make you look like an autistic idiot.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 22:13

Myrddin_Emrys: by Hand Knit

A shrubbery! posted:

The people who say "I don't need alcohol to have a good time and be social" are always cripplingly awkward and uncomfortable socially.

I find the people who say that are always the ones who are obviously not having a good time nor are being social because they are not on the same wave length as those who are drinking and having a jolly good time.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 22:27

Guancho: You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

A shrubbery! posted:

The people who say "I don't need alcohol to have a good time and be social" are always cripplingly awkward and uncomfortable socially.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 22:30

blulight89

The 'Mountain Dew Baja Blast' comment is how I know this is a troll.

No one would be that hilariously specific.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 22:39

BeanBandit: Beanbandit?
Son of a bitch!

blulight89 posted:

The 'Mountain Dew Baja Blast' comment is how I know this is a troll.

No one would be that hilariously specific.

ha ha yeah i figured it out too! :xd:

# ? Jul 5, 2014 22:41

TheScuta 6.66: Don't rip me off.

blulight89 posted:

The 'Mountain Dew Baja Blast' comment is how I know this is a troll.

No one would be that hilariously specific.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 22:42

Justin Tyme

"drinking to intoxication" is often a "symptom" of alcoholism but i wanna know what luddite came up with that diagnosis because the whole point of drinking is to get tipsy and have fun being a dumb rear end in a top hat imo

# ? Jul 5, 2014 22:47

Rando: by Fluffdaddy

I'm half a fifth into pure Kentucky oak aged idiocy as we speak, og.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 22:47

SIDS Vicious

i drank this week for the first time in almost a year and when i go home tomorrow i will return to not drinking ever and just smoke my marinuanas

# ? Jul 5, 2014 22:48

Ace of Baes

King Vidiot posted:

No, but every once in a while I like to drink with friends because it's one facet of my multi-faceted existence. It's called "having varied interests", which is an important part of being interesting.

Personally, I feel bad for people who can't drink because it destroys their lives due to alcoholism, or people who can't drink because they adamantly refuse to because of personal hang-ups. You just seem like a total wet blanket and I feel sad for you. Or at least I would if you didn't just copy and paste your OP from somewhere else.

lmao

# ? Jul 5, 2014 22:50

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# ? Jul 5, 2014 23:10

i am he

wow so many new faces, hello everybody

# ? Jul 5, 2014 23:40

mazzi Chart Czar

Nacho Destroyer posted:

When I see people going out and drinking shots of liquor and drinking down beers I honestly just feel bad for them. I mean are you that dumb and boring that you need to poison yourself just to have fun or seem interesting? Plus it's freaking expensive, yeah you can pay $8 for that shot of Tequila, I'll be over here drinking water for free, or Mountain Dew Baja blast for like $2 for a 20oz. Drinking and getting drunk is for idiots.

And yet you still watch them, from your water corner.

# ? Jul 6, 2014 00:07

Harime Nui: The New Insincerity

At last the thread has moved to blob, now I can tell op just what caliber of fawg he is

# ? Jul 6, 2014 00:12

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Moderation is the key.

# ? Jul 6, 2014 00:17

dogcrash truther

i am he posted:

wow so many new faces, hello everybody

the only way you'll ever see them again is if they bookmarked this thread lmao

# ? Jul 6, 2014 00:17

i am he

dogcrash truther posted:

the only way you'll ever see them again is if they bookmarked this thread lmao

you never know! maybe they were in the middle of typing a reply when it was moved, and when they found themselves in byob they were intrigued....

# ? Jul 6, 2014 00:32

Tom Sellout: $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

how can people ever say they hate alcohol when they don't even drink enough to ever acquire a taste, smdh

drinking a fantastic moscato leggero desert wine atm, delivered from a califronia vineyard. refreshing, but very sweet. best served chilled, try it sometime

# ? Jul 6, 2014 00:46

Rando: by Fluffdaddy

i am he posted:

you never know! maybe they were in the middle of typing a reply when it was moved, and ~~when~~ they found themselves in byob ~~they were intrigued~~....

# ? Jul 6, 2014 01:13

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 08:41

i am he

Rando posted:

and now they're posting here

# ? Jul 6, 2014 01:18

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