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1: fax blast 2: hire a skywriter to write resignation in binary (bonus if they use chemtrails) 3: give weev your creds 4: tell coworker "I don't really like TechCrunch" by watercooler; the CEO will let you go within 2 hours 5: send a telepresence robot to break the news 6: hello.jpg on company twitter account
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7: gas thread, ban op
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Valeyard posted:ask for advice in the yospos cjs thread, get told to leave yuor job without any backup and then spend months sitting on the couch playing games and selling your possessions to stay alive lol 9: buy a sweet motorhome
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10: tell everyone you wrote a chrome extension for SA
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send an email to the ceo, cc in the entire company maillist, with a picture of you making GBS threads on your desk
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constantly update your linkedin on the projector screen at meetings
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suicide
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they put bitterant in those so you don't huff it replace the main webpage with a redirect to YOSPOS
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thought that said Silver Alicorn posted:they put bittorrent in those so you don't huff it
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My favorite way to quit a job is to respectfully tell your boss that you've received an offer from another company and that you haven't made any decisions yet, but you wanted to let him know. then when they're like "hey have more money to stay please" be like no thanks and respectfully give your notice. The most important part is that you should do a good job for the last 2 wks because its helpful to your former coworkers to be correctly brought up to speed on your projects and helps you maintain good connections in case you need contacts for a new job down the road.
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i quit. you got 2 weeks to suck all the knowledge out of my head, but i am done doin' poo poo around here
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Roctor posted:My favorite way to quit a job is to respectfully tell your boss that you've received an offer from another company and that you haven't made any decisions yet, but you wanted to let him know. then when they're like "hey have more money to stay please" be like no thanks and respectfully give your notice. look at this scrub not burning his bridges and salting the earth behind him 69: post a craigslist want ad for your soon-to-be-vacant position in the adult services category
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Jul 24, 2014 22:44
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set up all the computers to turn on and mine bitcoins overnight severance package, bitches 
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drain the halon fire suppression system and refill it with your farts
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Drain the fire suppression system and fill it with your piss
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Space-Pope posted:set up all the computers to turn on and mine bitcoins overnight i know some dudes that did this in our CS labs, except with...dogecoin.
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Before I leave, I'd just like to talk to you all for a moment about bitcoins, and how they're going to rewrite the future and the past.
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hey op how about you quit normally and don't burn any bridges like a petulant child
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j/k open all the faucets and flush all the toilets 
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read tom collins.txt over the office pa
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:6: hello.jpg on company twitter account 
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piss. lots and lots of piss. just piss. everywhere.
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:piss. lots and lots of piss. just piss. everywhere. dont describe yospos & particularly this thread
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someone buy that bear an account!!
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What's TechCrunch?
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MrMoo posted:What's TechCrunch? i need 2 see u in my ofice
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install a password o the screen saver so nobody can work
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do the deltree on the bosses compy
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steal of bunch of national secrets and run to hong kong
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Smythe posted:do the deltree on the bosses compy lol deltree god i haven't heard that term in a long rear end time
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back one out on the meeting room table
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take a dump thru the little hole in the window
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leak the nuclear codes (12345 - I've got the same combination on my luggage)
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just stop shownin up
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Squinty Applebottom posted:steal of bunch of national secrets and run to hong kong oh no, robotcat
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:leak the nuclear codes idiot
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