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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Captain from Captain and Tennille terrifies me

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

:stonk:

what is wrong with his eyes???

GAH!

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

AAAAAA! gently caress

# ? Oct 3, 2014 00:46

Afro Doug

i'm calling the police on this son of a bitch

# ? Oct 3, 2014 00:47

hemale in pain

real life anime

# ? Oct 3, 2014 00:49

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

last thing u see bee4 u die

# ? Oct 3, 2014 00:52

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

who

# ? Oct 3, 2014 00:53

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

help

# ? Oct 3, 2014 00:55

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

:gonk:

# ? Oct 3, 2014 00:56

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I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

he's seen some poo poo, out at sea...

# ? Oct 3, 2014 01:03

FluffieDuckie

they sang "love will keep us together" but it didn't

# ? Oct 3, 2014 01:15

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

FluffieDuckie posted:

they sang "love will keep us together" but it didn't

bullshit! it's because his creepy alien mind powers stopped working and she could finally escape

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:00

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

hide the young! he is coming to feed

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:02

i am he

halloween byob has gone too far

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:06

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

*whispers* I can't move....I can't...

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:07

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

_{help me help me help me help me help me}

.... oh jesus.....oh jesus christ...

please god please god I'll do anything please

no.................NO......................

...................... ...................................................

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:13

GEExCEE

i am he posted:

halloween byob has gone too far

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:15

Pizzatime

I WANNA PUNCH THAT loving EYE WITH A BRICK UNTIL IT HITS THE FLOOR LIKE A BIG BLACK MARBLE

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:19

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:21

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

the captain of tennille murdered me, by the way

# ? Oct 3, 2014 03:31

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

the captain of tennille murdered me, by the way

This is why I voted the thread 5, before this post. Although it is a pretty funny thread

# ? Oct 3, 2014 03:36

ron color

FluffieDuckie posted:

they sang "love will keep us together" but it didn't

this song is so good. his real name is dragon

# ? Oct 3, 2014 04:16

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# ? Oct 3, 2014 04:18

ron color

no. NO. I, I still like him......NOO

# ? Oct 3, 2014 04:21

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Fax Sender posted:

:ohdear:

# ? Oct 3, 2014 04:30

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# ? Oct 3, 2014 04:35

google THIS

:magical:

# ? Oct 3, 2014 04:38

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Fax Sender posted:

^{this is what stares in my window at night}

# ? Oct 3, 2014 04:41

cuntman.net

Fax Sender posted:

oh nooooo

# ? Oct 3, 2014 04:59

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# ? Oct 3, 2014 05:03

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Fax Sender posted:

:eyepop:

# ? Oct 3, 2014 05:04

City of Glompton

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# ? Oct 3, 2014 05:23

ron color

hellraiser prequel starring daryl dragon

# ? Oct 3, 2014 05:29

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# ? Oct 3, 2014 05:36

cuntman.net

you did this john glen this is your fault

# ? Oct 3, 2014 05:45

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

Fax Sender posted:

would

# ? Oct 3, 2014 05:45

nvm no cake

what the gently caress is wrong with that guys eyes

# ? Oct 3, 2014 06:19

Lil Cunty

Fax Sender posted:

this should be gsjgs halloween av

# ? Oct 3, 2014 06:21

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

sleep will be a stranger tonight

# ? Oct 3, 2014 06:22

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