NCAA WEEK AFTERMATH: Coach, what is he doing?

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HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

Well, Georgia without Todd Gurley still put up 34 points on a hapless Mizzou, as Maty Mauk was responsible for 9,726 turnovers.

TCU/Baylor scored 1,000 points culminating in TCU choking away a 21 point lead.

Bama and Arkansas had a wet fart of a game and robbed us of the greatest Finebaum show in recorded history.

And Mississippi State and Auburn played or something but gently caress both of them, it wasn't as good as this classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDdt3UBAi_Y

As of 9:41PM EST on October 11th, 2014 Brady Hoke is still employed by the University of Michigan.

HOTLANTA MAN fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Oct 12, 2014

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:43

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 16:01

fffff: Feb 11, 2014

Bama loving sucks

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:45

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
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tranime scholar posted:

ncaa please give our program the death penalty so i never have to watch mizzou football again, thanks

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:45

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Bret Bielema is a moron for not going for 2, Brock Huard is a moron for supporting the move, and the special teams are poo poo for missing that first XP.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:45

Chris Christie: Dec 26, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

[b]Arkansas . . . robbed us of the greatest Finebaum show in recorded history.

Even when Carolina has a bye week, I still end up angry by the end of the day.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:46

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

refs loving UF

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:46

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

Iowa State won a football game today! Yay!

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:46

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

pillsburysoldier posted:

refs loving UF

UF screwed UF

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:47

Basil Hayden: Oct 9, 2012; 1921!

Kentucky is one win away from bowl eligibility, and it shockingly doesn't feel like they're about to go on a seven-game losing streak, either.

There's a decent chance UK ends up in the "receiving votes" section of one or both of the polls.

This feels so weird.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:47

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Tennessee beat a fcs school

We still gave up five sacks with our first team offense :lol:

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:48

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

Basil Hayden posted:

Kentucky is one win away from bowl eligibility, and it shockingly doesn't feel like they're about to go on a seven-game losing streak, either.

There's a decent chance UK ends up in the "receiving votes" section of one or both of the polls.

This feels so weird.

You are definitely going to beat us so yeah, you are going bowling this year. Congrats man, go Wildcats.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:48

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I am still laughing at the Bama fans horrified that their team might end the season 8-4

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:48

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I am still laughing at the Bama fans horrified that their team might end the season 8-4

a bloo bloo our team wont make the title again

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:49

wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

i adopted mizzou as a secondary rooting interest this year after wazzu started their season losing to rutgers

it appears the transitive property of wsu being a dumpster fire transferred and broke the mauk. i'm so sorry

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:50

Basil Hayden: Oct 9, 2012; 1921!

pillsburysoldier posted:

refs loving UF

Florida deserves nothing but bad things until UK gets a win over them during my lifetime.

... :smith:

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:51

Emron: Aug 2, 2005

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I am still laughing at the Bama fans horrified that their team might end the season 8-4

"fans" plural

You are literally just talking about Scionix but that magically became "fans"

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:52

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

Yo can a mod make the thread title Week 7 Aftermath? My keyboard hosed up.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:52

bvlah: Aug 21, 2003; A stupid typo

It was nice being ranked while it lasted.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:52

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

Good game Louisville. At least you have the world's best bourbon to go home to...

Clemson won, and it wasn't pretty... But good god that last stand, 4th and goal on the 1. God bless college football. Now I have to pray Watson isn't too seriously injured :ohdear:

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:52

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Emron posted:

"fans" plural

You are literally just talking about Scionix but that magically became "fans"

And now I have all of these Alabama fans mad at me that I pointed it out

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:53

Tide: Mar 27, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Alabama is not very good this year. Attrition, a bad case of fumblitis, bad O line play, penalties, and a kicker that seemingly cant hit a field goal to save his life. The most fundamentally flawed team since the Shula era.

8-4 will be a miracle.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:54

JesustheDarkLord: May 22, 2006; #VolsDeep; Lipstick Apathy

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Yo can a mod make the thread title Week 7 Aftermath? My keyboard hosed up.

Please literally make it "Week 7 Aftermath? My keyboard hosed up."

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:55

JesustheDarkLord: May 22, 2006; #VolsDeep; Lipstick Apathy

Tide posted:

Alabama is not very good this year. Attrition, a bad case of fumblitis, bad O line play, penalties, and a kicker that seemingly cant hit a field goal to save his life. The most fundamentally flawed team since the Shula era.

8-4 will be a miracle.

Rocky Top, Bitch.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:55

RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

Georgia radio broadcaster Scott Howard: "We didn't have a Gurley, but we had a Chubb today."

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:55

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; damn i'm really in this bitch

Emron posted:

"fans" plural

You are literally just talking about Scionix but that magically became "fans"

You and many other Alabama fans were riding that "two bad teams" thing like you stole it

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:56

KKKLIP ART: Sep 3, 2004

I would honestly love Tennessee to beat Alabama this year

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:57

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

Seeing Mizzou fans, including SDS Mizzou, posting this to make themselves feel better. Haha yeah, gently caress those guys that not only Actually Scored Points Today but also came close to beating the 16th ranked team in the country. hurrrrrr

wheez the roux posted:

i adopted mizzou as a secondary rooting interest this year after wazzu started their season losing to rutgers

it appears the transitive property of wsu being a dumpster fire transferred and broke the mauk. i'm so sorry

do not feel bad fellow -zz fan, our lovely offensive line, our dumbass coaches and especially the idiot himself, broke mauk. I'm actually not sure if we'll win another game this season. And before you all say 'BUT VANDERBILT???', not so fast! We lost to them, at home, in 2012. Never doubt our ability to suck.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:57

Emron: Aug 2, 2005

Declan MacManus posted:

You and many other Alabama fans were riding that "two bad teams" thing like you stole it

We can absolutely be bad and still go 8-4. Watch us.

edit:
I should also say I'd be happy for 8-4. I don't really get the point you're trying to make, to be honest. Maybe we're arguing while agreeing with each other, for all I know.

Emron fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Oct 12, 2014

# ? Oct 12, 2014 02:57

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

if Alabama loses to Tennessee, the same Tennessee that choked away a loss to Florida, I will legit make a suicide attempt

No guarantee on the the execution though, it may be sloppy and half-assed much like this-year's Alabama performance

# ? Oct 12, 2014 03:01

Basil Hayden: Oct 9, 2012; 1921!

tranime scholar posted:

I'm actually not sure if we'll win another game this season. And before you all say 'BUT VANDERBILT???', not so fast! We lost to them, at home, in 2012. Never doubt our ability to suck.

2012 Vanderbilt was actually kind of good though. 2014 Vanderbilt, however, has lost to Temple and barely beat UMass.

The proper comparison is 2012 Kentucky.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 03:03

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

wheez the roux posted:

i adopted mizzou as a secondary rooting interest this year after wazzu started their season losing to rutgers

it appears the transitive property of wsu being a dumpster fire transferred and broke the mauk. i'm so sorry

You deserve what you get for that, IMO.

KU did not completely die! Against a ranked team! I didn't get to see it, but Michael Cummings(!) threw only one interception! Progress!

# ? Oct 12, 2014 03:06

KKKLIP ART: Sep 3, 2004

# ? Oct 12, 2014 03:07

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

KKKLIP ART posted:

I love College Gameday so goddamn much.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 03:07

Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

What am I looking for there?

# ? Oct 12, 2014 03:08

Emron: Aug 2, 2005

Zoran posted:

What am I looking for there?

"Malzahn eats blue waffles"

I'd advise against googling that

# ? Oct 12, 2014 03:09

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

If you don't know what a blue waffle is, don't go looking for it.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 03:09

Ben Has Tiny Weenus: Feb 17, 2007; MSU Will Not Be National Champions

So I really should learn to shut the hole under my nose.

Life is beautiful, y'all.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 03:09

Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Emron posted:

"Malzahn eats blue waffles"

I'd advise against googling that

Okay.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 03:11

chaoslord: Jan 28, 2009; Nature Abhors A Vacuum

I hate this sport so very much. Fire Brandon Allen, the OC, and Bielema into the sun.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 03:13

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 16:01

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

i googled blue waffles

wow

# ? Oct 12, 2014 03:13

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