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klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
What must I do to turn him away from this dreary fate.

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Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Blow their head off with buckshot it's the only way OP.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
Sever

their neck from their head

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

kill him for playing lol, and then yourself for making a thread about lol

koolkal
Oct 21, 2008

this thread maybe doesnt have room for 2 green xbox one avs

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

i'm gonna start playing league of legends later

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
he also plays dota, so he's double dipping into the poo poo, wriggling around in it and screaming "lewt, weapons, champs@!!!!" and i stand there watching, a single tear running down my cheek

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

klapman posted:

What must I do to turn him away from this dreary fate.

He can still be saved. You just have to get him to stop playing.


klapman posted:

he also plays dota, so he's double dipping into the poo poo, wriggling around in it and screaming "lewt, weapons, champs@!!!!" and i stand there watching, a single tear running down my cheek

Good lord. It's too late.

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
I can still save him. I'm trying to get him a steady drip of Payday 2, Borderlands the Pre-Sequel, and other epic games - I only hope it isn't too late.


e: he also plays awesomenauts though, that might be the tipping point and anubis will send him straight to hell. god come to think of it i think all he plays are mobas and nuclear throne

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

klapman posted:

I can still save him. I'm trying to get him a steady drip of Payday 2, Borderlands the Pre-Sequel, and other epic games - I only hope it isn't too late.

I like your choice of games. Solid choice on the first one, risky on the second. I respect that.

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
there's no risk, really - at the end of the day you're still playing video games, and that means its all good

OkieMurse
Nov 2, 2011

I get paid to stab people with sharp objects.

klapman posted:

there's no risk, really - at the end of the day you're still playing video games, and that means its all good

I can't quote this poo poo enough

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014
Kill klapman, he is a traitor to video games


Then kill your friend

OkieMurse
Nov 2, 2011

I get paid to stab people with sharp objects.
You may be able to wean him off with Heroes of the Storm. From what I understand its kinda like moba methadone

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine
Thanks for keeping us updated on the status of your friend.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

LoL has some sweet porn from what i saw on le e-hentai and i grinded my hog a lot to akali and sona and that chick with the nurse outfit so good luck gamer

El Wombato
Mar 19, 2008

Mexican Marsupial
what you need to do is get a spray bottle and just spray him in the fuckin face every time he starts it. treat him like the god drat animal he is.

cute anime girl
Feb 14, 2014

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

LoL has some sweet porn from what i saw on le e-hentai and i grinded my hog a lot to akali and sona and that chick with the nurse outfit so good luck gamer

from what I've seen LoL is really just softcore porn

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
LoL is so loving boring. hey lets make a warcraft 3 game except you cant build bases and you can only control one guy and oh yeah you have to get the last hit on mindless computer minions to level up or it doesnt matter at all

Slur
Mar 6, 2013

It's the Final Countdown.
So remind me why the thread needs to stop your friend from trying new things for himself and making the attempt to enjoy them, OP.

Brasseye
Feb 13, 2009
gently caress mobas

OkieMurse
Nov 2, 2011

I get paid to stab people with sharp objects.

Brasseye posted:

gently caress mobas

Eloquently said.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

OkieMurse posted:

Eloquently said.

Cannot be said enough.

AHungryRobot
Oct 12, 2012
he's beyond saving, op. the only cure is a double barrel shotgun applied directly to his face.

Falsum
May 10, 2013

Crazy for the Bros

Slur posted:

So remind me why the thread needs to stop your friend from trying new things for himself and making the attempt to enjoy them, OP.

You shouldn't try hard drugs, and you shouldn't try MOBAs either.

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Lemming posted:

Sever

their neck from their head

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
why does everyone poo poo on mobas again? Is it a meme?

LoL is pretty fun with friends and if you're mindlessly making GBS threads on it you probably just tried it and sucked dick hth

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Inject him with Ebola.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
I'm going to ironically say "epic" now.

epic.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

PantsBandit posted:

I'm going to ironically say "epic" now.

epic.

[sarcastic voice:] Oooooh.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
gently caress him in his rear end OP

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
It counts as an honor killing if you tell the judge he played league

Slur
Mar 6, 2013

It's the Final Countdown.

PantsBandit posted:

why does everyone poo poo on mobas again? Is it a meme?

Their extremely toxic communities, among other reasons.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Slur posted:

Their extremely toxic communities, among other reasons.

gently caress off

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

gently caress him in his rear end OP


WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

It counts as an honor killing if you tell the judge he played league

I have done this and can confirm this works.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

Slur posted:

Their extremely toxic communities, among other reasons.

I would rather have games where people call me a worthless loving piece of poo poo every five seconds then games where you can't say anything to anyone because a 10 year old might complain to his mommy (Destiny).

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010

klapman posted:

What must I do to turn him away from this dreary fate.

one of us

one of us

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
play league with him to end your friend ship

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1upclock
Sep 25, 2009

Taken completely out of context

Third World Reggin posted:

play league with him to end your friend ship

This is a terrible idea because it requires playing League of Legends.

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