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Check the Week 1 thread for a full explanation of the rules! I even put what teams were on bye in the OP last week, Jesus Christ I'm an idiot Week 6 Results Top Ten: Deceptive: 982 - 59 pts. JGKing: 982 - 59 pts. ChuckHead: 977 - 58 pts. rebel1608: 976 - 57 pts. Arnold Layne: 974 - 55 pts. bushisms.txt: 974 - 55 pts. Dubar: 961 - 53 pts. Thaddius the Large: 961 - 53 pts. Tavarin: 937 - 52 pts. Lt. Chips: 933 - 51 pts. The Field: OrangeKing: 927 - 50 pts. Mind_Taker: 926 - 49 pts. Christ Pseudoscientist: 925 - 48 pts. Phyein: 923 - 47 pts. ROSS MY SALAD: 918 - 46 pts. A Pale Horse: 917 - 45 pts. Chichevache: 911 - 44 pts. Butthead: 907 - 42 pts. waah: 907 - 42 pts. Apples McGrind: 906 - 41 pts. Akbar: 905 - 40 pts. Gandalf21: 891 - 39 pts. The Puppy Bowl: 883 - 38 pts. embarrasing tank: 869 - 37 pts. DupaDupa: 861 - 36 pts. OxySnake: 856 - 35 pts. pixelbot2000: 850 - 34 pts. Okibi: 837 - 33 pts. Jaysus: 835 - 32 pts. anime gently caress pillow: 830 - 31 pts. axeil: 823 - 30 pts. marioinblack: 818 - 29 pts. Haschel Cedricson: 806 - 28 pts. ffoecaf: 800 - 26 pts. WaffleZombie: 800 - 26 pts. Felter Chesthard: 796 - 25 pts. Z.S. Ghost: 795 - 24 pts. 13 year old girls: 791 - 23 pts. kalensc: 783 - 22 pts. von Metternich: 767 - 21 pts. Grittybeard: 766 - 20 pts. Phiggle: 752 - 19 pts. aBagorn: 745 - 17 pts. Ron Roenicke: 745 - 17 pts. Hockles: 735 - 16 pts. skaboomizzy: 732 - 15 pts. Miko: 724 - 14 pts. Metapod: 654 - 13 pts. Bachtere: 549 - 12 pts. Grozz Nuy: 535 - 11 pts. Cruel and Unusual: 494 - 10 pts. Alfred P. Pseudonym: 343 - 9 pts. Busts: Fenrir: 1084 - 8 pts. Mughe: 1086 - 7 pts. Nystral: 1092 - 6 pts. solauran: 1132 - 5 pts. Bjay9: 1134 - 4 pts. Big Ol Marsh Pussy: 1214 - 3 pts. No Butt Stuff: 1216 - 2 pts. OBR: 1115 - 0 pts. (Ryan Token) Tokens! The Revis Token: The modern example of the lockdown cornerback. You may use the Revis Token when your Tucker Number is a Wide Receiver. If your Tucker Number's receiving yardage would bust your score, this token sends them on a one-way ticket to Revis Island and zeroes out their yardage for the week. (I'm gonna need another new icon for this, goddamn it Darrelle) The Suh Token: Stomps plays out in the backfield, when he's not stomping on an opponent's dick. You may play the Suh Token when your Tucker Number is a Quarterback or Running Back. If your Tucker Number would bust your score, this token zeroes out their biggest passing or rushing gain of the game. It only works for one play though, so it won't save you from death by a million tiny cuts. The Willis Token: The best middle linebacker of this generation, sheds blocks like a maniac and can cover to boot. You may play the Willis Token when your Tucker Number is a Running Back or Tight End. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust your score, this token sends Willis on a one-man rampage and halves their yardage for the game. The Polamalu Token: A man whose mystique on the field is matched only by his luxurious hair. The Polamalu Token can be used no matter what position your Tucker Number plays, because Polamalu is all over the field. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust you, this token cancels out all your yardage except your Tucker Number, because you just can't keep your eyes off that hair. In addition, the Polamalu Token grants a special hair bonus of 25 extra points added to your score if you achieve a top 10 score when you declare it, but don't need its effects to keep you from busting. And one special token: The Rex Ryan Token: He doesn't play defense, but like many great defenders he sure talks a whole lot of poo poo. If you declare the Rex Ryan token during a given week, he gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you'd best be able to back up your tough talk. In addition, you can use the Ryan token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Ryan token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart! Blowhard Alert! The following users have blown their Ryan Token and are ineligible to use it for the remainder of the season unless they hit a perfect 1000: Deceptive Great White Hope Nystral solauran Jaysus Butthead Ghost of Reagan Past grah ffoecaf OxySnake OBR Week 7 Schedule Thursday Night: NYJ@NE Sunday 10AM: ATL@BAL TEN@WAS SEA@STL CLE@JAX CIN@IND MIN@BUF MIA@CHI NO@DET CAR@GB Sunday 1PM: KC@SD ARI@OAK NYG@DAL Sunday Night: SF@DEN Monday Night! HOU@PIT Bye: PHI, TB
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 09:30 |
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Season Standings Big Ol Marsh Pussy: 323 pts. marioinblack: 308 pts. Fenrir: 288 pts. JGKing: 276 pts. Dubar: 273 pts. aBagorn: 268 pts. Arnold Layne: 266 pts. Phiggle: 263 pts. Akbar: 261 pts. ROSS MY SALAD: 256 pts. Haschel Cedricson: 254 pts. anime gently caress pillow: 250 pts. von Metternich: 250 pts. The Puppy Bowl: 249 pts. Grozz Nuy: 244 pts. Felter Chesthard: 237 pts. Ron Roenicke: 235 pts. Okibi: 232 pts. Jaysus: 229 pts. Christ Pseudoscientist: 224 pts. Lt. Chips: 224 pts. Butthead: 223 pts. DupaDupa: 219 pts. rebel1608: 219 pts. ffoecaf: 214 pts. Phyein: 214 pts. skaboomizzy: 207 pts. Alfred P. Pseudonym: 204 pts. Roumba: 204 pts. pixelbot2000: 199 pts. Z.S. Ghost: 199 pts. ChuckHead: 193 pts. Mind_Taker: 193 pts. Metapod: 190 pts. No Butt Stuff: 189 pts. A Pale Horse: 188 pts. Chichevache: 187 pts. OBR: 186 pts. axeil: 182 pts. 13 year old girls: 181 pts. kalensc: 181 pts. solauran: 173 pts. waah: 171 pts. WaffleZombie: 166 pts. Apples McGrind: 165 pts. OrangeKing: 164 pts. Tavarin: 161 pts. Gandalf21: 160 pts. Bjay9: 157 pts. Hockles: 157 pts. Grittybeard: 152 pts. Miko: 150 pts. embarrasing tank: 148 pts. Thaddius the Large: 140 pts. Cruel and Unusual: 125 pts. Mughe: 121 pts. Foranzan: 114 pts. Deceptive: 111 pts. Bachtere: 107 pts. grah: 104 pts. OxySnake: 102 pts. bushisms.txt: 87 pts. Benne: 82 pts. Nystral: 82 pts. Ghost of Reagan Past: 72 pts. Skillface: 46 pts. JRizzle: 41 pts. Great White Hope: 40 pts. Terror Shark: 25 pts. BlindSite: 18 pts. Garbo: 17 pts. Spoeank: 12 pts. Freaquency: 7 pts. Grozz Nuy fucked around with this message at 09:36 on Oct 17, 2014 |
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Just whenever you get around to it man. Hosting this game is a lot to do so if you ever need help or are just going to have things up late I'd think we would all understand.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 10:23 |
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The Puppy Bowl posted:Just whenever you get around to it man. Hosting this game is a lot to do so if you ever need help or are just going to have things up late I'd think we would all understand. Yup, agreed.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 13:09 |
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Joe Flacco - Passing Matt Ryan - Passing Tony Romo - Passing Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Tucker Number: Arian Foster - Rushing
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 13:11 |
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Brady probably going to blow it out again against the Jets this week. Geno Smith - Passing Michael Vick - Passing Kyle Orton - Passing E.J. Manuel - Passing Tom Brady - Passing Jimmy Garappolo - Passing Justin Forsett - Rushing Tucker: Andre Johnson - Receiving
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 13:55 |
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Tom Brady - passing yards Peyton Manning - passing yards Russell Wilson - passing yards Tucker Number - Andre Johnson - receiving yards
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 15:15 |
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Drew Brees - Passing Yards Andy Dalton - Passing Yards Julio Jones - Receiving Yards Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards Matt Forte - Rushing Yards Tucker Number - Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 15:48 |
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Drew Brees - Passing Yards Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Andy Dalton - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Heath Miller - Receiving Yards
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 16:21 |
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Derek Carr - Passing Yards Alex Smith - Passing Yards Austin Davis - Passing Yards Tucker - Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 18:49 |
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Tom Brady - Passing Yards Geno Smith - Passing Yards Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards Harry Douglas - Receiving Yards Jerrick McKinnon - Rushing Yards Malcolm Floyd - Receiving Yards Tucker Number - Arian Foster - Rushing Yards
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 21:10 |
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Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards Johnny Manziel - Passing Yards Ben Tate - Rushing Yards Terrence West - Rushing Yards Isiah Crowell - Rushing Yards Miles Austin - Receiving Yards Andrew Hawkins - Receiving Yards Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards Taylor Gabriel - Receiving Yards Jordan Cameron - Receiving Yards Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards Jim Dray - Receiving Yards Bort Bortles - Passing Yards T#: Ben Roethlisberger - Rushing Yards
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 21:15 |
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Cam Newton - Passing Yards Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Drew Brees - Passing Yards Anquan Boldin - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Arian Foster - Rushing Yards
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 21:17 |
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Russell Wilson - Passing Yards Russell Wilson - Rushing Yards Jon Ryan - Rushing Yards Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards Doug Baldwin - Receiving Yards Luke Willson - Receiving Yards Tom Brady - Passing Yards Tom Brady - Rushing Yards Eric Decker - Receiving Yards Tucker Number - Arian Foster - Rushing Yards
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 23:05 |
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Brian Hoyer - Passing Matthew Stafford - Passing Philip Rivers - Passing Tucker Number - Arian Foster, Rushing
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 23:19 |
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Tennessee, NYG, Chicago, Indianapolis Team - Rushing JAX QB, NYJ QB - Passing Tucker Number - Foster - Rushing
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 01:01 |
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Matt Ryan - passing Drew Brees - passing Tony Romo - Passing Tucker: Leveon Bell - rushing
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 02:12 |
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gently caress these 700 scores. Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Carson Palmer - Passing Yards Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards Jamaal Charles - Rushing Yards Mohamed Sanu - Receiving Yards Desean Jackson - Receiving Yards Tucker #: Deandre Hopkins - Receiving Yards
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 04:44 |
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Cam Newton - Passing Kyle Orton - Passing Ryan Tannehill - Passing Tucker: LeGarrette Blount - Rushing
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 05:16 |
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Season standings are finally updated. Sorry about being behind on that for a couple weeks, work has really been kicking my rear end lately and I figured the time I had to spend on this would be better spent getting results done in as timely a fashion as possible.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 09:37 |
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Green Bay Packers - Rushing Yards Green Bay Packers - Receiving Yards Indianapolis Colts - Rushing Yards Indianapolis Colts - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Heath Miller - Receiving Yards
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 13:07 |
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Peyton Manning - passing yards Tony Romo - passing yards Andrew Luck - passing yards Tucker Number: Andre Johnson - receiving yards **Revis Token in play***
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 14:04 |
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Holy shitballs I'm in the top 10 for the season so far?! I knew I was having my best year ever but that's even better than I had thought. Now I feel pressured to keep this up, damnit. Drew Brees - Passing Tony Romo - Passing Matthew Stafford - Passing Tucker Number: Arian Foster - Receiving
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 14:21 |
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Grozz Nuy posted:Season standings are finally updated. Sorry about being behind on that for a couple weeks, work has really been kicking my rear end lately and I figured the time I had to spend on this would be better spent getting results done in as timely a fashion as possible. It's okay man. Like other people said, let us know if you need someone else to take the reigns for a week or two.
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 16:45 |
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Derek Carr - passing Joe Flacco - passing Andrew Luck - passing Tucker Number: Ben Roethlisberger - Rushing Yards
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 17:44 |
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Peyton Manning - Passing Andrew Luck - Passing DeMarco Murray - Rushing Tucker Number: Ben Roethlisberger - Passing
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 20:08 |
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oh my god i suck at this Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards Blake Bortles - Passing Yards Justin Forsett - Rushing Yards Bernard Pierce - Rushing Yards Lorenzo Taliaferro - Rushing Yards Tucker Ryan Fitzpatrick - Passing Yards
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 20:29 |
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Andrew Luck - Passing Tony Romo - Passing Jordy Nelson - Receiving CJ Spiller - Receiving Andrew Luck - Rushing Tony Romo - Rushing Tucker # Roethlisberger - Passing Time to go big.
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:26 |
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Andy Dalton - passing Andrew Luck - passing Alex Smith - passing Tucker Number: Arian Foster - rushing
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:33 |
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axeil posted:It's okay man. Like other people said, let us know if you need someone else to take the reigns for a week or two. Yeah dude I got plenty of time on wednesdays (I am off literally every wednesday like clockwork) and I can sit and crunch numbers for you no problem at all.
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 23:03 |
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also guess I need to post a list Aaron Rodgers - Passing Eddie Lacy - Rushing Peyton Manning - Passing Demarco Murray - Rushing Tucker #: Ryan Fitzpatrick - Passing
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 23:06 |
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Bishop Sankey - rushing yards Russell Wilson - rushing yards Carson Palmer - passing yards Jamaal Charles - rushing yards Dez Bryant - receiving yards tucker number Arian Foster - rushing yards
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 23:10 |
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R. Wilson SEA - Passing yards P. Manning DEN - Passing yards C. Spiller BUF - Rushing yards Tucker number: R. Fitzpatrick HOU - Passing Yards
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 00:41 |
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Blake Bortles - Passing Yards Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Peyton Manning - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Arian Foster - Rushing Yards
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 01:57 |
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Russell Wilson - Passing Yards Carson Palmer - Passing Yards Drew Brees - Passing Yards Brian Quick - Receiving Yards Le'veon Bell - Rushing Yards
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 05:17 |
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Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Drew Brees - Passing Yards DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards Ben Tate - Rushing Yards Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 06:12 |
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Brian Hoyer - Passing Yards Philip Rivers - Passing Yards Matt Ryan - Passing Yards Golden Tate - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Arian Foster - Rushing Yards
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 10:42 |
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Drew Brees - passing Derek Carr - passing DeMarco Murray - rushing Andre Holmes - receiving Eddie Lacy - rushing Malcolm Floyd - receiving Tucker # - Antonio Brown - receiving
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 11:55 |
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Matt Ryan - passing yards Drew Brees - passing yards Marshawn Lynch - rushing yards Ryan Tannehill - passing yards Tucker Number - Arian Foster - rushing yards
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 12:03 |
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Can this week be the list that actually puts me over 900 yards and less than 1,000? Let's find out. Matt Stafford - Passing Yards Tony Romo - Passing Yards Matt Forte - Rushing Yards Demariyus Thomas - Receiving Yards DeSean Jackson - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Arian Foster - Rushing Yards
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 15:23 |