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Are platinum members the best?
	They're poo poo
	If i start telling you how bad they are I'll never stop
	they paid ten bucks for lovely email and google that only work on the forums
	ilike to touch my hole

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Top Hats Monthly: People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

hi something awful

this is where we platinum users enforce our superiority over the low hanging fruit [ie non platinum poors] post about how you want to die in the desert surrounded by money that you have no way to exchange for food or water

Somebody fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Oct 22, 2014

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:52

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 18:20

Julius CSAR: by sebmojo

HAHA GOLLY! Never thought to tell people I had ten dollars more than they did!

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:52

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*adjusts monocle* *gets bit by a rattlesnake that everyone knew was there but nobody told me about*

Somebody fucked around with this message at 14:41 on Oct 22, 2014

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:54

90s Solo Cup: To understand the cup
He must become the cup

Eat the rich.

REVOLUTION

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:54

Top Hats Monthly: People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Everyday Lurker posted:

Eat the rich.

REVOLUTION

we certainly will be doing that, in the desert, once the food runs out

Somebody fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Oct 22, 2014

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:55

90s Solo Cup: To understand the cup
He must become the cup

glowing-fish posted:

You know how stoners have that thing they like to say, because it is a secret code where they can talk about somking weed right around the cops and the cops will not even know what they are saying?

I think Plat users should have their own code. :78: is the atomic number of Plat, so Plat users can be like "are you 78, dude?" and unless the person gets confused and thinks they are literally being asked if they are an octogenarian, they will know they are talking to a fellow Plat user.

Maybe also we could combine it with the stairs question? "How many stairs do you have in your house"?
"78, like all non-poors".

Good idea? C/C/Y/Y?

platcrew I think we need our own emote to show we are richer than the other thread. agreed??? could just be a nucleus or a pure platinum bar

VVV: The grenade is just a ruse. This 78 flashes our symbolism. It shows somebody paid cool cash for this to happen, not just to get a little grenade next to their name. I know, coming up from being poor is hard

# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:13

les fleurs du mall: by LadyAmbien

glowing-fish posted:

You know how stoners have that thing they like to say, because it is a secret code where they can talk about somking weed right around the cops and the cops will not even know what they are saying?

I think Plat users should have their own code. :78: is the atomic number of Plat, so Plat users can be like "are you 78, dude?" and unless the person gets confused and thinks they are literally being asked if they are an octogenarian, they will know they are talking to a fellow Plat user.

Maybe also we could combine it with the stairs question? "How many stairs do you have in your house"?
"78, like all non-poors".

Good idea? C/C/Y/Y?

all plat users have a grenade icon next to their name so seems redundant

like if chinese people came up with a secret handshake to reveal to each other that they are chinese

# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:14

Cucking Mama: Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

the joke where people with plat are well-heeled men of means and people without plat are chain link poors for at least 10 pages again

# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:20

1gnoirents: hello

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# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:26

FrumpleOrz: Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.

I'm gonna post in this thread.

# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:26

les fleurs du mall: by LadyAmbien

FrumpleOrz posted:

I'm gonna post in this thread.

when?

# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:34

Secks Cauldron: I thought they closed that place down!

I don't have a girlfriend but I do have a sexy man friend (to have sex with).

# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:42

FrumpleOrz: Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.

Quickscope420dad posted:

when?

Eventually. I'm not quite sure when.

Holy gently caress, I'm incredibly unfunny and I am not clever. At least I have money to toss around...

# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:58

CommonTerry: good is soda grape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxFGhQsaSwI

# ? Oct 22, 2014 05:10

CommonTerry: good is soda grape

Secks Cauldron posted:

I don't have a girlfriend but I do have a sexy man friend (to have sex with).

same minus "sexy"

# ? Oct 22, 2014 05:11

Unity Gain: dancing blue

Quickscope420dad posted:

Yeah i guess it is time for this thread again

--Platinum Crew Lord Prime Minister--

join here
plat privilege: simply the best

# ? Oct 22, 2014 05:20

blakangel: broken reflection on the surface of never

How do you know if you're platinum?

# ? Oct 22, 2014 05:24

Al Borland: by XyloJW

time to laud over the poors.

E:

CommonTerry posted:

same minus "sexy"

I hope you find a sexy man friend one day. :unsmith:

# ? Oct 22, 2014 06:07

Pissed Ape Sexist

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# ? Oct 22, 2014 06:20