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Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Whats the best way to get pubes out of your keyboard, I need to know for a job im doing

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A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
you can usually pop the keys off a keyboard, op

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

just stick it in the dishwasher. it's fine as long as you turn it off first

pram
Jun 10, 2001
no one is going to notice unless you're working at gattaca

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

pram posted:

no one is going to notice unless you're working at gattaca

Egan Yardley
Jun 11, 2010

shop vac

always shop vac when you need some good sucking power

Olivil
Jul 15, 2010

Wow I'd like to be as smart as a computer
sell it on sa mart and buy a new kb (keyboard)

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

Egan Yardley posted:

shop vac

always shop vac when you need some good sucking power

plus, two birds with one stone

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

pram posted:

no one is going to notice unless you're working at gattaca

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I watched predestination the other day boy was that a fun movie starring gat-man

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Shave your mons op problem solved

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Shave your mons op problem solved

Now the keyboard is covered in hair! This didn't help at all!

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
what was that string of pics of goon emptying out his keyboard onto paper and eating it or something

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

graph posted:

what was that string of pics of goon emptying out his keyboard onto paper and eating it or something

Google Keyboard Goop

:nws: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3221068 :nws:

Actually don't, really.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Don't.

time is a wastin
Sep 11, 2011
Fish them out with longer pubes

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

theyre supposed to be there, op.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
cant see the problem here unless you own one of the old apple clear acrylic keyboards, OP

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

leave them be. it's like seasoning a cast-iron skillet

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Google Keyboard Goop

remain bless

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
shave your pubes dudes

trimmer on the bulk and razor the sack

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
what are the advantages of a nude sack? also are u supposed to shave teh mons area and if so do u continue to shave up to the bellybutton area?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

bobbilljim posted:

what are the advantages of a nude sack? also are u supposed to shave teh mons area and if so do u continue to shave up to the bellybutton area?

balls are easier to eat when they're nice and smooth

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
a macbook pro constantly covered in jizz

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go
post the picture of that goon keyboard with the layers of hair

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

balls are easier to eat when they're nice and smooth

another q, y would u want to put ur balls in sum1s mouth???

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple on pizzadog derangement syndrome
the first pube stuck in your new keyboard is a tragedy, the thousandth is character, as the old saying goes

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013

pram posted:

no one is going to notice unless you're working at gattaca

Papes
Apr 13, 2010

There's always something at the bottom of the bag.

bobbilljim posted:

another q, y would u want to put ur balls in sum1s mouth???

it feels good hth

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
mr t ate my balls and i liked it

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


in on the ground floor

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
do u shave ur pakfecd

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
scrape them all into a pile and call it mons pubis

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


bobbilljim posted:

another q, y would u want to put ur balls in sum1s mouth???

sometimes when a lungfish and a sponge love each other v much

Kathleen
Feb 26, 2013

Grimey Drawer

rotor posted:

the first pube stuck in your new keyboard is a tragedy, the thousandth is character, as the old saying goes

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
I just like saying "Problematic."

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Jonny 290 posted:

I just like saying "Problematic."

same but programmatic non-fit

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

just be agile and pivot it into a pubes in the keyboard opporunity

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple on pizzadog derangement syndrome

Jonny 290 posted:

I just like saying "Problematic."

I got an old '68 Problematic in the garage, gonna get it up & runnin soon

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jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
that's p. gross op

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