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32 | 14.88% |
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75 | 34.88% |
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DALLAS COWBOYS AT GREEN BAY PACKERS Here comes Tony playing Oldies Goldies  Hut hut a-lua baby what he say?  Down in the tunnels getting a shot in his leg  He got the action he got the motion  Oh yeah the boy can play  Dedication devotion  Turning all the night time into the picks  He do the play about the 4 verticals man He do the play with the sweep He do the pick, he do the pick of life  edit: loving misfire, I meant to post this later. Oh well. I will use this space to shill for the TFF steam group Here I promise I'll stop doing this eventually. Top Hats Monthly fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Jan 11, 2015 |
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Jan 11, 2015 17:26
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My body isn't ready.
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Jan 11, 2015 17:27
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I want a new Cowboys dynasty
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Jan 11, 2015 17:28
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Hell yeah. Step 1: Menudo Step 2: Football
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Jan 11, 2015 17:29
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Haha, you fell for the poll preview trap.
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Jan 11, 2015 17:30
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I have zero dislike for any individual cowboys player. But I want the cowboys to lose because gently caress the cowboys.
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Jan 11, 2015 17:34
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Pron on VHS posted:I want a new Cowboys dynasty Same
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Jan 11, 2015 17:35
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is tony romo clutch quarterback position national football league thought?
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Jan 11, 2015 17:35
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R.D. Mangles posted:is You have no loving idea how many reaction images I got when I was looking him up
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Jan 11, 2015 17:37
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Please win, Packers. I can't handle the Cowboys in the NFCCG (or the Superbowl for that matter).
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Jan 11, 2015 17:39
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Stupid Dick posted:Please win, Packers. I can't handle the Cowboys in the NFCCG (or the Superbowl for that matter). this, but opposite
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Jan 11, 2015 17:40
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lol at people who think that jones is the worst owner instead of the thousands of insufferable cheese hats with framed pieces of fake ownership paper
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Jan 11, 2015 17:41
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So football is a thing that's happening and that's alright I suppose. Dallas apparently shouldn't be here because of flags picked up or whatever. The refs decided something was a penalty, and then it wasn't a penalty. They do this all the time, so it really isn't favoritism. It's just the fact that nobody knows the rules of American Football except Bill Belichick. I'm pretty sure it's like 90's era WWF when Shawn Michaels went to pick up the WWF Rulebook and it was a bottle of Jack Daniel's. It was funny and also probably true. Nothing is illegal until they talk about it on ESPN for a month. So shut up and enjoy the Cowboys getting crushed to death on really cold earth. Have you ever had to do anything on really cold earth? No, seriously. Like I spent the last month building the Winter Classic over at Nationals Park and everything is heavy and cold. Imagine having to move your television, only it's been sitting outside for a month and it's also one of those big-rear end CRT's that you got hand-me-down from your more affluent relatives. Now picture doing that for eight hours a day in Wisconsin. This game will be like that. Remember how much you hate the Dallas Cowboys? I'm sure you do, because you're a good person. Unless you aren't, in which case seek redemption in Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour, and also a Bills Fan. (The Lord has a special place for those who suffer and persevere.) They're gonna get tackled onto really cold earth, and they will probably be injured, or maybe, die. It won't be on Fox, so you won't hear the Sad Piano Music like we have for the last twenty years of our lives. But you can smile about it, because you can now judge these working-class Americans for signing a contract with a color scheme you hate. That's basically all America is now. But you can feel good about it, because we told you that it was alright to feel good about it. Aaron Rodgers will throw to the entire population of Milwaukee for at least two completions, Tony Romo will throw four touchdowns but a really unfortunately timed interception, and we'll all watch with our beverages in hand. Won't it be fun? Aren't you hype? Come on, man. It's a Sunday in January and there's something to feel about. Get hype, get feely.
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Jan 11, 2015 17:42
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Jan 11, 2015 17:46
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Brannock posted:My body isn't ready.
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Jan 11, 2015 17:48
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Go Packers! oh and Nazi Germany
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Jan 11, 2015 17:48
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All I want today is for Romo to have a good game. If that happens, I can handle anything else
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Jan 11, 2015 17:49
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Actually the game is on FOX, YBF, so we will be hearing sad piano music
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Jan 11, 2015 17:51
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illcendiary posted:Actually the game is on FOX, YBF, so we will be hearing sad piano music HOORAY! They were so trigger happy with that last night, like they were playing it without even showing the injured player and I was trying to figure out if I should be dreading the next camera cut or signaling my own inevitable death or loving WHAT
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Jan 11, 2015 17:52
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Tzen posted:Go Packers! Nazi Germany didn't exist and the twin towers were an inside plot
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Jan 11, 2015 17:53
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I don't know what I want from this game other than comedy
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Jan 11, 2015 17:53
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If the Cowboys win this game I will finally have all the proof I need that the world is a horrible place without justice (to be fair, I'm already 99% of the way there).
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Jan 11, 2015 17:55
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All that matters is Rodgers and his leg. So long as that holds up, pretty sure they win this.
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Jan 11, 2015 17:57
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YMB posted:If the Cowboys win this game I will finally have all the proof I need that the world is a horrible place without justice (to be fair, I'm already 99% of the way there). We have more contact / stick-and-ball sports than we have wars. Keep hope alive.
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Jan 11, 2015 17:58
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I hope there is a hell so all cowboy fans have a place to go to after today. Go packers
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Jan 11, 2015 18:01
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go pack go do it for america do it for my co-worker who flew in to lambeau for this
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Jan 11, 2015 18:03
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Big Beef City posted:All that matters is Rodgers and his leg. So long as that holds up, pretty sure they win this. but how is the Chip on his Shoulder
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Jan 11, 2015 18:03
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Wow a Buck with emotion in his voice, incredible times.
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Jan 11, 2015 18:04
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Joe Buck: My father was an alcoholic.
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Jan 11, 2015 18:05
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Just a friendly reminder to everyone that "rivals.com"-style puns such as "tony homo" are against the rules here in TFF. Please refrain from calling Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo "Tony Homo". Even though it rhymes, and he is, in fact, a gay man, it is against the rules here so please don't do it.
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Jan 11, 2015 18:05
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Go The Packers Birch. I want a sad Troy Aikman. gently caress Troy Aikman.
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Jan 11, 2015 18:05
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Vertical Lime posted:do it for my co-worker who flew in to lambeau for this Cold weather tailgating outside Lambeau is very close to a religious experience, I hope he is having a blast.
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Jan 11, 2015 18:06
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Atticus Finch posted:Joe Buck: My father was an alcoholic. Who's isn't
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Jan 11, 2015 18:06
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Cowboys going to take this easily.
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little munchkin posted:Just a friendly reminder to everyone that "rivals.com"-style puns such as "tony homo" are against the rules here in TFF. Please refrain from calling Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo "Tony Homo". Even though it rhymes, and he is, in fact, a gay man, it is against the rules here so please don't do it. Homosexual encounters fuel Rodgers, that's a science fact. Tony being out there may induce some kind of blazing inferno of power in Rodgers. e: cheesetriangles posted:Cowboys going to take this easily. nah.
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Jan 11, 2015 18:08
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Jan 11, 2015 18:08
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Big Beef City posted:Cold weather tailgating outside Lambeau is very close to a religious experience, I hope he is having a blast. Everyone has schnapps. We ended up giving a bottle to a Texans fan who was walking by miserable. I think this was in like 06. He was so  afterwards.
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Jan 11, 2015 18:09
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little munchkin posted:Just a friendly reminder to everyone that "rivals.com"-style puns such as "tony homo" are against the rules here in TFF. Please refrain from calling Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo "Tony Homo". Even though it rhymes, and he is, in fact, a gay man, it is against the rules here so please don't do it. Can't wait for seven pages of super clever ROMOCEPTION though let me tell you
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illcendiary posted:Can't wait for seven pages of super clever ROMOCEPTION though let me tell you Did anyone ever come forward and admit to paying the thirty bucks to get  ?
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